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Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-04-17 13:30:53 EDT
Rating: 1.64 on 15 ratings (24 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Big Oak Flat residents are begging to get the Larry Flynt mobile strip club to visit their village. We have no fast food, no bowling alley, no movie theater, and no fast women that are not worn out crack whores. We NEED entertainment up here K?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hntRp_qdDhs&feature=related

We are being discriminated against because there are only 200 of us suspender wearing hillbillies, most with no teeth and boots caked with cow shit. LARRY PLEASE send the wildass beauties up here, that we may gaze upon them while they slither and gyrate around on the pole?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0bytPHCVOs&feature=related

The “Hustler Club Truck” makes its rounds most Friday and Saturday nights, down in the big cities. Just ONE pole dancer would be a blessing beyond measure up here, even for a fleeting glimpse. We PROMISE not to fling peanuts or half knawed chicken bones at the babes. Gold nuggets, we will shower the strippers with gold. We may not have pole dancers up here, we DO have gold.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwCiJbDeRRk&feature=related

Hell Larry, just send the damn truck! The art painted on the sides is HOT! Better drive slow when in this neighborhood, locals have not seen the likes of the Hustler babes, and the live action could give a few of these geezers a cardiac episode. Full-length windows-OH YESSS.. gyrating humping strippers pole dancing-OH YESSS...

Please send the truck Larry, the entire village will vote for you if you decide to run for public office again. FLYNT FOR PREZ.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMX7AW7tiYY

“You can see it from a mile away.” Really Larry? A MILE away? SEND THE DAMN TRUCK LARRY YOU RICH PORN KING BASTARD!! Sure man, you are used to fab scantily clad women, we have to drive up to Rainbow Pool in summer to gawk at the French tourists sun bathing topless. Have a heart Larry.

The stripper truck would be a great improvement here. We are tired of Amanda, who only flashes her boobs in exchange for a bag of crack..

A call to Hustler Club San Francisco requesting the stripper truck for a party at my house was not returned on Monday.

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Submitted by black_nugget at 2012-05-07 10:01:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-05-07 00:32:13 EDT (#)

Submitted by brotherbabycakes at 2012-05-06 20:03:42 PDT (#)
Rating: 2

We are being discriminated against because there are only 200 of us suspender wearing hillbillies, most with no teeth and boots caked with cow shit. LARRY PLEASE send the wildass beauties up here, that we may gaze upon them while they slither and gyrate around on the pole?

I'm sending you pictures of my thingy....!!!
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Hey bro, just send the pictures to the whores instead.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-05-07 00:30:09 EDT (#)

ubmitted by DeMoNiC at 2012-05-03 00:04:48 PDT (#)
Rating: 2

What? Americans actually have whores in trucks? Alive ones? The U.S of A just went up a notch for me. Respect.
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Alive ones? Did you check out the vids? The truck causes traffic jams and a fender bender once in a while..
Larry Flynt has always been edgy and pushes the limits with lawsuits that pit freedom of speech against pornography.

Submitted by (Brotherbabycakes) at 2012-05-06 23:03:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

We are being discriminated against because there are only 200 of us suspender wearing hillbillies, most with no teeth and boots caked with cow shit. LARRY PLEASE send the wildass beauties up here, that we may gaze upon them while they slither and gyrate around on the pole?

I'm sending you pictures of my thingy....!!!

Submitted by DeMoNiC at 2012-05-03 03:04:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

What? Americans actually have whores in trucks? Alive ones? The U.S of A just went up a notch for me. Respect.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-04-20 22:04:33 EDT (#)

Submitted by X54 at 2012-04-18 22:31:32 PDT (#)
Rating: 2

Those girls were NOT wearing their seatbelts!
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Funny you should mention the lack of seatbelts! It was this very thing that got the Whores on Wheels booted outta The City of Angels! Los Angeles did not want the whores careening along causing mega multi vehicle pile ups, and they used the seat belt law to run the Hustler babes outta town! I think the same will happen in the rest of the state...pfft

Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2012-04-20 14:58:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Hooray for whores!

Submitted by X54 at 2012-04-19 01:31:32 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Those girls were NOT wearing their seatbelts!

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-04-18 13:12:35 EDT (#)

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2012-04-18 10:02:22 PDT (#)
Rating: 2

Beautiful revision. Hurty will be happy.
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If it makes me grin like a possum, I am going for it! What other reason to post here? :)

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2012-04-18 13:02:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Beautiful revision. Hurty will be happy.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-04-18 12:59:34 EDT (#)

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2012-04-17 11:40:06 PDT (#)
Rating: -1

I'm genuinely surprised you managed to resist the urge to turn this into an animated gif with glitter and retardation all over it.

+1.
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I did not get the old "heh heh heh" feeling when I first posted this. I felt "meh".

When I saw "you managed to resist the urge to turn this into an animated gif with glitter and retardation all over it.", I realized what was wrong! After making the animated gif with glitter and retardation all over it, my Uber world felt right once again. Thank you.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-04-18 12:51:36 EDT (#)

Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-04-17 11:29:30 PDT (#)
Rating: 2

I hope he sees this but I dont think Larry is an uber user.
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Being a bloodhound with a huge sniffer comes in handy. When you said Larry is not a uber user, I decided to locate him and show him this post in order to further the cause. I started last night on this quest. I had no idea what a sticky trek it would be.What is this sticky stuff? No...wait...

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-04-18 12:47:00 EDT (#)

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2012-04-17 11:06:07 PDT (#)
Rating: 2

"We are tired of Amanda, who only flashes her boobs in exchange for a bag of crack"

You tell my sister I said, "Put those away and GET BACK IN THE CAMPER!"
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She refuses, better come fetch her home.

Submitted by chriscutis at 2012-04-18 09:44:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Duke Nukem babes

+1

Submitted by czwij at 2012-04-18 07:51:31 EDT (#)

i miss the days of scratch and sniff in hustler mags

Submitted by Chroniclysm at 2012-04-17 23:54:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

"Bitches ain't nothin' but hoes and tricks."

I think it's a gandhi quote, but I'm not certain.

Submitted by Yes at 2012-04-17 22:39:34 EDT (#)

I......don't like whores. Maybe. I don't know actually.

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2012-04-17 19:18:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Good grief.

Submitted by orphelia at 2012-04-17 14:44:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

is it Christmas? does he have terminal cancer? has he finally come out the closet? why is hurty being so damn nice???

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2012-04-17 14:40:06 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

I'm genuinely surprised you managed to resist the urge to turn this into an animated gif with glitter and retardation all over it.

+1.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-04-17 14:29:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I hope he sees this but I dont think Larry is an uber user.

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2012-04-17 14:06:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

"We are tired of Amanda, who only flashes her boobs in exchange for a bag of crack"

You tell my sister I said, "Put those away and GET BACK IN THE CAMPER!"

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2012-04-17 14:05:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

It'll certainly provide that "touch of class" that only a black T-shirt with glittery roses and the script words "A Touch of Class..." can rival.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2012-04-17 14:03:32 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

where did larry get scruggs' speacial order hearse?


either way, i'm rooting for you.


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