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The rigors of being an absolutely boring prick

Submitted by asmasta808 at 2011-04-03 14:25:38 EDT
Rating: -0.62 on 20 ratings (20 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

So while waiting for... my echo bazaar turn points to reload. What's this '{("Echo Bazaar")}' you ask? Well, it's this game that's ... well, nevermind.While waiting my echo bazaar turn points to load, I waited for my Die 2 Night flash game to load. Darn flashgames are getting much bigger since the days of nothing but stickmen getting animated in flash. Anyhoo... while waiting for this and that I thought you gaylords may be bored and I should post in some absolutely boring filler. I thought of making smalltalk about the NBA and football(the real one), but some of you fugly humbugs with bad teeth might actually find that wonderfully exicitng!!! So I'm going to talk about zombies. Specifically zombies found in the grandly silly Infectonator game. That is... WHAT KINDA ZOMBIE WOULD YOU GANGLY BUFFOONS DESIGN INTELLIGENTLY INTO A ZOMBIE VIRUS IF YOU LOT WEREN'T So HORRIBLY DUFF?!?!? Would you design a highly infectious virus that can spread even through inorganic matter? Or mayhaps a super-soldier virus like that Tyrant variant in Resident Evil etc etc etc...

AND THAT IS ALL.

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Submitted by willartstorg at 2011-04-04 12:04:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Psygns will likely start wearing Oshkoshs, as well.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2011-04-04 11:18:50 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

All y'all need to use "all y'all" more often.

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-04-04 11:14:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I'm gonna start using 'all y'all' more often.

Submitted by willartstorg at 2011-04-04 11:03:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I made no nasty comments about Pheely, yet she denigrates me. I am hurt.

Submitted by orphelia at 2011-04-04 10:28:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

pzsgynz youse = y'all
just like bubba = tosspot wizard

Submitted by willartstorg at 2011-04-04 10:24:53 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Psygns, you misunderstand the word y'all.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2011-04-04 10:23:15 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Forgot to rate properly, thought I was on another post. Mea culpa.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2011-04-04 10:08:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Up nawth it's Youz or You-un's or You Guys or Y'all

Down south it's pretty much Y'all, but there are instances of All Y'all

Example

"Y'all wanna go Snakes on a Plane?"
"No, you moron, no. Not even a little bit. It's a stupid movie about a stupid subject with a stupid plot and stupid characters engaging in stupid acting and stupid dialogue for stupid people to spend their stupid money to stupidly sit through. Yelling 'fire' in the theater while it's playing would not violate the First Amendment* since under no circumstances would a theater playing that stupid movie be even remotely crowded. The movie sucks and not only that but you suck for even thinking of the possibility of considering suggesting we go see it. Consider yourself ostracized, banished, and shunned in perpetuity. We shall now kill you, burn your house down, and expunge all public records of your existence. Then we shall invent a time machine to go back into history and prevent this tragedy from ever occurring by killing all of your ancestors and preventing the technological development of airplanes and the evolutionary development of snakes so that, once we return to this time, there is zero possibility of the existence of the movie Snakes on a Plane and zero possibility of you asking if we want to go see it. The movie Snakes on a Plane is that stupid."
"Yeah? Well, fuck all y'all! Garrett Morris was awesome in Snakes on a Plane!"
"Garrett Morris wasn't in Snakes on a Plane."
"Fuck all y'all."



*Free Speech limited by potential harm to others. Sorry for the Yank reference but it was necessary for the joke.

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-04-04 09:43:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2011-04-04 14:27:03 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes (user info) at 2011-04-04 04:01:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2011-04-03 19:26:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm OK with you playing video games - helps to ensure you'll never spawn. Play all you want.

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You see, this is my thought exactly. Play compooter games and have a good job. The job is regular and gives me a decent wage which I can spend on hookers, or white lightning to lure those skanky chav birds into the back of my corsa.

The hookers and meaningless one night stands leaves my evenings free for compooter games or more skanks and hookers. It's win-win y'all.

I hate kids. Well, anything that doesn't have a National Insurance number really.


(Additionally; is it ya'll or y'all or ya'all? it's quite confusing.)
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For you, it's 'you lot'.

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Actually, once again, you are incorrect; it would be yus, but I was attempting to communicate with my US brethren in the text. Go back to sleep Bubba. We's gannin on bat importint tings blud.

Submitted by willartstorg at 2011-04-04 09:27:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes (user info) at 2011-04-04 04:01:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2011-04-03 19:26:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm OK with you playing video games - helps to ensure you'll never spawn. Play all you want.

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You see, this is my thought exactly. Play compooter games and have a good job. The job is regular and gives me a decent wage which I can spend on hookers, or white lightning to lure those skanky chav birds into the back of my corsa.

The hookers and meaningless one night stands leaves my evenings free for compooter games or more skanks and hookers. It's win-win y'all.

I hate kids. Well, anything that doesn't have a National Insurance number really.


(Additionally; is it ya'll or y'all or ya'all? it's quite confusing.)
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For you, it's 'you lot'.

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-04-04 05:29:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Coolio. Now I know. Errrr thanks.

Submitted by asmasta808 at 2011-04-04 05:22:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

y'all

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-04-04 04:01:11 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2011-04-03 19:26:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm OK with you playing video games - helps to ensure you'll never spawn. Play all you want.

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You see, this is my thought exactly. Play compooter games and have a good job. The job is regular and gives me a decent wage which I can spend on hookers, or white lightning to lure those skanky chav birds into the back of my corsa.

The hookers and meaningless one night stands leaves my evenings free for compooter games or more skanks and hookers. It's win-win y'all.

I hate kids. Well, anything that doesn't have a National Insurance number really.


(Additionally; is it ya'll or y'all or ya'all? it's quite confusing.)

Submitted by YourNameHere at 2011-04-04 02:58:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

i thought this was going to be about widdle icawuss

Submitted by icarus1987 at 2011-04-03 20:42:17 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Bubba saw the title, figured it was about me, and pulled down his pants.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2011-04-03 19:26:16 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

I'm OK with you playing video games - helps to ensure you'll never spawn. Play all you want.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2011-04-03 18:12:25 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Well aren't you a funny one, Buddy Hackett.

Submitted by Wildman at 2011-04-03 15:12:52 EDT (#)
Rating: -2


Submitted by willartstorg at 2011-04-03 14:43:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Icky saw the title, figured it was about him, then went rampaging through the streets after dropping the neg deuce.

Submitted by icarus1987 at 2011-04-03 14:39:55 EDT (#)
Rating: -2


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