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How far can you take digital revenge

Submitted by ilikesteak at 2012-08-19 16:03:52 EDT
Rating: -0.25 on 8 ratings (11 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Today's lesson is based on the idea that you'd like to find and kill me. You're going to drive to where I live, and hit me in the face with a bat until my skull fragments are scattered so badly that the people who enjoy those 3d puzzles would start to cry at the thought of attempting the repair. You could just shoot me, but really, where's the satisfaction in that? Office space wouldn't have been as good if they just shot the printer. You need to feel the wood connect with face. Yes, it does have to be a wood bat. Nobody respects metal bats.



Travel time = ((distance * 2) / speed in mph)

Available time per day = ((24 - (work + sleep)

Rule: Available time > travel time.

Remember, you still have to be able to afford to eat and have a roof over your head after I become the next Headless Horseman. Remember, if I live 112 miles away, you have to drive 224 total miles to get back home. You could just average out your time with an average speed for the whole trip, but if you want to be accurate you should get turn by turn directions, estimate the speed limit for each section, and add them each individually. As a suggestion, you should go the speed limit the entire way. You'd hate to have to turn around because a traffic cop wasted an hour and a half of your time because you were going three miles over the limit.


Drive cost = (Distance / miles per gallon) * (Dollar per gallon * Gallons per tank)

Available funding = ((Income per week - expenses per week) * weeks saved)

Rule: Available funding > drive cost

You may have a drive time which exceeds your available time. The only way around this is flight, but the cost will be far higher. You'll need round trip tickets and a rental car. The math still works, but you use the distance from the airport instead of your current location, and treat the trip time as the return time on the ticket plus how long it takes you to drive home.




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Submitted by jade_digitalmedia at 2012-08-30 10:51:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

You forgot the variable CRACK. Crack is like the Madagascar variable in RISK, like Madagascar whomever owns the CRACK can possible sneak up attack you and rule the fucking world. yo Matt, long time no see :D

Submitted by ilikesteak at 2012-08-25 20:09:47 EDT (#)

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2012-08-21 23:58:49 EDT (#)

If my memory serves me correctly, you're about 3-4 hours driving (one way) from where I live nowadays.

I have a lot of money, so that's not a factor.

I also own a number of wooden baseball bats.
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Uber baseball game?

Submitted by Poots at 2012-08-24 22:31:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I don' t know what you're talking about, and I want you to shut up.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2012-08-21 23:58:49 EDT (#)

If my memory serves me correctly, you're about 3-4 hours driving (one way) from where I live nowadays.

I have a lot of money, so that's not a factor.

I also own a number of wooden baseball bats.

Submitted by JonnyX at 2012-08-20 16:14:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

actually, I wouldn't have to travel, I'd just sub-contract Oathmeal to deliver any crumplings that are deserved - he's an expert at it.

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2012-08-20 11:41:56 EDT (#)

You forgot to factor in the zombie regeneration rate.

Submitted by OathMeal at 2012-08-20 11:00:11 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

No comment.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2012-08-20 10:56:52 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Needs more -2's.

Submitted by Anglophile at 2012-08-20 01:37:27 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-08-20 01:16:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Auto +1 damn strange post

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-08-19 16:08:02 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

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