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Submitted by asmasta808 at 2011-04-18 16:08:19 EDT
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In the year 2012 , a libertarian was IN DA HOUSE!!!Voted in outta da blue from undead anarachists who rose from their graves in 2011 when they hear the GOP and hippie liberals were doing fucking nothing , still taxing , and not giving their money back.

The year all fat paedos were released from prison 'cause nobody wanted to pay taxes to pay for their medical and dental. The year all teachers lost their jobs , took up arms and started a murderous rampage, suppossedly funded XENU! HAIL XENU! The year investment bank all went bankrupt 'cause they couldn't convince the whitey house to pay their CEO's bonuses no more.

Tom Cruise became vice-prez an was paid just $10 bucks an hour for his job. But that's OK, 'cause he got most his moneys selling scitentologoist greeting cards and beating up south bapists who refused to convert. EVERYONE CHEERED!!! Especially that time when he shot that nice granny in da face with a sawed-off for trying to sell moral apple pie to Katie. Damn that crazy woman.

Oh oh oh... and that time when Dick Cheney trioed to retake the whitey house in his Turn-A Gundam and PREZ NADER TOTALLY WHOPPED HIS ASS in his custom built scarlet red TIMBERWOLF mech, screaming to his zombie horde "HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW!!!!!!!!!"

FINALLY!!! NO MORE TAXES AND SMALL GOVERNMENT!!! THAT'S LIFE. the end of survival and the beginning of living. real living, bowing to no man , but da men with the biggest guns, the bestest MAVERICKS ever!!


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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2011-04-19 12:47:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yozz at 2011-04-18 20:58:45 EDT (#)
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Fuck you for making me miss Orgasmatron that much more.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2011-04-18 19:34:07 EDT (#)
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Can you explain what it is about this post that you thought had any value whatsoever? I'm reasonably bright and I'm just not seeing it, so help me out here.

Submitted by Wildman at 2011-04-18 17:40:33 EDT (#)
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LoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooZER !

Submitted by Shlongy at 2011-04-18 17:36:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by willartstorg at 2011-04-18 16:33:27 EDT (#)
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This is even more painful than it looks.

-- Homer Simpson
Brother from the Same Planet