The Birds and the BeesSubmitted by ilikesteak at 2013-03-04 20:17:44 EST
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Last night was supposed to be a routine traffic stop. The lights flashed behind me, so I put on the four way lights and pull off to the side of the road to park.
I was going 7 over the limit, which is slow for that road.
I fumble inside the glove box for my registration and insurance papers while I'm waiting for him to get out of his car. I place them on the dashboard along with my driver's license and I put my hands back on the wheel. The radio is off, the dome lights in the car are on, and the window is rolled down.
I see him get out and take the slow walk up to the car. It isn't the local uniform, so it's got to be one of the state boys, and they're all worthless cunts. They just don't have any redeeming qualities. There's no point in trying to justify anything, so I'll just remain quiet the whole time. The basic plan is play dumb and fight everything in court. That was the plan.
We played the normal routine up to "License and registration." As I was handing him the paperwork, he pulled my arm. His hand went past mine, latched onto my wrist, and he tried to pull me out of the car. I don't know if it was my foot catching onto the seat belt or the door, but my foot caught on something and I dropped onto the ground hard.
I don't know if the boot to the face or the nightstick to the ribs was worse, but I do know that I lost more blood than a person is supposed to during a traffic stop. It couldn't have been more than three or four minutes, but it felt like longer. I think something is broken, but I know that I can't afford to find out, let alone pay to have it fixed.
I managed to crawl back into the car after he drove away. I don't know how I was able to drive back, but it couldn't have been pretty for anyone else driving the same road. I tried calling the police, but was warned that falsifying information and wasting police time was a criminal offense before they hung up on me.
And that is how babies are born.
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