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The T is not for Traffic

Submitted by Mr T pities jonnytexmex the old child toucher at 2013-09-24 06:01:50 EDT
Rating: -0.67 on 6 ratings (6 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Hey suckahs we gonna play a game

Next time you driving your van take a look in your rearview. If you see a suckah driving a car, you gain one Mr T Pain Point™. Now look ahead, if you see the back of a suckah driving a car, lose one Mr T Pain Point™. Do this every 10 minutes and at the end of the day count up your Mr T Pain Points™.

Less than 1000 - Mr T
Less than 100 - Mr T save you from any suckah
Less than 50 - not a foo'
Less than 25 - bit of a foo'
Zero - regular suckah
More than 25 - foo'
More than 50 - crazy foo'
More than 100 - You that crazy foo' Murdock and you gonna meat my friend paaaaain!


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Submitted by Mr T pities jonnytexmex the old child toucher at 2015-01-13 15:35:18 EST (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by The_Cyst_Master at 2013-10-11 18:41:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This is crap. +2!

Submitted by Random Joe at 2013-09-25 21:52:16 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Shlongy at 2013-09-24 20:38:30 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Mr. T has lost his audience.

Submitted by McBain at 2013-09-24 15:18:52 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Marge: You don't have to join a freak show just because the
opportunity came along.

Homer: You know, Marge, in some ways you and I are very different


Submitted by JonnyX at 2013-09-24 13:37:22 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

beyond stupid

I'm sick of eating hoagies! I want a grinder, a sub, a foot-long
hero! I want to live, Marge! Won't you let me live? Won't you,

-- Homer Simpson
Fear of Flying