egbert -like reviews in summary!!! wootz!!Submitted by asmasta808 at 2013-04-05 17:05:35 EDT
Rating: 2.0 on 1 rating (4 reviews) (Review this item) (V)
but... 'cause disney, studio execs, and advertisers aren't paying ma bills like they did with eggbert, i'm actually gonna be honest with ma scores instead of writing a "meh" review , then give it 3/4 anyways!!! muthafukkas!!!
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs : oh weee.. it's so cute. feminazis will hate it. 1/4
Pinocchio : a great moral tale about the badness of lying and shite. but since i'm adishonest prick likee ebert and i'm not getting paid.... 0/4 , yo!
Bambi: boo hoo. mama died. i loving it! not getting paid, no advertisers to pressure me so it's 2/4!!
Fantasia: this so pretty. it maketh me feel pretty. i'm fabulous!!! 2/4!!!