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Muddy Muffs

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-04-30 18:20:15 EDT
Rating: 1.81 on 19 ratings (38 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Why would people subject themselves to anything called a "Mud Run"? Possibly as a way to keep fit. Perhaps their lives and the lives of your loved ones depend on their agility, courage and grit. Plus, there is BEER at the finish line! The Muddy Muffs are using this "fun run" to train for a SERIOUS marathon this fall.

What do these women do when they aren't in a tu-tu, tennis shoes and tights?

Some of the Muddy Muffs might be on the white water rescue team, trying to rescue you if you fall in the ice cold rapids. They might also be on the recovery mission after the river has forced your body into a crack in a boulder at the bottom, and you have been wedged under the river for a week.

It might be a Muddy Muff who helps you while you are still entombed in the twisted metal of your vehicle. She can get that IV started before you are even inside the ambulance, and soothe you with her words and meds.

It could be a Muddy Muff who interrupts the two punks who are shoving you down on the train platform so they can take your computer and slice you up for fun. Muddy Muffs practice at the shooting range weekly, for their safety and yours.

Muddy Muffs can rappel down a cliff to assist you when you have taken a tumble trying to climb Half Dome. The ascender and friction knots are familiar to them, as is the locking carabiner.

The Search and Rescue person who locates and comforts your child when he gets lost in the woods might be a Muddy Muff.She will hydrate your kid and carry him out in her arms.

Who is that pretty Gal holding the oxygen mask to the face of a puppy suffering from smoke inhalation? She is a Muddy Muff.

Muddy Muffs stay on the phone with you in the darkest hours, helping you feel brave as you wait for help.

What do these women do in their spare time? One jets off to see the Eiffel Tower or Stone Henge, one trains dogs to find earthquake survivors, and another is a peer counselor. One is a prize fighter, one volunteers at a school for developmentally disabled children, one kick boxes, and one is into mixed martial arts.

Muddy Muffs - I salute you!

Run Through The Jungle CCR - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiD75PP8zfI

"The Survivor Mud Run tests your ability to run, climb, jump, crawl, & muscle your way through the most extreme 5k Mud Run Created! As a Survivor you will have to conquer whatever obstacles get in your way and test your all around toughness, strength, stamina, fitness, and mental determination. Upon your victory you will have earned your place in the Survivor world. Then you can celebrate with friends, food, music, beer*, and a muddy fist in the air!"

Northern California April 21st/ 22nd, 2012
Race Length:
3.47 Hellish Miles
Name:Muddy Muffs
Gender: F
Overall:1441 out of 5277
Women:631 out of 3187
Finish: 59 out of 694
1:02:44 Pace: 18:05

Gun Time: 4:31:15

There was not enough room here for me to post photos of the many obstacles they had to conquer during this event. This film shows what the course was like...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYQSt1XHO4I


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Submitted by (Brotherbabycakes) at 2012-05-06 22:57:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Who is that pretty Gal holding the oxygen mask to the face of a puppy suffering from smoke inhalation?

everything's turning brown and murky, why not whip cream and bananas?

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-05-04 14:03:14 EDT (#)

Submitted by Shlongy at 2012-05-04 10:58:37 PDT (#)
Rating: 2

I'd be more than happy to demonstrate.
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the thing is...i...eh...have not mentioned to the Muddy Muffs that they are now a Uber post!

{they would SO KICK MY ASS!} wahoooooooo and fukitol

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-05-04 13:59:40 EDT (#)

Submitted by Bubs at 2012-05-03 11:39:58 PDT (#)
Rating: 2

i once wore muffs like that, but not since finding my uber wifey and knocking her up. no... no i don't miss it.
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no, of course you don't...

Submitted by Shlongy at 2012-05-04 13:58:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I'd be more than happy to demonstrate.

Submitted by Bubs at 2012-05-03 14:39:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

i once wore muffs like that, but not since finding my uber wifey and knocking her up. no... no i don't miss it.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-05-03 11:20:57 EDT (#)

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2012-05-03 05:42:10 PDT (#)
Rating: 2

Is it wrong that I'm turned on by this post?

Muddy Muffs is a great name.
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I selected these photos for a reason. :)

Great name for a great team!

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2012-05-03 08:42:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Is it wrong that I'm turned on by this post?

Muddy Muffs is a great name.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-05-02 23:58:34 EDT (#)

Submitted by X54 at 2012-05-02 20:55:57 PDT (#)

Did you hear the meteor explosion a couple of weeks ago?
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Yes, but I thought it was the crack house exploding again so I didn't even go outside! You hear it?

Submitted by X54 at 2012-05-02 23:55:57 EDT (#)

Did you hear the meteor explosion a couple of weeks ago?

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-05-02 23:46:27 EDT (#)

Submitted by X54 at 2012-05-02 20:40:12 PDT (#)
Rating: 2

What are they, like some kind of new superheroes?
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They are the best of the best. 100% trustworthy, good as gold, fine as wine.

Submitted by X54 at 2012-05-02 23:40:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

What are they, like some kind of new superheroes?

Submitted by Shlongy at 2012-05-02 17:09:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

It's a skill, like anything else....

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-05-02 16:01:56 EDT (#)

Submitted by Shlongy at 2012-05-02 12:56:49 PDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-05-02 12:27:57 EDT (#)

Submitted by Shlongy at 2012-04-30 17:42:13 PDT (#)

I am a world famous muff diver.
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I have ALWAYS heard this about you!


Really? From whom? Or did you just see it on the internet?
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She made me promise NOT to tell, and I am a woman of my word. heh-way to go tho...

Submitted by Shlongy at 2012-05-02 15:56:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-05-02 12:27:57 EDT (#)

Submitted by Shlongy at 2012-04-30 17:42:13 PDT (#)

I am a world famous muff diver.
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I have ALWAYS heard this about you!


Really? From whom? Or did you just see it on the internet?

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2012-05-02 15:21:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-05-02 20:05:17 BST (#)

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2012-05-02 10:28:57 PDT (#)
Rating: 1

I did a 10k version of something similar to this. Only it was in November, it was maybe 3C and it was preceded by a 750m open water swim.

To this day I'm still not sure why I bothered putting myself through that.
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It is empowering to try and succeed....DAMN-November open water!!! heh

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One impressively cavalier guy went for it in a pair of Speedos. He was fished out of the water after about 300m; when I saw him at the end of the race he still couldn't feel his feet.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-05-02 15:05:17 EDT (#)

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2012-05-02 10:28:57 PDT (#)
Rating: 1

I did a 10k version of something similar to this. Only it was in November, it was maybe 3C and it was preceded by a 750m open water swim.

To this day I'm still not sure why I bothered putting myself through that.
~~~
It is empowering to try and succeed....DAMN-November open water!!! heh

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2012-05-02 13:28:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

I did a 10k version of something similar to this. Only it was in November, it was maybe 3C and it was preceded by a 750m open water swim.

To this day I'm still not sure why I bothered putting myself through that.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-05-02 12:47:21 EDT (#)

Submitted by orphelia at 2012-05-01 05:31:08 PDT (#)
Rating: 2

My friend recently did something similar here, looked like fun.
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Ohh...it did not look fun to me! It was HOT and some people got mud in places they could not wait to cleanse! heh & ICK

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-05-02 12:44:33 EDT (#)

Submitted by sage is fancy at 2012-04-30 19:26:06 PDT (#)

Muddy Muffs sound like some badass bitches.

Also, LOL @ below.
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Yes, they are badass. They are also kind and compassionate. If there is a child that needs school clothes or sports equipment, these gals quietly take them shopping. We live in a small remote area, these women were born and raised here. They are polite and participate in vital volunteer services like White Water Rescue because there is not enough payed staff, and they are NEEDED in emergencies.


Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-05-02 12:27:57 EDT (#)

Submitted by Shlongy at 2012-04-30 17:42:13 PDT (#)

I am a world famous muff diver.
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I have ALWAYS heard this about you!

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-05-02 12:26:41 EDT (#)

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-05-01 09:56:45 PDT (#)

Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-05-01 05:59:11 PDT (#)
Rating: 2

a Roadsong post complete with a sparkley GIF thingie
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Yea baby, it's all about tha BLING! (sparkley GIF thingie) woo GIF thingie.

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Please notice this is NOT a "sparkley" GIF thingie! This is a "swirling SILVER" GIF thingie. Sparkle would just not do for a Survivor medal...


Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-05-01 12:56:45 EDT (#)

Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-05-01 05:59:11 PDT (#)
Rating: 2

a Roadsong post complete with a sparkley GIF thingie
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Yea baby, it's all about tha BLING! (sparkley GIF thingie) woo

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-05-01 12:53:07 EDT (#)

Submitted by Dervel at 2012-05-01 01:16:25 PDT (#)
Rating: 1

The muddy muffs? Who are their main rivals? The compost cunts?
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There is a companion piece to this post titled "Men in Tights and Tails" :)

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-05-01 12:50:55 EDT (#)

Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2012-05-01 05:43:39 PDT (#)
Rating: 2

My company pays for our employees to do the Warrior Run, which is basically the same thing. Run a specified length through mud/obstacles, drink beer at end. Many people dress up for it in some form of costume.

I don't run it because I don't run, unless I'm being chased.
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"I don't run it because I don't run, unless I'm being chased." - Me either, unless being chased OR on the attack!

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-05-01 12:48:42 EDT (#)

Submitted by Wildman at 2012-04-30 17:03:14 PDT (#)
Rating: 2


When I think of muddy muffs I remember the time I took this girl to Mexico and told her:
DON'T EAT THE LETTUCE!
Later, I should have told myself: Don't hit it tonight, DO NOT HIT IT!
<sigh>
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OHhNoooooo! heh
*sigh*

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-05-01 12:47:51 EDT (#)

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2012-04-30 15:35:43 PDT (#)
Rating: 2

Mud (not mudd) is your friend (not friendd)
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You always manage to leave me feeling dazed and confused ...

Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-05-01 08:59:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

a Roadsong post complete with a sparkley GIF thingie

Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2012-05-01 08:43:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

My company pays for our employees to do the Warrior Run, which is basically the same thing. Run a specified length through mud/obstacles, drink beer at end. Many people dress up for it in some form of costume.

I don't run it because I don't run, unless I'm being chased.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2012-05-01 08:34:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

sounds like a way more intense version of this bosh race: http://runforyourlives.com/

Submitted by orphelia at 2012-05-01 08:31:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

My friend recently did something similar here, looked like fun.

Submitted by Dervel at 2012-05-01 04:16:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

The muddy muffs? Who are their main rivals? The compost cunts?

Submitted by DeMoNiC at 2012-05-01 03:07:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

I really can't be bothered reading all of that but damn, them bitches be hot. I want some of that.

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2012-05-01 02:32:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Sage at 2012-04-30 22:26:06 EDT (#)

Muddy Muffs sound like some badass bitches.

Also, LOL @ below.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2012-04-30 20:42:13 EDT (#)

I am a world famous muff diver.

Submitted by Wildman at 2012-04-30 20:03:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


When I think of muddy muffs I remember the time I took this girl to Mexico and told her:
DON'T EAT THE LETTUCE!
Later, I should have told myself: Don't hit it tonight, DO NOT HIT IT!
<sigh>



Submitted by skrapmetal at 2012-04-30 18:35:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Mud (not mudd) is your friend (not friendd)

Submitted by Director at 2012-04-30 18:29:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Didn't read this but I like pictures of muddy tits and ass. Unless, of course, it belongs to Sage. Fuck that horror.


D'oh! English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England. Come on,
let's smoke.

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