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Straight to the baseless insults when you can't argue facts. So very boringly usual for you dems..
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Furnace, Chimney, and Fireplace Special! We do Cleaning, Repair, and Installation!

Submitted by ilikesteak at 2013-10-20 21:41:56 EDT
Rating: 1.25 on 4 ratings (6 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

This Deal is from September 20 to January 15, 2014)

I am posting here to tell you aboot the best discount you will ever find for all of your heating and ventilation needs! Our hub serves the entire Southern Alberta area, with regional offices all across Canada, and are opening a new office just for the greater Calgary area. Don't be afraid to ask about our special Ogden discount (does not include Ogdenville)


Cleaning of up to three Furnaces, Chimneys, or Fireplaces.
Cleaning for the entire Air Duct and Air Conditioning system.
Cleaning and refill of hot and cold water tanks.
Free furnace filter upgrade.
Cleaning, inspection, and certification of your furnace (base, housing, pipes, and connections done at no additional charge)
Deep and Chemical cleansing of Burners/Heat Exchangers, Ignition Control System, Fan Motor, Thrust Drive, Fan Belt/Fan Blades, Warp Drive, Thermostat, Oil Motor, Pilot Assembly Heat Exchanger, Engine Stabilizers, Pilot's Helmet, Pilot Assembly, Fan Belt, Fire Dampers.

As an added bonus, we give a special discount every time we get to lay pipe.

Fire-Insurance covered when we are at your home, and for up to 90 days afterwards. We garuntee our work for two years, and the quality of our work for life. If you ever have a fire caused by our work, we'll party the damages. (claims must be accompanied by police, fire station, and insurance reports)

Our quality of work can't be beat, and the competition can't touch our prices.


For all this charges are only 99$ so give us a call! Our billboards are everywhere, and if you've seen our ads, them you know the jingle. You know the number, so call now!

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Submitted by RoadSong at 2013-11-12 18:40:43 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Truth below

Submitted by Sage at 2013-11-11 14:56:16 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Someone should've showed this ad to my fucking landlord oh, 9 months or so ago.

Submitted by rats at 2013-10-28 21:40:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by orphelia at 2013-10-21 13:43:17 EDT (#)

Oops wrong post

Submitted by orphelia at 2013-10-21 13:42:47 EDT (#)

I auto tried to 'like' shlongs comment.

I'm totally ruined by Facebook.

Submitted by JonnyX at 2013-10-21 12:16:59 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

"As an added bonus, we give a special discount every time we get to lay pipe."

PAGING HERBERT J. SHLONGY TO THE WHITE COURTESY PHONE, MR. SHLONGY TO THE WHITE PHONE PLEASE


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