login / register
You people are pathetic.
Welcome to Ubersite!

Blue Moon

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-09-01 21:32:06 EDT
Rating: 1.2 on 13 ratings (20 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

The hooded one opens the secret door in the old Oak tree and removes the chalice and the blade.

All gather in a circle around the fire and take a sip from the chalice when it comes around.


Shimmering

Singing

Howling

Keening


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


~All Hail MotherMoon using all her many names~


Uberboard Reward Moon

Isaac Drowns Belle Chasse Town Moon

Bart for Prez and Tosh.0 for VP Moon

Wisher Evac Dauphin Island Shack Moon

Moon when Liars Have Conventions

Speed Freak Killer Skeleton Moon

Down the Well to Shermantine Hell Moon

Moon of Many Fine Crops and no Cops

Moon of Blowing Wind and Flooded Kin

Going to Fair and Braiding Mane Hair Moon

Hoards of Gourds Moon

Moon of Yosemite Hanta Virus Death Tent

Pumpkins be Green Moon

Moon of Fat butts and Wing nuts

Insults and Paper cuts Moon

Moon of Uberboard Grumping

Silken Scarves Wristling Moon

Moontime Of Miso'su Wetto

Bears Shit Last Berries Moon

Moon Of Yams And Hams

Moon Of Silkflashing Thighs

Moon Of Happy Chipmunks

Moon Of Potheads Grinning

Memories Of Summer Moon

Moon Of Ginger Cakes And Rattlesnakes

~~~

Blue Moon heralds understanding of strange ranting

~~~

Ritual over, who brought the food this month?

RoadKill Joe brought the food this month.

* SIGH *

What are we having Joe?


Rack of Raccoon

Smear of Deer

Possum Pie

Chunk of Skunk

Shake 'N' Bake Snake

Bowl of Mole

Splat of Cat

Square of Hare

Spoon of Coon

Gizzard of Lizard

Platter of Bladder

Broth of Moth

Chin of Hen

~~~~~~~~~~~

Drummers and musicians please remember to come early next month, who wants to bring the food?

BlueMoon.gif
BlueMoon.gif


Review This Item

Rating:

Comment:




Reviews


Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-09-08 18:08:35 EDT (#)

"The quality of mercy is not strain'd,
It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven
Upon the place beneath. It is twice blest:
It blesseth him that gives and him that takes."
~Shakespeare

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-09-06 20:30:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by orphelia at 2012-09-05 04:35:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-09-04 16:28:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Sage at 2012-09-04 09:05:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-09-03 21:52:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

a picture of hurtbythesun and redskieslookfake at their astronomy club:

http://mediacdn.disqus.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/334/6745/original.jpg

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-09-03 13:49:19 EDT (#)

2 catfish in a dish

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2012-09-03 11:42:46 EDT (#)

Caught an awesome buzz.
Fish? Not so much.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-09-03 10:16:09 EDT (#)

It was also a Drunken Angler Campfire Moon for me.
~~~~~~~~~~
Have any luck?

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2012-09-03 09:10:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

"Moon Of Potheads Grinning"

It was also a Drunken Angler Campfire Moon for me.

Love and blessings, Squirrel.

Submitted by kai070169 at 2012-09-02 23:01:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

you get it

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-09-02 22:20:39 EDT (#)

I'll bet you are...?
___

Grinning

Submitted by (Brotherbabycakes) at 2012-09-02 22:18:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Moon Of Potheads Grinning...
~~~~~~~~~~~~
I'll bet you are...?

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-09-02 19:56:40 EDT (#)

Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy. I'm the magical man from
Happyland in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Laaane! Oh, by the way, I
was being sarcastic.

-- Homer Simpson
Flaming Moe's

Submitted by Rocky Hollywood at 2012-09-02 19:49:37 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

I'm too far away to kill you without remorse

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-09-02 18:12:32 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Doodles at 2012-09-02 16:51:42 EDT (#)

Please leave.

You're not only what is wrong with this website, but also what is wrong with humanity. I would rather you, and all those like you, were dead and replaced, on an individual basis, with Hitler.

Just a bunch of Hitlers running around. That is a preferable world when compared to the one where people like you exist.

Submitted by ilikesteak at 2012-09-02 15:42:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

It doesn't quite work, it's not particularly interesting, badly written, it's conceptually boring, and I disapprove of poetry (at least I hope this is trying to pass as poetry) in general. Awful all around

But I wholeheartedly support what you did there.

Submitted by Anglophile at 2012-09-02 13:15:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by John Pike at 2012-09-02 07:10:10 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

No.


Okay, Marge, as long as we're traumatizing the kids, I have a scandalous
story of my own.

-- Homer Simpson
Another Simpsons Clip Show