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GrUeBERfest 2012

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-09-29 14:42:51 EDT
Rating: 1.53 on 13 ratings (34 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Gather around the fire and have a sip. Tell creepy stories till the fire goes out.

Rules for GrUeBERfest 2012.

There are no rules. There are no rounds. New, multiple, or previous works acceptable.

Post "GrUeBERfest" in the subject line (along with the story title) for each story you post during the month of October.

I want to draw attention to the "Delete" comment feature available here. Use it during GrUeBERfest 2012 if you wish.

The story with the highest rating wins. What? Will there be a prize? Well sure!






Mary Jane's Last Dance
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aowSGxim_O8


Mary Jane's Last Dance
Songwriter: Petty, Tom

Oh, my my, oh, hell yes
Honey, put on that party dress
Buy me a drink, sing me a song
Take me as I come 'cause I can't stay long

There's pigeons down on Market Square
She's standin' in her underwear
Lookin' down from a hotel room
The nightfall will be comin' soon


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He gets it from your side of the family, you know. No monsters on my
side.

no monsters on my side of the family
no monsters on my side of the family

haunted jane.jpg
haunted jane.jpg


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Submitted by Snark at 2012-10-10 17:36:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

well hell

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-10-05 15:07:40 EDT (#)

Thanks for resurrecting greuberfest. I tried to stir things up a little.
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truthfully, i had forgotten. was reminded and complied. :)

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-10-05 14:13:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-10-01 15:34:29 EDT (#)

'where else to allow myself to say and post what I wish?'

Just about everywhere, and let the world go to hell....;-)
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yes of course, however this woman is a ripple on a pond and my actions (crazed adventures) must be kept more or less private

most people in my real world have not even seen the images I have included in just this one post. ohh they all know i wander, but do they understand the depths of my darkness? do they understand that i slither under old plantation houses with horrific reputations without even a flashlight? do they understand there are voices under there? do they understand the voices belong to growling creatures with shining eyes, who lurk behind beams and call me, trying to lure me closer? no, and there is no need for them to know.

what? did i say that?


GrUeBERfest!


Submitted by JonnyX at 2012-10-01 14:05:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

is hope this is a warmup for UberMadness

Submitted by Yes at 2012-10-01 13:54:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by allowbot at 2012-10-01 12:47:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

'where else to allow myself to say and post what I wish?'

Just about everywhere, and let the world go to hell....;-)

Thanks for resurrecting greuberfest. I tried to stir things up a little.

Submitted by Sage at 2012-10-01 12:19:36 EDT (#)

Maybe I'll start with that premise and elaborate. Good suggestion, Roadie.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-10-01 11:00:59 EDT (#)

TOTAL DARKNESS ???
no, no, hell-no, no

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-10-01 10:58:00 EDT (#)

zoomed in, did not see eyes, but fuck everything about that crawl space.
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i gave the wrong info. follow the black pipes all the way to back wall and look just to the right a foot or so..bright shining eyes caught by the camera flash. i was under there in total darkness, with only the camera flash to illuminate.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-10-01 10:51:15 EDT (#)

The attempt alone would be frightening.
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As frightening as when you thought there may be someone hiding in the attic?

That scared me! Write about that..

The real stories can be the creepiest.

Submitted by Sage at 2012-10-01 10:43:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Poster rating. I suck at fiction writing. The attempt alone would be frightening.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-10-01 10:38:28 EDT (#)

zoomed in, did not see eyes, but fuck everything about that crawl space.
nopenopenope

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-10-01 10:30:07 EDT (#)

You need to post more haunted pics.
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I can do that.

Please look at the shot taken under the house in this collage.It has the word "Haunted" on it. Look all the way in the back left corner - you may be able to see two eyes peering out from behind some beams. Whatever it was hidden down there was speaking to me in a growly voice, trying to get me to "come closer"..



Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-10-01 08:36:04 EDT (#)

I'm in.
You need to post more haunted pics.

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2012-09-30 23:35:06 EDT (#)

I live 20 minutes from the Eagles stadium and I hate football. You're watching on the other side of the world. Weird.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger at 2012-09-30 22:33:48 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

I just saw some fat wiggas in the crowd at the eagles-giants game - I wonder if one of them was simon?

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-09-30 20:16:35 EDT (#)

So the point of this is to post creepy and/or scary stories, yeah? I could probably take a whack at it, sure.
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Well yeah, whack it up!

Submitted by Quartermain at 2012-09-30 20:13:27 EDT (#)

So the point of this is to post creepy and/or scary stories, yeah? I could probably take a whack at it, sure.

Submitted by loki at 2012-09-30 19:38:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

cool

Submitted by pen_name at 2012-09-30 18:06:00 EDT (#)

Submitted by Anglophile at 2012-09-30 15:45:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

ubmitted by pen_name at 2012-09-30 13:33:11 MDT (#)

Not hoping. Not at all. I just think it's a fool's errand. This domain is a tumbleweed in a ghost town in a country irradiated with nuclear fallout.
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If that's how you feel, joke or not, WTF are you still doing here?

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I'm expecting that one day I'll come back and this place will be gone for good. Morbid curiosity.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-09-30 15:46:05 EDT (#)

Re the ratings for the contest not being accurate because a poster can erase ratings and comments. Simple. Just have people give their rating for the posts on a post such as this. ie put post name and rating here. They can still comment on original post.
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Reasonable suggestion.

However, the "Honor" system will be an interesting experiment. When the dust settles, we will tally up the ratings on each post and let the buffalo chips fall where they may.

Perhaps the "how" will be as important as the "who" this year?

ROCK ON :)

Submitted by Anglophile at 2012-09-30 15:45:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

ubmitted by pen_name at 2012-09-30 13:33:11 MDT (#)

Not hoping. Not at all. I just think it's a fool's errand. This domain is a tumbleweed in a ghost town in a country irradiated with nuclear fallout.
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If that's how you feel, joke or not, WTF are you still doing here?

Submitted by pen_name at 2012-09-30 15:35:06 EDT (#)

Thanks for butting in, Scrap. Now people will know it took me at least 8 minutes to make my joke.

Submitted by pen_name at 2012-09-30 15:33:11 EDT (#)

Not hoping. Not at all. I just think it's a fool's errand. This domain is a tumbleweed in a ghost town in a country irradiated with nuclear fallout.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2012-09-30 15:25:32 EDT (#)

Submitted by orphelia at 2012-09-30 13:01:47 EDT (#)

"...Just have people give their rating for the posts on a post such as this."
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A brilliant plan.

Submitted by orphelia at 2012-09-30 13:01:47 EDT (#)

Re the ratings for the contest not being accurate because a poster can erase ratings and comments. Simple. Just have people give their rating for the posts on a post such as this. ie put post name and rating here. They can still comment on original post.


Some people are just hoping this doesn't work and i find that sad.

Submitted by orphelia at 2012-09-30 07:00:47 EDT (#)

I'm in.

Submitted by pen_name at 2012-09-30 04:14:05 EDT (#)

It was a dark and stormy night, and the website was deserted. One man, sitting in his underwear, read the first sentence of the first post, and quit to masturbate. -Fin.

Submitted by DaBeast at 2012-09-30 04:04:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Marge: You don't have to join a freak show just because the
opportunity came along.

Homer: You know, Marge, in some ways you and I are very different
people.

Homerpalooza

I'ma join the freak show just cause it came along.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2012-09-30 00:40:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I'm in.

*whistles* Whysie! Here boy! Gooood puppy.

Submitted by Darth_Famine at 2012-09-29 23:07:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Oh my God, someone's trying to kill me! Oh wait, it's for Bart.

-- Homer Simpson
Cape Feare


Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-09-29 22:29:07 EDT (#)

But whom killed him and why?
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I don't know why?

Submitted by OathMeal at 2012-09-29 20:11:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

But whom killed him and why?


Marge, you're my wife and I love you very much. But you're living in a
world of makebelieve. With flowers and bells and leprechauns. And magic
frogs with funny little hats...

-- Homer Simpson
Blood Feud