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Submitted by asmasta808 at 2011-07-01 05:45:50 EDT
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fuck originality.

(quoted from Return from the Stars)

"You haven't heard of Igalli's studies, I suppose?" [asks the elderly mathematician].
"No, what are they?" [the astronaut].
"The theory of the discontinuous antipole."
"I don't know anything about an antipole. What is it?"
"Retronihilation. From this came parastatics."
"I never even heard of these terms."
"Of course, for it originated sixty years ago. But that was only the beginning of gravitology."
"I can see that I will have to do some homework," I said. "Gravitology -- that's the theory of gravitation?"
"Much more. It can only be explained using mathematics. Have you studied Appiano and Froom?"
"Yes."
"Well, then you should have no difficulty. These are metagen expansions in an n-dimensional, configurational, degenerative series."
"What are you saying? Didn't Skriabin prove that there are no metagens other than the variational?"
"Yes. A very elegant proof. But this, you see, is transcontinuous."
"Impossible! That would...but it must have opened up a whole new world!"
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and then i realised ma math pic was bubba-friendly.

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Submitted by lostinwonderland at 2011-07-01 17:29:49 EDT (#)
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The pic might be funnier if each of them were also holding a pie (not a pi)

Or...

If their shirts had said - I heart (insert the pic of the derivitive of e of x)


Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2011-07-01 12:38:46 EDT (#)
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-2 die.

Submitted by YourNameHere at 2011-07-01 11:03:06 EDT (#)
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bubba will you be gathering the grandkids for your traditional 4th of july fireworks/molestation barbeque?

i'll bet you can already taste the weiners

Submitted by willartstorg at 2011-07-01 10:42:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by YourNameHere at 2011-07-01 09:21:27 EDT (#)
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fag below

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2011-07-01 08:20:21 EDT (#)
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I have a... you know.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2011-07-01 08:09:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FALLEN at 2011-07-01 07:50:17 EDT (#)
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what kinda degenerate wastes snapple?

it is the best stuff on earth!!!!

Submitted by BranDo at 2011-07-01 07:32:06 EDT (#)
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What FP said.

Submitted by Foolproof at 2011-07-01 06:53:04 EDT (#)
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I'll be honest. I didn't read this. In fact, I never read any of your posts. I just walk on in, drop a -2, and leave.

Why?

Because you are a fucking waste. Of everything. Yes, if you can think of it, you are a waste of it.

Life.

Air.

Snapple.

Whatever.

You deserve to be in pain and misery for your entire worthless, useless life. You deserve to have everything and everybody you ever cared about utterly and thouroughly destroyed. You deserve to see other people live in happiness while you are completely mired in lonliness, sadness, and desperation. I wish I could be there the day that you meet your end and I hope it's as painful and drawn out as possible.


Flanders:
Homer, affordable tract housing made us neighbors, but you made us
friends.

Homer: To Ned Flanders, the richest left-handed man in town.

When Flanders Failed