Blue MoonSubmitted by ilikesteak at 2012-09-01 19:04:28 EDT
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Such a beautiful Blue Moon tonight. Had the master plan of Emperor Palpatine not been usurped by the Rebel Alliance, I bet tonight we would have all enjoyed a great big feast, with lots of drinking and dancing, followed by an orgy in the Endor forest or perhaps a midnight raid on our enemies under the light of the fluorescent tubes. But no, instead, I have to work the night shift, the modern day droid, slowly trading my dreams for Imperial Credits. In the old days, stormtroopers could run away because we were independent contractors. Nowadays, they're all mindless clones. Or is there?
My body may have been stuck at work, but tonight my spirit was running through the forest looking for Ewoks to slaughter.
I'd have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids.jpg