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A history of cheerios in briefs

Submitted by asmasta808 at 2011-04-26 09:42:10 EDT
Rating: -1.25 on 10 ratings (10 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

A brief history lesson:
1977: Cheerios blames Jimmy Carter , a good christian.
1999: Cheerios blames some hick from AhKansas.
1999 (September): Cheerios is a smartass like most of New York .
2003:Cheerios loves Bush.
2003: Cheerios had a little lamb. It got raped by a democrat brother. That made him very upset 'cause sheep was his waifu.
2005: Cheerios loves Fed Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan, the great fucking gawdfather of deregulation .
2005: Cheerios enjoyed quoting democrat schmucks.
2006: Cheerios loves Sen. John McCain ... who was surprisedly a moderate who doesn't think Omama is a secret moslem. WHAT GIVES , MAN!?!?
2006: Democrats again block reform legislation.
2008: Cheerios blame niggas.
2009: Cheerios blame jews.
2010: Cheerios blame niggas, jews, AND poor people.
2011: Cheerios votes for Donald Trump for some fucking insane reason. It's the hair...


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Submitted by firefly at 2011-04-28 11:33:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

That is nice to know.

Submitted by beeltea at 2011-04-26 23:57:20 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

I was trying to think of a clever way to tell you to go fuck yourself, but then I realized it wasn't worth the effort.

Submitted by willartstorg at 2011-04-26 23:36:18 EDT (#)
Rating: -2


Submitted by cheerios at 2011-04-26 22:11:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

excellent post.

Submitted by asmasta808 at 2011-04-26 17:52:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

do i win?

Submitted by Foolproof at 2011-04-26 15:25:57 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

This is worse than the brainwashed, ultraconservative, racist, and virile shit cheerios posted.

And that's saying alot.

Submitted by Wildman at 2011-04-26 15:05:08 EDT (#)
Rating: -2


Submitted by Brdn_Nkd at 2011-04-26 11:49:57 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by asmasta808 at 2011-04-26 10:01:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

but i love cheerios! the cereal . not the secret moslem trying to cause interwebs terror.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2011-04-26 09:44:47 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

He loves it that you care, you know.

Cable. It's more wonderful than I dared hope.

-- Homer Simpson
Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment