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Submitted by asmasta808 at 2011-05-25 01:57:01 EDT
Rating: -0.6 on 13 ratings (13 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

RECIPE FOR HALF-ARSED SINGLETON'S TOMATOE SOUP:

- 1 bullion(sp?) cube, anchovy flavoured
- 1 mug of water ~500ml
- 1 can of tuna in tomato and onion sauce
- Half a tube of Pringles , sea weed flavoured

Instructions:
- mix it all together, you first-world git! it's not rocket science!!!
- add pepper and rice wine to taste.
- decrease it by boiling it too long , and you get salty imitation salsa sauce (if you use your imagination).


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Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2011-06-08 22:36:57 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

1 cup Dipshit
3 tablespoons Horse's Ass
2oz Mouthbreathing
4lbs Die in a Fire
Dash of Fist Yourself

Submitted by beeltea at 2011-06-03 07:09:04 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Nobody likes you, either.

Submitted by beeltea at 2011-06-03 07:07:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes (user info) at 2011-05-25 03:12:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2


Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2011-05-25 03:04:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Well, if it isn't willartsdumb.
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2011-05-25 02:39:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Well if it isn't the leader of the weiner patrol, boning up on his nerd
lessons!
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Nobody likes these people.

Submitted by JonnyX at 2011-05-27 22:28:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

how about a nasty limerick, instead?

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master at 2011-05-25 19:03:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

There's something on my dick! There's something on my dick, right now!

Oh wait.

It's my dick.

I got it confused with World War II. My B!

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2011-05-25 09:18:24 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

No.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2011-05-25 07:55:24 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

There are no "e"s in "tomato". "Potato", either.

There are no excuses for half-arsed (or indeed half-assed) salsa. It's too easy to do it properly.

There are no reasons to eat Pringles chips. Keep it real, boiee.

Submitted by Foolproof at 2011-05-25 07:07:54 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by willartstorg at 2011-05-25 03:23:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2011-05-25 03:04:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Well, if it isn't willartsdumb.
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Where have you been, asshole?

Submitted by TexasGalDrew at 2011-05-25 03:21:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Guy "food".

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-05-25 03:12:52 EDT (#)
Rating: -2


Submitted by Wildman at 2011-05-25 03:04:09 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

Well, if it isn't willartsdumb.

Submitted by willartstorg at 2011-05-25 02:39:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Well if it isn't the leader of the weiner patrol, boning up on his nerd
lessons!

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