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Submitted by asmasta808 at 2011-04-19 05:23:57 EDT
Rating: -1.38 on 10 ratings (10 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

hey, guys. ah swear ah swear ima da rael ORGASMO!!! and guess what folks? i quit watching shitty americans fake football, and switched to real football and rugby. damn, i love shorts!

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Submitted by Shlongy at 2011-04-19 11:35:06 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

I can't say that I blame you...

Submitted by kitchens_closed at 2011-04-19 11:28:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I sincerely hope your entire family is raped and murdered.

I really do.
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LOL

Submitted by icarus1987 at 2011-04-19 11:07:03 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Suicide is always an option, you know.

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-04-19 10:14:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2011-04-19 13:18:53 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

lubricant on your screen?
so should I let the joke write itself or do I need to spell it out?

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I think it's more or less written, read and circulated round the world.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2011-04-19 08:18:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

lubricant on your screen?
so should I let the joke write itself or do I need to spell it out?

Submitted by SgtHartman at 2011-04-19 08:15:09 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

I kept trying to wipe the vaseline off my monitor.

Get bent with your pixelated bitmap.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2011-04-19 08:08:17 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

i though my eyesight was going bad but no it was a cloud of your fail obscuring my view

Submitted by asmasta808 at 2011-04-19 06:55:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

tell that to the football hooligans, bum.

Submitted by Foolproof at 2011-04-19 06:34:40 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

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I sincerely hope your entire family is raped and murdered.

I really do.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2011-04-19 06:17:31 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Your grainy pic fails to supply your post with any value. Your writing, as ever, similarly fails. "-2 and die".


All right. His story checks out.

-- Homer Simpson, checking in the encyclopedia
under "Bush, George"
Two Bad Neighbors