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GPF Rude Harvest Body Artist

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-06-01 12:53:03 EDT
Rating: 2.0 on 7 ratings (8 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

I am pondering reinventing myself by creating a new career. Body painting with an air brush might be fun.

Interviewing for the following positions:

1. assistant crack sprayer
2. pre-spray shaving expert
3. under coat smoother
4. tick checker http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tiPndMqxLQ
5. body buffer
6. muff duster
7. stud and ring removal specialist http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDxYEpU6BXQ&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fresults%3Fsearch_query%3Dnipple%2Bpiercing%26oq%3Dnipple%2Bpiercing%26aq%3Df%26aqi%3D%26aql%3D%26gs_l%3Dyoutube.12...59458.64685.0.66759.15.15.0.0.0.0.444.3164.2j6j4j2j1.15.0...0.0.1SB5YPesjzA&has_verified=1

What?

Yes, there is room for promotions to Senior spraying positions.

Bonus gif.
Rude Corn Happy Maiden

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Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-06-05 00:47:20 EDT (#)

Great idea below~lets see about marketing some dancing dash dolls! woo

Submitted by Wisher at 2012-06-04 23:36:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

The dancing Egyptian girls rule, want one to put on my dash.

Submitted by orphelia at 2012-06-04 03:59:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

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Submitted by Sage at 2012-06-02 22:54:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Fun! I volunteer to be painted, but I would need to wear pasties.

Submitted by pen_name at 2012-06-02 00:31:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

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Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2012-06-01 21:14:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Nice views.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-06-01 13:03:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

dusty muffs are a bad thing

Submitted by Shlongy at 2012-06-01 12:58:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

What can Shlongy do to help? Besides wack off to these photos.


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