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Extreme Sport - Squid in Panties and Men With Snouts

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-07-10 22:01:15 EDT
Rating: 1.63 on 16 ratings (43 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Bikini Squid Races. I don't know what would be worse, jamming live squid in your bikini bottom, or squishing them in dead.If the squid were alive they would be terrified and probing with their tentacles looking for crack, orifice, opening or grotto to hide in.Imagine going to the ER with a squid in vag problem.

This vid seems to show a slimy possibly groping squid where NO WOMAN IN HER RIGHT MIND WOULD WANT A SQUID!.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwglGyjNdgM

~GIANT FLYING SQUID ALERT CLOSES BEACHES~
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2009/jul/17/giant-squid-attack-san-diego-divers

Borbala Szokol & Zoltan Vasarhelyi (HUN), WFF Universe 2011. This was new to me, this freestyle dancing partners dancing at bodybuilding events.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fFsVBtCTvY&feature=related

Water Balling.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1ovNgOwZe0&feature=related

Inflatable Sled Flying.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYyu7n1rlKY&feature=related

Water Gliding
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53SQXLKOZxc&feature=related

Girls Summer Fail Events.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53SQXLKOZxc&feature=related

The Tevis 100 Mile Horse Race
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7KXPTHjqTo&feature=related

Suicide Poker.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7KXPTHjqTo&feature=related

Quad Toro Baiting.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CsaN0-bnnA&feature=related

Sky Walking
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfZ1NyS6Mzw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfZ1NyS6Mzw

Bridge Jumping
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqeoQ-5ot34&feature=related



On another note, I* have decided to run away from home AGAIN. When life becomes too tedious, I am prone to meandering on down a happy trail.


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Submitted by Bestmate at 2012-07-19 16:16:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Great, greater and bloody.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2012-07-12 16:24:45 EDT (#)

LOL, below.

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-07-12 11:27:29 EDT (#)

RIGHT FUCKING NOW YOU PISS STAINED LOSER

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-07-12 11:26:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

lol @skrappy having an orgasm over mick ginny and that dumb ass post skrappy spent thousands of hours on

emotionally the reposting would be somewhere between being mentioned by shlongy and the opening of a new sizzler buffet
in other words: a life changing event

try and control yourself tubster you'll have a coronary

hey wait

REPOST THAT MOTHERFUCKER

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-07-12 11:23:27 EDT (#)

I vote for a new one.
The old post was so huge with comments that it would usually crash my browser.
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Yes, it could be a new post and we can scramble for the honor of second comment after MickGinny lays down the first word.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-07-12 11:16:35 EDT (#)

I vote for a new one.
The old post was so huge with comments that it would usually crash my browser.
yes I have a shit work server but Uber should conform to what's best for me.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2012-07-12 10:52:30 EDT (#)

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-07-12 10:37:34 EDT (#)

It would not be the same, just wouldn't be respectful to twiddle with tradition ya know.
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Hear hear. MickGinny can repost the original easily enough.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-07-12 10:37:34 EDT (#)

It would not be the same, just wouldn't be respectful to twiddle with tradition ya know.

Submitted by Ducky at 2012-07-12 01:49:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I think you should create a new word association bitch post and give McGinney props for it.


Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-07-11 17:41:47 EDT (#)

http://www.seaturtlecamp.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/IMG_3366.jpg

THAT is what you don't want snapping around anywhere near your vajay-jay.

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True that.

I heard from the Cajun side of the family that turtles were tasty?

Submitted by Bestmate at 2012-07-11 16:38:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-07-11 15:59:00 EDT (#)

i really don't know what to make of this and i didn't click any of the links.. but rt 120 looks like a sonuvabitch

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eh, links are just to silly sports. Except for the FLYING SQUID ALERT!

oohh yeah, Highway 120 is a STEEP TWISTED BITCH! I live at the top of this road, it is so bad that RVs and trailers are not allowed on the old grade, and I have lost more than a few people I care about from them going over the cliffs. There are of course no guard rails....

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2012-07-11 15:44:06 EDT (#)

i really don't know what to make of this and i didn't click any of the links.. but rt 120 looks like a sonuvabitch

PS - needs more Scott Bolander

Submitted by Shlongy at 2012-07-11 15:28:02 EDT (#)

Needs more Scott Bolander.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-07-11 15:14:23 EDT (#)

Years ago a colleague of mine wanted to become an entrepreneur and find a niche market to sell something...anything...as vague as that is...and in his searching he found this strange fetish where men masturbate using squid.
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DUCKY GAaaa! Were the squid..alive?
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Do you really want to know?
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THEY WERE ALIVE WEREN'T THEY? They were. OOHHHHNOOOOOooo that is about the worst. Oh..wait..second worst case of squid abuse I have ever heard of.
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Wait...MEN and squids? No problem. :)

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-07-11 15:13:21 EDT (#)

Years ago a colleague of mine wanted to become an entrepreneur and find a niche market to sell something...anything...as vague as that is...and in his searching he found this strange fetish where men masturbate using squid.
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DUCKY GAaaa! Were the squid..alive?
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Do you really want to know?
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THEY WERE ALIVE WEREN'T THEY? They were. OOHHHHNOOOOOooo that is about the worst. Oh..wait..second worst case of squid abuse I have ever heard of.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-07-11 15:09:42 EDT (#)

A 42-year-old Russian woman, Tatiata Kozhevnikova, claims to have the worlds strongest vagina.The athletic Russian blond beauty has been training her private parts for some 15 years. She has lifted some 14 kilograms worth of weights almost 31 pounds to prove it. From Novosibirsk, Russia, Tatiata Kozhevnikova has been exercising her intimate muscles on a daily basis and has even made her way into the Guinness Book of Records as the possessor of the worlds strongest vagina

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=qeCgRJwhj3s

WTF indeed! Thank you Uberboard.

Submitted by Ducky at 2012-07-11 14:44:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-07-11 07:35:01 PDT (#)

Years ago a colleague of mine wanted to become an entrepreneur and find a niche market to sell something...anything...as vague as that is...and in his searching he found this strange fetish where men masturbate using squid.
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DUCKY GAaaa! Were the squid..alive?
________

Do you really want to know?

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-07-11 13:48:27 EDT (#)

The herbs made me smile :)
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The herbs made me smile this very day! :)

Submitted by Anglophile at 2012-07-11 13:43:32 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-07-11 12:13:39 EDT (#)

those squids really get around
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I know right!

Submitted by SPECIALk at 2012-07-11 12:06:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

those squids really get around

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-07-11 11:45:39 EDT (#)

you need to roll some big rocks down the hill twords his way and fix that problem once and fer all.
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poster scott bolander "help me kill myself" lives down the hill from me? who knew

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-07-11 11:15:17 EDT (#)

I don't mean to one up you, but http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=hhwhkwE1nws pftttthhhh!
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WTF!!! .. why why why do people ...um insist on flinging themselves off of high places with table cloths tied on their backs THAT WAS NOT A PARACHUTE. I saw his hand trembling just before..wonder what kind of shape he was in after he hit the snow?

Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-07-11 11:12:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

you need to roll some big rocks down the hill twords his way and fix that problem once and fer all.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-07-11 11:07:49 EDT (#)

like most of these posts I usualy dont know where I've been, but I am always glad I went for the ride.
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Yes well, I was depressed because whats his name has an insurance policy and wants his fiance to cash it in. When I feel down I will say and write anything to keep from dwelling on.. OHLOOKASNOUTSQUID!

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-07-11 10:42:13 EDT (#)

I imagine that a live squid in a males underwear would go after balls and peni and snap them off with their beaks.
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BEAKS! Thats right, they have beaks! I forgot all about that part..

OHHSHIT! Giant FLYING squid! Who knew? Close down the beaches, protect your peni, watch out for the giant beaks!!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2009/jul/17/giant-squid-attack-san-diego-divers

This calls for an edit in this post. Giant flying squid alert!

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2012-07-11 10:41:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I don't mean to one up you, but http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=hhwhkwE1nws pftttthhhh!

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-07-11 10:35:01 EDT (#)

Years ago a colleague of mine wanted to become an entrepreneur and find a niche market to sell something...anything...as vague as that is...and in his searching he found this strange fetish where men masturbate using squid.
~~~~~~~~
DUCKY GAaaa! Were the squid..alive?

Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-07-11 09:07:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

poots....rule 34
no exceptions

Submitted by Poots at 2012-07-11 09:05:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Yay!

I imagine that a live squid in a males underwear would go after balls and peni and snap them off with their beaks.

I'm willing to bet that there is some sort of pornography out there where a squid is used in some disgusting form or another.

I like the gypsy picture.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-07-11 07:56:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

like most of these posts I usualy dont know where I've been, but I am always glad I went for the ride.

Submitted by Ducky at 2012-07-11 03:13:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Years ago a colleague of mine wanted to become an entrepreneur and find a niche market to sell something...anything...as vague as that is...and in his searching he found this strange fetish where men masturbate using squid.

I remember trying to prep for a kindergarten class I was teaching at the time and he brought it up in the office and we all collectively stopped what we were doing and just stared at him until things got uncomfortable. This didn't stop him he went into great detail that I will spare you, but it's amazing what some people do with squid.

And by amazing I mean pretty fucking disgusting.

Submitted by Doodles at 2012-07-11 02:26:29 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

I believe you are the worst thing about this website currently. Please leave.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-07-10 23:08:14 EDT (#)

that vertically-challenged Robert Conrad
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rather liked him

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-07-10 23:04:41 EDT (#)

Snapping turtles eek-caught one by accident on a fishing trip, the damn thing STOLE THE POLE!

Submitted by Professional_Peon at 2012-07-10 22:41:37 EDT (#)

The herbs made me smile :)

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2012-07-10 22:40:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I wouldn't worry about the tentacles probing around...

http://www.seaturtlecamp.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/IMG_3366.jpg - THAT is what you don't want snapping around anywhere near your vajay-jay.

I haven't seen much of Aimee Stewart's work as of late, but I haven't really searched her out, either. I do hope she's still drawing.

Submitted by Professional_Peon at 2012-07-10 22:33:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Oh well then that's okay then. I though Bikini Squid Races was the new way of saying Asian tentacle porn. Still I shouldn't have watched it cause I ate like 4 hours ago

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-07-10 22:22:30 EDT (#)

I feel like this is the end result of a google search where I let my tits do the typing...

I'm confused'ded

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The very first vid is the SquidVid

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-07-10 22:20:09 EDT (#)


I clicked on the poker one... and it was a horsey video... with evil music that made me wait for SHARKTOPUS to fly through the air and eat the riders but it didn't happen and now I'm made of sad :(



*backs away from the keyboard*
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Cowboy Poker is a LUNATIC sport!

The men with snouts, surely they made you smile? No? Was it the tights?

Submitted by Professional_Peon at 2012-07-10 22:14:38 EDT (#)

I clicked on the poker one... and it was a horsey video... with evil music that made me wait for SHARKTOPUS to fly through the air and eat the riders but it didn't happen and now I'm made of sad :(



*backs away from the keyboard*

Submitted by Professional_Peon at 2012-07-10 22:11:54 EDT (#)

I feel like this is the end result of a google search where I let my tits do the typing...

I'm confused'ded


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