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DPF - Dog Post Friday

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-04-06 17:23:44 EDT
Rating: 1.33 on 6 ratings (15 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Dear crackhead,
Please come back to steal the rest of my gas and to cut my brake line again. Raider and I are waiting to send you to the bottom of the well along with the others. PROMISE

Ta Ta

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He82NBjJqf8

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Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-04-21 14:37:02 EDT (#)

Submitted by Wisher at 2012-04-16 13:24:00 PDT (#)
Rating: 2

He looks like a big sweetie. I used to have a boxer, Moose, he's the one who taught my ponies how to dig holes~~~ they could dig deep holes with their hooves just like dogs digging. Wonder which is more correct, "hooves" or "hoofs". I like saying em both. Hooves. Hoofs. Great words.
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Heh, yes Wisher, this is 140 LBS. of Mastiff.


Love the pony photos!

ps
"Hooves"

Submitted by Wisher at 2012-04-16 16:24:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

He looks like a big sweetie. I used to have a boxer, Moose, he's the one who taught my ponies how to dig holes~~~ they could dig deep holes with their hooves just like dogs digging. Wonder which is more correct, "hooves" or "hoofs". I like saying em both. Hooves. Hoofs. Great words.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-04-15 00:19:21 EDT (#)

Submitted by brotherbabycakes at 2012-04-14 20:31:55 PDT (#)
Rating: 2

I once asked my mother for a pet elephant...
she said he wouldnt fit in the trunk...?

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Ya goof

Submitted by (Brotherbabycakes) at 2012-04-14 23:31:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I once asked my mother for a pet elephant...
she said he wouldnt fit in the trunk...?

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-04-09 19:01:19 EDT (#)

Submitted by Sage104 at 2012-04-09 14:11:57 PDT (#)
Rating: 2

Automatic Puppeh Points!!

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Had to get a big one to keep the zombies at bay...

Submitted by Sage at 2012-04-09 17:11:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Automatic Puppeh Points!!

Submitted by Barry Hussein at 2012-04-08 12:20:56 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

The dog will like the crackhead better than you

Submitted by Murphy1844 at 2012-04-07 05:06:12 EDT (#)

Off you go, hopefully by your own decision.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-04-07 02:27:37 EDT (#)

".. especially where you live."

Yep, twas Old Priest grade on Hiway 120, that cliff is almost 3,000 ft. down to the bottom of the canyon. When I got the Jeep stopped, I was a shiverin mess. This is one of the steepest, most twisted roads in the state.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-04-07 01:55:56 EDT (#)

Submitted by joedaddy at 2012-04-06 21:37:44 PDT (#)


Gas, that's one thing, but cutting a brake line?
I would take his/her life for that, especially where you live.
It wouldn't even add one more dream to my collection.
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There is more than one. Some come to steal, others to do a number on my truck.
Putting in motion activated lighting, and wishing to win the Lotto. I would so just walk away and buy another place.

Twas a decent place to live when I first settled here.

Submitted by joedaddy at 2012-04-07 00:37:44 EDT (#)


Gas, that's one thing, but cutting a brake line?
I would take his/her life for that, especially where you live.
It wouldn't even add one more dream to my collection.



Submitted by Yes at 2012-04-06 20:15:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

you can't give everybody gas. but hey.

also

d'aaawwwwwww

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-04-06 19:02:33 EDT (#)

The brake line was not cut all the way through.Crimped, so that the fluid would not run out at one time, and I would not know till it was too late. We were headed down a mountain to buy a dress for the prom, and we damn near went over the cliff.I put the truck into the side of the mountain to keep from going over the edge. So yeah, I hope they come back...

Don't bother to order a gas stealing crack zombie online. Will send em your way.

The worse part? I would have given them the gas if they had asked.

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2012-04-06 18:45:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I want a gas stealing crack zombie. Can you order them online?

I can see stealing gas but cutting a brake line, too? That's just low.

Useful fact: You can pick up a short bolt the size of the brake line inputs on the sides of the master cylinder and block off a ruptured line completely at the head. Your vehicle will perform perfectly fine on three-wheel brakes until you can get to an auto parts store or mechanic and you'll not lose fluid. I keep two in my toolbox (my Ford has two different sizes). Fair warning for people who own ABS, though: Do not drive around for days or weeks like that or you'll mess up the modulator real nice, and they ain't cheap. But it will get you to a repair/parts shop safely.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-04-06 18:20:06 EDT (#)

I took these photos the day I got Raider. This is Raiders former owner showing me his fangs.


Smithers:
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Homer: There's a problem with the reactor?? We're all going to die!!

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