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Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-09-26 12:06:53 EDT
Rating: 1.88 on 9 ratings (13 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Since my first post, I have been teased and booed because of my childish animations. Fact is, I CAN'T stop making and posting them! Why? Because they make me smile and I have fun crafting them. Fuk it, there are times my gifs make me grin like a possum and bray like a donk.

Continue I shall, at least until they start to bore me and I become distracted and wander away...

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Bits of Uberboard, pilfered over a brazen summer. Yes, I am reduced to considering this a real post...

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the secrets of forbidden knowledge

What's wrong with asking for evidence of a claim which seems unlikely to be true?

mayans were doin the first damn think.

Don't you know I'm loco? - you are in good Uber company too

How about consent. Does it imply consent? - i hope not

Well I'll be rocked, socked & spocked; this kid's got talent!

I ate the wrong kind of bananas - you should have stuck them in your dickie-hole

Be nice. til it's time NOT to be nice.Roadhouse-yep, my policy exactly

FUCK YOU IKEA (your meatballs are delicious)

COME AT ME, BRO! <Copy that-please activate GPS><STAY HOME AND LIVE

special glasses - Ah! And where may I find these? the Doormouse deals them

freakin lions attacking peeps in tents-and on jogging trails-don't go alone

i want a chinese finger trap. - but then you'll be TRAPPED!

Show me a werewolf....-you need special glasses - Ah! And where may I find these?

it was like that when i got here

Don't believe it when they say I kept a COW in the kitchen, it was a baby calf and she was cold!

! IMO FLI DERE AN KEEL U!! - better stay home

Spank your skippy moon = I'm down for it

i think these markers are toxic

i don't wanna know the receipe for hair chilli - but why????

Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac.

Can we refer to people who bail as "Bolanders" for the next year?-we have run off 6 this week

I am neither beautiful or naked, but I'm pretty sure I landed here

and quiet bailing is now "Bolandering" while angry stomping out is "Moonwhiskering".

I can have a vial of crabs here in 30 minutes.

"I hate everything" Everything? Even puppies and pretty redheads and beer?

OK gang, you know the rules, no humping, no licking, no sniffing hineys.

However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now.

Even a man who is pure of heart, and says his prayers by night, may become a wolf...

Those of you lucky enough to have your livers, take them with you.

The ghost only haunts the shower if you stay longer than 15 min. bitchin bout the water bill

i own a disturbing amount of comic books and Fifty Shades of Gray

You are special. You are a beautiful, unique snowflake. *blush* it's true

Where is the alter spreadsheet, I'm having trouble keeping track of who I am speaking to.

Nothing cocks me. I'm Ellen DeGeneres.

The different types of Jinn are the šayṭān, the Ghoul, the Marid, the Ifrit, and the Angels.

PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER!!!..... itty bitty living space

Lilith left Adam and refused to return to the Garden of Eden after she mated with archangel Samael

Where land is fertile, the rusalka appears naked and beautiful.

Isn't that the girl who tore out your still beating heart??

they're growing genetically superior Olympic super babies in China...obviously.

Naamah also appears in the Zohar as one of the four angels of sacred prostitution

experiments conducted in bathrooms-cum-laboratories by nuns-turned-biologists

Dead, I tells ya, dead!

This is how we learn we don't know everything, after all.

go fuck yourself- OK, will do

you don't even know who i am

"the insane are not taking their meds" I DON'T NEED THEM

"I'm going to have an affair with a married man" don't try and stop me?-At 9:00 in the park, Ok?

uberboard You alls a bunch of sick fucking puppies - am a full grown HOUND!

Nekid City

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Submitted by Chocolomocopoco at 2012-10-04 06:58:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

it makes no sense, but i am drunk and feeling generous

+1

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-09-27 11:59:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

two fags below

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-09-27 07:34:11 EDT (#)

what does any of this mean? You must have a fascinating medical history!

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2012-09-27 02:15:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

He's coming for ya
He's gonna get ya
Attack of the wiener man
He's coming for ya
He's gonna get ya
Attack of the weiner man

Late at night, when the bar's are closing
The alcohol takes it's toll and
The drinkers need their favorite vendor
A tasty treat of sausage splendor
Little man behind the cart
The police can't catch him, 'cause he's way too smart
The smell of mustard and a big umbrella
Hot dog man's got the perfect cover

He's coming for ya
He's gonna get ya
Attack of the wiener man
He's coming for ya
He's gonna get ya
Attack of the weiner man

He waits all patient out in the street
All the honeys want to sample the meat
He can't help but relish the fact
The foot long keeps you coming back
Once you're feeling safe and cool
That's when the wiener man makes his move
Mm-m-Mm-M-M-M-M-M
You can't scream when your mouth is full

He's coming for ya
He's gonna get ya
Attack of the wiener man
He's coming for ya
He's gonna get ya
Attack of the weiner man

Submitted by Ducky at 2012-09-27 01:38:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Twitchy organs.

Submitted by Quartermain at 2012-09-27 00:49:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Since a good eight of those uberboards were mine, this deserves a +2.

Submitted by Quartermain at 2012-09-27 00:47:37 EDT (#)

If the Bible has taught us nothing else, it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.


Submitted by Sage at 2012-09-26 14:54:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Anglophile at 2012-09-26 14:39:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-09-26 14:31:32 EDT (#)

aiii my epilepsy

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-09-26 13:30:38 EDT (#)

Jeez. No beer ... no opera dogs ...

Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2012-09-26 12:57:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This seems like you.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-09-26 12:37:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Classic Roadsong post


What's everyone so worked up about? So there's a comet. Big deal.
It'll burn up in out atmosphere, and whatever's left will be no bigger
than a chihuahua's head.

-- Homer Simpson
Bart's Comet