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Blue Moon

Submitted by ilikesteak at 2012-09-01 19:04:28 EDT
Rating: 0.38 on 10 ratings (11 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Such a beautiful Blue Moon tonight. Had the master plan of Emperor Palpatine not been usurped by the Rebel Alliance, I bet tonight we would have all enjoyed a great big feast, with lots of drinking and dancing, followed by an orgy in the Endor forest or perhaps a midnight raid on our enemies under the light of the fluorescent tubes. But no, instead, I have to work the night shift, the modern day droid, slowly trading my dreams for Imperial Credits. In the old days, stormtroopers could run away because we were independent contractors. Nowadays, they're all mindless clones. Or is there?

My body may have been stuck at work, but tonight my spirit was running through the forest looking for Ewoks to slaughter.

I'd have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids.jpg
I'd have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids.jpg

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Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-09-04 16:28:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by JonnyX at 2012-09-04 14:25:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

you get a +2 just for the filename.

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-09-03 21:53:11 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

a picture of hurtbythesun and redskieslookfake at their astronomy club:


Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2012-09-03 09:12:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

I smiled.

Submitted by kai070169 at 2012-09-02 23:04:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


https://ubersite.com/m/66736 <---- 2005 hotness

Submitted by (Brotherbabycakes) at 2012-09-02 22:20:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Nowadays, they're all mindless clones.
Clone pudding...

Submitted by John Pike at 2012-09-02 07:09:31 EDT (#)

Good show.

Submitted by Rocky Hollywood at 2012-09-01 22:39:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

at least there is content

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-09-01 20:06:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by Shlongy at 2012-09-01 19:50:48 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Blue balls.

Submitted by Doodles at 2012-09-01 19:13:43 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Doodles at 2012-08-31 19:26:53 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Mr. Famine, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

It's a fixer-upper. What's the problem? We get a bunch of priests in
here ...

-- Homer Simpson
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