Let's Write a Letter to My Insurance Company!Submitted by Flack at 2014-12-08 16:20:12 EST
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So my insurance company is kinda pissing me off. They are trying to raise my rates because of a comprehensive claim I made last year. I called them and told them to go fuck themselves and now will be switching car insurance companies (where I'll get an even cheaper rate and deductible then had before).
So I figured maybe Ubersite would want to help me with the letter informing them of my decision to switch insurance companies. Everyone gets TWO sentences to add to the letter. Make it as vulgar, racist, sexist, misogynistic, dry or inane as you would like.
NO VIOLENT THREATS!!!!! (I don't want to go to jail).
To Whom it may Concern,
This e-mail is to inform you that I will be canceling my Auto Insurance with Allstate. In 2013, I filed a comp claim for a small scratch on my front passenger side door, paid the deductible, and a year later you have decided to raise my rates for no particular reason other than you are a bunch of assholes.