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Submitted by OathMeal at 2014-11-13 23:56:30 EST
Rating: 0.6 on 10 ratings (12 reviews) (V)

Hating on HK means an instant crumpling.jpg
Hating on HK means an instant crumpling.jpg


Submitted by DaBeast at 2014-12-02 12:15:04 EST (#)

Oath, you know there's no truth on the internets. There are only lies, damned lies, and statistics.

Submitted by Sage at 2014-11-27 22:48:58 EST (#)
Rating: 2

You're looking well, Oathy.

Submitted by Bob_Dole at 2014-11-25 21:38:45 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Bob dole never knew what you looked like. Bob dole logged in just to tell you that bob dole still doesn't care.

Submitted by Tyrone at 2014-11-19 00:04:48 EST (#)
Rating: -2

gay ass nigga

Submitted by Perk "Grownman Perkiness" man at 2014-11-14 16:16:13 EST (#)
Rating: 1

You look like a sociopath... or like the character Dexter(from the show) whom is a sociopath...

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2014-11-14 13:57:45 EST (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2014-11-14 12:59:18 EST (#)

jonnyx would like you to deposit those sausage fingers in his atm

Submitted by JonnyX at 2014-11-14 11:32:48 EST (#)
Rating: 2

auto +2 for crumpling

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2014-11-14 09:56:31 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2014-11-14 09:54:38 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Shlongy at 2014-11-14 08:32:11 EST (#)
Rating: -2

It's a pussy...and a cartoon character.

Submitted by tenofspades at 2014-11-14 08:23:13 EST (#)
Rating: 0

female camwhore would have been a +2

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