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I think my friend's dog is broken.

Submitted by OathMeal at 2013-06-07 10:06:47 EDT
Rating: 0.33 on 8 ratings (17 reviews) (V)

This fucking animal is bizarre.

She SLEEPS like this.




Submitted by Sage at 2013-06-11 14:10:54 EDT (#)

PM me, Oath! Sage104.

Submitted by OathMeal at 2013-06-11 13:01:58 EDT (#)

I like linking to spacedicks in some of my work emails.

My clients love surprises!

Submitted by FALLEN at 2013-06-11 11:29:23 EDT (#)

Sage, If gingersnap wants to show you all his posts on /r/spacedicks, do not believe him.

It is not about practical jokes astronauts play on each other.

Submitted by Sage at 2013-06-11 11:06:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Sure!! You already know my username.

Submitted by OathMeal at 2013-06-11 10:28:49 EDT (#)

Yup! Want to be friendsies on reddit?

I get *ALL* the upvotes.

Submitted by Sage at 2013-06-11 08:52:44 EDT (#)

Do you Reddit, Oathy?

Submitted by Shlongy at 2013-06-10 17:48:04 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Fag below.

Submitted by OathMeal at 2013-06-10 16:45:26 EDT (#)

Hottie below.

Submitted by Sage at 2013-06-10 14:12:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I got to hang out with an awesome Great Dane named Beau this weekend. Hazel loved him.

Cute pup.

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2013-06-09 23:01:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Pffft. That's how my old lady does it. It keeps her limber.

The truth is that she's just pre-wound to stab me in the neck really, really hard while I sleep. If I die in this way, Uber, it wasn't an accident...

but I most certainly deserved it.

+1 filename

Submitted by asmasta808 at 2013-06-07 19:07:16 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

instant -2 of cute animals

Submitted by RoadSong at 2013-06-07 18:59:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

It's a post. A PHOTO post.

Excellent canine..

Submitted by Linus at 2013-06-07 17:05:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Rating everything all at once.

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2013-06-07 16:53:12 EDT (#)

looks comfy

Submitted by OathMeal at 2013-06-07 11:34:54 EDT (#)

I guess if I mooned the camera with a huge smirk on my face, that would suffice?

Fucking moron.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2013-06-07 11:29:11 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Well, this was certainly not interesting at all.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2013-06-07 10:42:17 EDT (#)

The f'dog at my house does the same thing - twists around 180 degrees. In husky and shepherd breeds it's a good sign that they sleep with their back legs splayed open. Means they are not suffering the beginnings of hip dysplasia.

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