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Thou Pea R1 : The Alterthon

Submitted by asmasta808 at 2011-04-13 06:05:15 EDT
Rating: 0.0 on 82 ratings (82 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

so like... who cares abou this dumb shit contest to even join up? it's wednesday by my GMT. so here's another alter post it. with blatant plagarism. however the hell u spell it.
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Do not go flaccid into that fuck nite,
Old age should rock and rave at close of thighs;
Rage, rage against the dying of mojo.

Though stick men at their end know dark meat is alright,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go flaccid into that good ride.

Good men, the last wave by, crying how fag
Their faggotism might have danced in a green party,
Rage, rage against the dying of fuckall.

Wild men who caught and blllaarrggh the sun of women,
And learn, too late, they grieved in their own way,
Do not go flaccid into that drink.

Grave men, near post-coital, who see with beer lens
Blind eyes could blaze like georgey and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of buds.

And you, my father, there on the sad height,
Curse, bless, me now with your fierce apathy, I prod.
Do not go flaccid into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of rights.

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Submitted by HeyJude at 2011-04-14 04:10:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by YourNameHere at 2011-04-13 19:19:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by paxilliona at 2011-04-13 18:58:12 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-04-13 12:01:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

HOME TIME¬!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-04-13 12:01:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

And ploe hole, a poedo and penii

Submitted by Habeeb Thomas PhD at 2011-04-13 11:58:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Boiobies, tweeking, clowns, poetry, and terrible t-shirts...

This post has everything

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-04-13 11:57:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by august_sobriquet (user info) at 2011-04-13 16:56:13 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

I can't keep up today.

rob has a couple of alter accounts, Sgt wants to see and Tuts has already seen Psygns' vagina, and people are calling bubba a paedo AGAIN?

WOW

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See, I knew I could trust you, but tuts let me down BIGSTYLE!

Submitted by august_sobriquet at 2011-04-13 11:56:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I can't keep up today.

rob has a couple of alter accounts, Sgt wants to see and Tuts has already seen Psygns' vagina, and people are calling bubba a paedo AGAIN?

WOW

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-04-13 11:50:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2011-04-13 16:49:01 BST (#)
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If haemaphrodite means girl, then sure psyginas is a girl. Ohhh psyginas and redick could meet up have sex and make a baby..

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We were planning to, but once again you tell the world before we tell our beloved family - way to go tuts.

Submitted by willartstorg at 2011-04-13 11:49:38 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2011-04-13 11:42:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2011-04-13 23:38:15 WST (#)
Ranking: -2

Psygns is a fool. He follows a crowd to he knows not where.
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Ahhh and here's the kicker, here is when I start to suspect you're as serious as cancer, you actually care about what pretend people think.
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:)

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-04-13 11:49:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

And FYI, my pole hole is tighter than a Scotsman in January.

Submitted by TuTs at 2011-04-13 11:49:01 EDT (#)
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If haemaphrodite means girl, then sure psyginas is a girl. Ohhh psyginas and redick could meet up have sex and make a baby..

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-04-13 11:48:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Me an Poots are both dykes, we let Tuts in on the secret and she just spilt the beans like the shit stirring trollop she is.

Tuts, you are no longer invited to our clit flicker three-way.

Submitted by SgtHartman at 2011-04-13 11:44:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Wait...psygnes is a girl?

Im so fuckin out of the Uber loop.

PLUS FUCKING 2!!!!

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-04-13 11:44:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I'm not pretend Tuts, *sob* I thought we had a connection... You said it was the bestist!

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2011-04-13 11:43:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2011-04-13 16:40:47 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

i don't have time to talk to anyone outside uber anymore not even fallen
:(

anytime spare is spent talking to real people who i largley hate

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Do you get an office phone? We should totally have stationery-coded phone sex at work.

Submitted by TuTs at 2011-04-13 11:42:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2011-04-13 23:38:15 WST (#)
Ranking: -2

Psygns is a fool. He follows a crowd to he knows not where.
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Ahhh and here's the kicker, here is when I start to suspect you're as serious as cancer, you actually care about what pretend people think.

Submitted by willartstorg at 2011-04-13 11:42:39 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Bell can't read, either.

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-04-13 11:42:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2011-04-13 16:40:07 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

Psygns is a sad cunt

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I never claimed otherwise.

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-04-13 11:41:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2011-04-13 16:38:27 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

Likes psyginas.

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I can totally show you my psygina - I got some UV pens and a blacklight (green, yellow, pink, blue and orange). I'll colour the lips in for next time we get all cam'd up!

Submitted by orphelia at 2011-04-13 11:40:47 EDT (#)
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i don't have time to talk to anyone outside uber anymore not even fallen
:(

anytime spare is spent talking to real people who i largley hate

it's awfully confusing can't this circle jerk move to beebs post i'm struggling to keep up

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2011-04-13 11:40:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Psygns is a sad cunt for just parroting everyone else and not having a clue what he was on about. That said, bubba remains dangerously paedophilic.

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-04-13 11:38:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

It matters not the origin, just the outcome; Afghanis use stingers even though it was the US that sold them. My comment regarding the worms still stands.

Submitted by TuTs at 2011-04-13 11:38:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Likes psyginas.

Submitted by willartstorg at 2011-04-13 11:38:15 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Psygns is a fool. He follows a crowd to he knows not where.

Bell, bite me.

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-04-13 11:37:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2011-04-13 16:35:26 BST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2011-04-13 11:19:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

If psygns can't answer this I'm never looking at anything he types ever again.
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Bellend, Psygns didn't know. He thought it came from Jeanneee. Psygns, you lost a fan....

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Bell was never a fan of mine anyway. And by the way, this isn't facebook - there is no 'become a fan' button on uber.

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2011-04-13 11:36:13 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Oh, shut up you sad old man.

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-04-13 11:36:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2011-04-13 16:34:18 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

But Apollo and his giant easter island head are ripe for worship and his words shall be venerated throughout the ages and you're old and poopy. Whose words would you choose to proliferate- old pooopys or god-head? That's right.


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Ol' Poopy sounds like the name of a Robinson Crusoe-esque character...


He he, poop.

Submitted by willartstorg at 2011-04-13 11:35:26 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2011-04-13 11:19:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

If psygns can't answer this I'm never looking at anything he types ever again.
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Bellend, Psygns didn't know. He thought it came from Jeanneee. Psygns, you lost a fan....

Submitted by TuTs at 2011-04-13 11:34:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

But Apollo and his giant easter island head are ripe for worship and his words shall be venerated throughout the ages and you're old and poopy. Whose words would you choose to proliferate- old pooopys or god-head? That's right.

Submitted by SgtHartman at 2011-04-13 11:33:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

*signs up for MSN*

and Orphelia, i would talk to you outside of Uber, you dont wanna talk to ME.

;*(

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-04-13 11:32:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

OHH MY DAIYES THIS IS MOVING FAR TOO FAST FOR ME!

bewbs, pedos, photos of my vag... whatever next...



Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2011-04-13 11:31:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2011-04-13 16:29:02 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh I'm obviously lying FJ- in an attempt to divert the e-heat...... look boobs (.)(.)

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Hmmmmm.

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-04-13 11:30:32 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2011-04-13 16:24:54 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm sorry. =( Psygyns isn't EI though, he showed me his e-gina on msn the other night.

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and a damn fine looking set of vaginae they are two... wait what?

(the '... or not' was ref to my answer about pedo bubs and your link btw... I totally enjoyed our cam2cam sesh, same time next week?)

Submitted by willartstorg at 2011-04-13 11:29:48 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

I was too late to stop Tuts.

OK, Psygns, read the post. Then carefully explain which lines make me a pedo. Also, please note the FIRST review, left by our old buddy Apollo. Later, Apollo did a post that called me a pedo.

Well, he must have thought that it was quite a joke
Cause it got a lot of laughs from lots of folks.....

The Mighty Apollo is two-faced, a liar, and a hitwhore. How the mighty are often dragged through the dirt.



Submitted by TuTs at 2011-04-13 11:29:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Oh I'm obviously lying FJ- in an attempt to divert the e-heat...... look boobs (.)(.)

Submitted by SgtHartman at 2011-04-13 11:27:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2011-04-13 11:24:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm sorry. =( Psygyns isn't EI though, he showed me his e-gina on msn the other night.
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AHAHAHAHAHA

I gotta get on these chat programs and get in on some of this Uber action.

I hear teh google chat has lots of Uberites on it as well

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2011-04-13 11:26:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Oh TuTs you MUST post these. Please. For me.

Submitted by orphelia at 2011-04-13 11:26:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

i've recently discovered there is no point in talking to uber users outside uber
i think this is why my last post only got 15 reviews. and 10 were me.
:(

Submitted by TuTs at 2011-04-13 11:26:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

You did too you filthy whore!

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-04-13 11:25:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

or not....

Submitted by TuTs at 2011-04-13 11:24:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I'm sorry. =( Psygyns isn't EI though, he showed me his e-gina on msn the other night.

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-04-13 11:24:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Given i wasnt here in 2007 (i was alive but not on uber) I'd have to guess that Bubba + pedo was derived from scathing comments by jeannenaneneneee



Submitted by SgtHartman at 2011-04-13 11:24:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Leader of the Ruination nation below.

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2011-04-13 11:23:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Aw, TuTs :o(

Submitted by TuTs at 2011-04-13 11:22:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/78555 and the dumb slut shows it.

Submitted by SgtHartman at 2011-04-13 11:21:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

The crowd waits with baited breath for Psynges response...

*tick tock*

Submitted by willartstorg at 2011-04-13 11:21:50 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

TUTS, BACK OFF AND LET PSYGNS ANSWER.

Sorry.

Submitted by orphelia at 2011-04-13 11:20:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2011-04-13 11:17:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2011-04-13 16:16:10 BST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes (user info) at 2011-04-13 11:13:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2011-04-13 16:10:01 BST (#)
Ranking: -2

Tuts is a fucking Method alter. Everyone knows that. No sense picking on her grammar or lack of consistency. She's too stupid to remember.

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But intelligent enough to know that lil boys bum bums are for outies not innies.
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OK, Mr. Original, what is the source of all this pedo garbage? Do you know? No? You are a parrot, and a rather poor one, at that. Answer my question, you moron.


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This should be good!
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READ MY MIND.
lol he won't know shit and if he does it's cos he's ei

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2011-04-13 11:19:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

If psygns can't answer this I'm never looking at anything he types ever again.

Submitted by willartstorg at 2011-04-13 11:19:53 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2011-04-13 11:18:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh oh I know, I know, pick me!
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I await your answer, O ugly slut.

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2011-04-13 11:19:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2011-04-13 16:18:15 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh oh I know, I know, pick me!

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No, no, shut it you, I know, I know!

Submitted by SgtHartman at 2011-04-13 11:19:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

The E-gauntlet has been thrown down!!!

lets watch...

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-04-13 11:18:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

SQWAAAAAAARK!!!

Submitted by TuTs at 2011-04-13 11:18:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Oh oh I know, I know, pick me!

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-04-13 11:18:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2011-04-13 16:16:10 BST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes (user info) at 2011-04-13 11:13:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2011-04-13 16:10:01 BST (#)
Ranking: -2

Tuts is a fucking Method alter. Everyone knows that. No sense picking on her grammar or lack of consistency. She's too stupid to remember.

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But intelligent enough to know that lil boys bum bums are for outies not innies.
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OK, Mr. Original, what is the source of all this pedo garbage? Do you know? No? You are a parrot, and a rather poor one, at that. Answer my question, you moron.

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I don't ask the man in the bait hut where he gets his worms, I just use them to catch fish.

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2011-04-13 11:17:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2011-04-13 16:16:10 BST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes (user info) at 2011-04-13 11:13:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2011-04-13 16:10:01 BST (#)
Ranking: -2

Tuts is a fucking Method alter. Everyone knows that. No sense picking on her grammar or lack of consistency. She's too stupid to remember.

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But intelligent enough to know that lil boys bum bums are for outies not innies.
======================
OK, Mr. Original, what is the source of all this pedo garbage? Do you know? No? You are a parrot, and a rather poor one, at that. Answer my question, you moron.


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This should be good!

Submitted by willartstorg at 2011-04-13 11:16:10 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes (user info) at 2011-04-13 11:13:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2011-04-13 16:10:01 BST (#)
Ranking: -2

Tuts is a fucking Method alter. Everyone knows that. No sense picking on her grammar or lack of consistency. She's too stupid to remember.

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But intelligent enough to know that lil boys bum bums are for outies not innies.
======================
OK, Mr. Original, what is the source of all this pedo garbage? Do you know? No? You are a parrot, and a rather poor one, at that. Answer my question, you moron.

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-04-13 11:13:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2011-04-13 16:10:01 BST (#)
Ranking: -2

Tuts is a fucking Method alter. Everyone knows that. No sense picking on her grammar or lack of consistency. She's too stupid to remember.

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But intelligent enough to know that lil boys bum bums are for outies not innies.

Submitted by willartstorg at 2011-04-13 11:11:54 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Psygns, please stfu. I've almost succeeded in moving the post away from asmasta and berg, and.... shit.

Submitted by willartstorg at 2011-04-13 11:10:01 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Tuts is a fucking Method alter. Everyone knows that. No sense picking on her grammar or lack of consistency. She's too stupid to remember.

Submitted by august_sobriquet at 2011-04-13 11:09:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

I certainky don't think this is berg.

Unless...being a cheery fuck face all the time really has gotten to him...hmmmm...

I find assmasterBOB's ain't is so ironic how I act like a total tard, but sometimes say something which alludes to my hidden intelligence and charm-schtick to be somewhat amusing.

He calls me fat though :(

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-04-13 11:08:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

awww Bubba, are the mean girls picking on you?

diddums

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2011-04-13 11:06:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I wouldn't mess with TuTs. She's crazy.

Submitted by orphelia at 2011-04-13 11:02:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Tuts is many things but certainky not a noob.

Submitted by TuTs at 2011-04-13 11:02:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2011-04-13 22:58:52 WST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2011-04-13 10:56:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Bubba does not understand common slang. 'Fuck off you fucking old cunt paedo no one likes you' does not necessarily mean hang around and play. What a fucking moron
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STFU, n00b. The joke is worn out, just like your hole. Isn't it beddie-bye time in Oz?
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It's beddy bye time when I say it is because I'm a grown up, which explains your complete and utter lack of interest in me. The joke isn't worn out when the subject says it is, despite their vehement protestations that it is. Go and pick on my grammar now- go on...

Submitted by willartstorg at 2011-04-13 10:58:52 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2011-04-13 10:56:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Bubba does not understand common slang. 'Fuck off you fucking old cunt paedo no one likes you' does not necessarily mean hang around and play. What a fucking moron
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STFU, n00b. The joke is worn out, just like your hole. Isn't it beddie-bye time in Oz?

Submitted by TuTs at 2011-04-13 10:56:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 0


Bubba does not understand common slang. 'Fuck off you fucking old cunt paedo no one likes you' does not necessarily mean hang around and play. What a fucking moron

Submitted by willartstorg at 2011-04-13 10:53:37 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Psygns does not understand common slang. 'Kick the shit' out of someone does not necessarily mean they shit. What a fucking moron.

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-04-13 10:51:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2011-04-13 15:49:49 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

how about...

"I hope they waterboard them until he confesses that he has an alter, thereby proving what everyone is assuming right now"

yeah....doesnt really have the same "panache"

would you accept "waterboard the motherfucking hell out of his face until he spills the beans"..?

QUE?

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Acceptable.

Submitted by SgtHartman at 2011-04-13 10:49:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

how about...

"I hope they waterboard them until he confesses that he has an alter, thereby proving what everyone is assuming right now"

yeah....doesnt really have the same "panache"

would you accept "waterboard the motherfucking hell out of his face until he spills the beans"..?

QUE?

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-04-13 10:45:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

How would water boarding make him shit? Wouldn't it just make him confess, or drown? I mean, Jack Bauer got tortured by the Chinese, but I don't remember any mention of shitting.

Submitted by SgtHartman at 2011-04-13 10:39:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

LIES below....

Someone send out the Uber Gustappo to grab berg, fly him to a secure location and waterboard the shit out of him....

Submitted by rob_berg at 2011-04-13 10:36:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 1


heh, and 'no'... I've never had nor plan to have an alternate account.

Sorry to disappoint your Macarthian sensibilities, skrappy.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2011-04-13 10:30:45 EDT (#)
Rating: -1


...as big of a total loser doofus as rob_berg below.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2011-04-13 09:27:03 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

You're not quite as big of a total loser doofus as rob_berg...but it's close.

Submitted by SgtHartman at 2011-04-13 08:38:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Come on Berg! Come clean man!

Submitted by orphelia at 2011-04-13 08:37:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

dudee, i can only guess at the distressed caused by being outed as rob berg.

:(


Submitted by asmasta808 at 2011-04-13 08:35:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

i dunno what time zone he's in. but i the clown thing was totally coincidental. i just image googled "drunken brits"

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2011-04-13 07:56:09 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

You clown porn like Rob, right after Rob does. You're usually on Uber at the same times as Rob.

So, Hi Rob!

Submitted by asmasta808 at 2011-04-13 07:23:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

haha. wrong. i don't blog like rob.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2011-04-13 07:21:31 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

I think I've figured it out. You're Rob_Berg.


Must destroy mankind! (His watch alarm goes off) Ooh, lunchtime!

-- Homer Simpson
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