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Happy Holidays to children all over the world.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2013-12-11 15:44:51 EST
Rating: 1.15 on 11 ratings (18 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

St. Nicholas, the angels, and Krampus...

Austria celebrates in style. Get drunk, put on a costume, chase kids down the street and beat them with fiery sticks.

Krampus has been a part of alpine folklore going back at least a millennium, he traditionally accompanies St. Nicholas and angels on the evening of December 5 to visit households to reward children that have been good while reprimanding those who have not. He is a beast-like creature looking for naughty children to punish in horrible ways, or possibly to drag back to his lair in a sack.


In conclusion Uber, party on and shoot fire out of your ass.


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Submitted by Spam at 2013-12-19 06:33:31 EST (#)

Needed more The Virgin Connie Swail

Submitted by RoadSong at 2013-12-18 19:36:46 EST (#)

home below :)

Submitted by Shlongy at 2013-12-18 18:12:49 EST (#)

I love Crampas...

Submitted by Ducky at 2013-12-18 17:21:45 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Made me think of The League...oh Taco...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68S9_zWoryw

Submitted by bart made me laugh at 2013-12-16 19:51:40 EST (#)
Rating: 0

lol perkman owned silvr

Submitted by secret_of_nimh at 2013-12-15 17:07:58 EST (#)
Rating: 2

good shit

Submitted by 53RD at 2013-12-14 07:32:07 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2013-12-13 23:57:14 EST (#)

Dan_ran: of course he's an alter, you down-under wonderdoofus. SOMEONE has to shake the old-school spice of 'tard fighting around this dessicated corpse of a site, don't they?

And now you've managed to be back for one comment and taken your own idiocy to the top tier. Congratulations. You've just become the #1 contender for idiot uberchamp.

You and Perk
Pit of DOOOOOOM
a fight to the derp.

Submitted by Maj. Lee Lichtermann at 2013-12-13 20:44:12 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Hi everyone it's me, d_r.

First of all, minus 2 roadsong, you suck. Now, what's been going on *looks around* yes i see, i see...silvr's been yelling at perkman again....an obvious alter......and yet somehow PERkman's the idiot.

Okay well this place still blows.

Submitted by Perk "Grownman Perkiness" man at 2013-12-13 19:35:13 EST (#)

Sliverwolf- Do you understand sarcasm? or no? grow a joking bone, yah cunt... What is wrong with you? If you need something to get your anger out on, there are sports teams, as most sane people do. I mean that's what they are there for...

Submitted by OathMeal at 2013-12-13 11:01:18 EST (#)
Rating: 2

SilvrWolf just destroyed Perkman.


Highlight of my morning.

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2013-12-12 00:48:26 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Perk "Grownman Perkiness" man at 2013-12-11 17:21:58 EST (#)
Rating: 1

What is this pagan shit? I think everyone in that photo is going to heck... that's just what I feel.

This is really how they celebrate Christmas? Where in the heck is all this done at? which country or group?
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Christmas IS pagan, you stupid, stupid fuck. All of it. From the wreaths to the trees to Santa, even the gifts. ALL of it.

In no way, shape or form was Jesus born in December. The shepherds didn't field their flocks at night in the winter (so no star of Bethlehem). The Romans didn't perform censuses in the winter (the very reason for Mary and Joseph going to Bethlehem).

What did happen is that the pagans were still celebrating their winter solstice festivals, Constantine had just converted to Christianity and he needed to consolidate his power amongst both pagans and Christians. So, he stole the holiday.

Thou shalt not steal... unless it's a holiday that can help you exercise your power and assimilate the beliefs of others into your own.

And if you're willing to say "shit", you should be willing to say "hell", you serial knucklefucker. Glad I could help. Here's a nickel; go buy a clue.

Next up: your blessed Easter is a stolen holiday, too.

Submitted by TheUniter at 2013-12-11 23:45:25 EST (#)
Rating: 1

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Submitted by TheUniter at 2013-12-11 23:45:15 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2013-12-11 21:05:28 EST (#)

Our American traditions are no less grotesque in their own way.

Submitted by Yozz at 2013-12-11 19:41:47 EST (#)
Rating: 2

He reminds me of my boss.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2013-12-11 18:51:42 EST (#)

"Austria celebrates in style. Get drunk, put on a costume, chase kids down the street and beat them with fiery sticks."



Submitted by Perk "Grownman Perkiness" man at 2013-12-11 17:21:58 EST (#)
Rating: 1

What is this pagan shit? I think everyone in that photo is going to heck... that's just what I feel.

This is really how they celebrate Christmas? Where in the heck is all this done at? which country or group?


Lisa: Remember, Dad. The handle of the Big Dipper points to the
North Star.

Homer: That's nice, Lisa, but we're not in astronomy class. We're in
the woods.

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