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be the change you want to see, scumbags!!! yolo!!

Submitted by asmasta808 at 2012-12-17 13:23:37 EST
Rating: -1.34 on 6 ratings (8 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Forr the future is the ground of essential belonging. Eternal stillness inspires spontaneous acceptance. thus therefore, thhe seecret of the universe is only possible in the light of choices.
Find the future illuminates the mechanics of success. It is the Hidden meaning that unfolds into an expression of timelessness.

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Submitted by Unabonger at 2012-12-25 13:28:42 EST (#)
Rating: -2

I'm sure that sounded deep when you read it aloud to yourself. To the rest of us it's pretentious, artsy, trendy, irritating bullshit...

But I am doling out +2s for Christmas so go fuck yourself!

Submitted by Sage at 2012-12-19 11:49:40 EST (#)

I somewhat like the phrase "yolo", but on Uber, it just seems lame.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2012-12-17 18:48:49 EST (#)
Rating: -2


Submitted by Anglophile at 2012-12-17 17:05:53 EST (#)
Rating: -2

suck it

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-12-17 16:29:26 EST (#)

"Intuition comprehends quantum brightness."

Submitted by Shlongy at 2012-12-17 14:35:54 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Well, this is certainly random.

And, shit.

Submitted by Doodles at 2012-12-17 13:58:09 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Cool story bro.

Submitted by asmasta808 at 2012-12-17 13:24:59 EST (#)
Rating: 2

yay mne

Homer: Look at that. I'm the first non-Brazilian person to travel
backwards through time.

Mr. Peabody:
Correction, Homer, you're the second.

That's right, Mr. Peabody!

Mr. Peabody:
Quiet, you.

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