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The Most Excellent Eyezonda Trophy - grÜeBERfest 2013

Submitted by RoadSong at 2013-11-26 19:44:39 EST
Rating: 2.0 on 11 ratings (18 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

The bloody prize arrived engraved and gleaming gold. I am the envy of the neighborhood! Many thanks to skrapmetal for hosting grÜeBERfest 2013. Thanks also to the other participants, and to those who rated the entries.

When the package arrived, I went to YouTube and played the 1930 recording of "Goofus" by my uncle Wayne King. The cats and dogs and I started dancing all around...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAbvri7rrKU&list=PLD6F810B2AB5C20BE

RoadSong and Tweeter






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Submitted by Wisher at 2013-12-09 19:31:23 EST (#)
Rating: 2



Last time I checked by here, prob'ly a year or so ago, the reviews were mostly all like 3 days old, so I finally stopped checking in. Cool that you have GRÜBERfest still going. ~peace & love to you all, & be safe partying this holiday season.

Submitted by messmind at 2013-12-04 17:38:16 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Want!

Submitted by OathMeal at 2013-11-30 17:26:22 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2013-11-29 15:42:38 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This is wonderful.

Submitted by Tom Sorrell at 2013-11-28 00:45:22 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Right-o.

Submitted by bart made me laugh at 2013-11-27 20:05:45 EST (#)

this is what would happen if you stuck that trophy in s'crappy's gut tomorrow about 2pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynQ_cw6oHMg

Submitted by Director at 2013-11-27 18:12:14 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Had I known the winner of the contest would receive Shlongy's balls on a pedestal, I most certainly would have entered, won, then returned them to the poor little man.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2013-11-27 16:30:11 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I like the animals way better than the trophy.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2013-11-27 12:24:28 EST (#)

But see, then I see cats and shit ... but then I remember I have a cat ... and this, the comment.

Wife ... and not sure. She just said she thinks so. I see the word Road and think Jack Kerouac.


I see.
There were feral cats here along the banks of Rattlesnake Creek when I came here long ago. I trapped them in Hav-A-Hart traps and had them spayed, and have looked after them since. As a steward of the land, the trees and all that lives on the land are my responsibility, and I have grown to love them.

Please give my regards to the intuitive lady, she is correct.

“Live, travel, adventure, bless, and don't be sorry.”
― Jack Kerouac


Submitted by Sage at 2013-11-27 08:58:24 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Awesome trophy and pretty puppehs and kittehs!! xoxo

Submitted by Tom Sorrell at 2013-11-27 01:47:54 EST (#)

But see, then I see cats and shit ... but then I remember I have a cat ... and this, the comment.

Submitted by Tom Sorrell at 2013-11-27 01:47:09 EST (#)

Wife ... and not sure. She just said she thinks so. I see the word Road and think Jack Kerouac.


Submitted by RoadSong at 2013-11-27 01:34:42 EST (#)

I have a .gif for this. You KNOW I do!

Submitted by RoadSong at 2013-11-27 01:19:19 EST (#)

I think you're a guy. My lady friend thinks you're a woman. Can you settle this for us? Thanks.



Quid pro quo Tom.

1.What makes the girlfriend think me to be a she?
2.What makes you think me to be a he?

I don't mind the question and will answer, not a problem.

Submitted by Tom Sorrell at 2013-11-26 21:52:37 EST (#)

ROADSONG,

I have some statements, then a question.

I think you're a guy. My lady friend thinks you're a woman. Can you settle this for us? Thanks.

Sincerely,
Tom

PS: If I'm wrong, my bad.

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2013-11-26 20:49:36 EST (#)
Rating: 2

TWEETER

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2013-11-26 20:16:42 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Grüetastickal!

Submitted by Habeeb Thomas PhD at 2013-11-26 19:52:00 EST (#)
Rating: 2


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putting his ass on the line. And I'm not out of order! You're out of
order! The whole freaking system is out of order!

-- Homer Simpson
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