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I I I and I. 'cause theys no masterbation subject ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Submitted by asmasta808 at 2011-04-11 06:53:23 EDT
Rating: -1.22 on 10 ratings (10 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

I flap my whitish protrusion in the wind.
Much like a zombie fungi growing from an ant.
I dipped my head in vanilla lassi.
so that my dogly companion may lick it sympathetically.
I bard in inns with a painted face.
A clown with grace is a nightmare farce.
I danced to wacko jacko's thriller.
It made my banana go to the peeler.
I slept with a negress from the savanah.
Tse tse flies erupted from my festering sores.
I wake to a parliament of whores.
Uber can suck my porkish boar.


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Submitted by ridiculous at 2011-04-12 07:53:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Reminded me of A Clockwork Orange.

Submitted by Foolproof at 2011-04-12 07:38:40 EDT (#)
Rating: -2


My dad bought me that ball!

...now I'm going to be grounded.

Submitted by willartstorg at 2011-04-11 11:24:21 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Stomps ball until it deflates.

Submitted by BranDo at 2011-04-11 10:56:05 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

and you're no Orgasmatron.

Submitted by YELLOW-MAN at 2011-04-11 10:29:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

ccccccccccccccccombo breaker!

Submitted by FALLEN at 2011-04-11 10:22:39 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-04-11 10:20:05 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2011-04-11 10:12:29 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Although I do quite like how the line of ~~~~ sits beneath the title. Very pretty.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2011-04-11 10:09:29 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

*kicks the ball along*

Submitted by Foolproof at 2011-04-11 09:21:05 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Alow me to get this ball rolling...

Homer: I don't want you to see me sitting on my worthless butt.

Bart: We've seen it, Dad.

Homer at the Bat