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Perkman

Submitted by RoadSong at 2014-04-09 08:43:32 EDT
Rating: 2.0 on 5 ratings (6 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

oh shit if I read one more snivel about your lot in life my head might assplode!!


Listen to this while you read...
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I can't go back I've changed Vengeance is all there is A day in the life I'm done they've beaten the fight out of me I want to love again I hope I can Trapped in Los Angeles The Beast Addiction is a motherfucker Fighting on Christmas in California liberal utopia my ass Guess I can't get the devil off me Let's be Honest "We're raising a bunch of Sissies" Cutting off the hand, to save the body I fell in love with a Swiss girl Vibrate A Hustler's city Don't trust fat people especially the ugly ones What I feel like as a writer, pondering the sunsets We fought over powdereddonuts love is tragic They should Riot and so should you My Rage Cougars Man True Stories Diary of a Perk Modern love seeing doves cry due to other doves lives Please don't pretend like you love me The Devils Nest A Rebuttal to 'Tommy Boy'Please, Atheists Shut up you're not clever or smartj ust greedy lonely and dumb Social idiots that's what we are just social idiots decent rant I welcome rebuttals Pathatic Do you want to be happy? Diez from my Senior class dead from "drugs" why don't I jump into that pull? why not? Homeless clarity seeing a tornado you can't stop it can only take notes Government Corruption Homeless Vlog 49 days and counting I guess I'm Homeless or I have been for sometime How I became a writer reflections and fear of "fame" Why do I feel guilty for hating my family? I guess I don't know shit Guess I have more to give REPOST! I'm not going to hate this world though it's putting up A+ effort Think idiots

My parents were mean to me they favored my siblings even so I try and stick up for my friends it's your fault my faith in god wavers with sincere binges not my fault either wrong choices impounded vehicle warrants quit school quit dope weekly postings telling people what music to listen to as they peruse vapid rankings intended to bring out the bastard in all including the emo kid with spikes in her hair.

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Submitted by JonnyX at 2014-12-02 18:09:37 EST (#)
Rating: 2

B@W

Submitted by RoadSong at 2014-04-10 13:08:35 EDT (#)

Oh Perky, you are a good sport. I am just trying to liven things up around here. Bandwagon you know. I like that you go on and write what you feel, even if you know you are going to hear disparaging remarks...

Submitted by Perk "Grownman Perkiness" man at 2014-04-10 02:56:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This was so... Perky.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2014-04-09 14:43:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Well this was not what I expected it to be. So, yay!

Submitted by JonnyX at 2014-04-09 13:37:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

hmm, so if you just take all the titles of every Perkman post, and make them into their own article...they're STILL more coherent then any of the stupid shit he posts.

I'm going to try that myself, and see how it works...

Submitted by Linus at 2014-04-09 11:45:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Transcendin' the rankings into memedom.


Marge: I know we didn't ask for this, Homer, but doesn't the Bible
say, "Whatsoever you do to the least of my brothers, that you
do unto me...?"

Homer: Yes, but doesn't the Bible also say, "Thou shalt not take
moochers into thy hut?"

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