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Submitted by asmasta808 at 2011-06-21 13:39:20 EDT
Rating: -1.5 on 9 ratings (9 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

so like i realised that my bro's old scarf might have spread some kinda rice mould to my sockS and made some of my other "archived" army gear smell like cheese. fuckity fuck i should have thrown those clothes out 8 years ago instead of bothering to ask my bro if he still wanted them , after he moved out , got married and had kids...

shit, ma bad for not making up for the neglectfullness(sp?!?!?) of my family and peers.

and while cleaning out my wardrobe, i realised my idiot father had replaced my mothballs with perfumed tissue paper and cardboard pads. wtf. and the cardboards were moldy too. motrher fuckeer!!! i called him out for that blatant stupidity, and he complained that i didn't rinse my clothes enough. THE FUCKING MACHINE DID ALL THE WORK!!! AND IT RINSES 5 TIMES IN A SPIN CYCLE. AND I'VE PAID THE HEAVILY TAXED WATER BILL FOR THAT PRICK WHO RINSES HIS CLOTHES 10 TIMES FOR 2 OVER YEARS. FUCKIN FUCKINFUCKFUCIKIBNG UNGRATEFUL BASTARD. AND MOST OF THE BILLS TOO.

again, i must say... maybe i'm just not anal and cautious enough to deal of all the asswipes i'm drowning in. THE END!!!!

fuck you if you're not entertained!!!!


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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2011-06-23 11:49:13 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by YourNameHere at 2011-06-22 11:35:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

s'crap is so fat that when he bent over and exposed his ass crack a dozen chilean miners climbed out

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2011-06-22 07:51:27 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2011-06-21 15:53:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You really suck asshole.
Human centipede style.

Submitted by Darth_Famine at 2011-06-22 04:12:46 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Yozz at 2011-06-21 20:36:26 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Shlongy at 2011-06-21 20:17:30 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

This post puts the final nail in Uber's coffin. CONGRATULATIONS!

Submitted by willartstorg at 2011-06-21 15:54:49 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

I want to guess that this asshole is sico, but even he is not this smart.

Submitted by willartstorg at 2011-06-21 15:53:36 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

You really suck, asshole.

Submitted by Wildman at 2011-06-21 15:42:47 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

I truly understand why you're not willing to post this drivel under your real user name.

Homer: Ooh, look at this one! The Hammer of Thor! (Reading) "It
will send your pins to ... Valhalla?" Lisa?

Lisa: Valhalla is where vikings go when they die.

Homer: Ooh, that's some ball.

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