CNN Reports: "Dolphins died of drug overdose after rave..."Submitted by snagglepuss at 2012-05-08 08:46:20 EDT
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“Fast Flippa-Jones”, the neighborhood “water-horse” supplier of primo china white, was seen leaving the local cove hours before. He was picked up by bay authorities and detained at the Pennekamp State pen for questioning. Sergeant HogFish claimed that Fast Flippa-Jones is a “porpoise of interest” in the two cetacean death-by-overdoses. He claimed “something smells fishy” about the weak alibi of Flippa-Jones. Meanwhile, exacerbating the tragedy of this entire affair, it was determined that the wife of Chelmers (one of the victims), was accidentally scooped up by a Starkist trawler and ended up being cat food....
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