Due to the amazing quality of... oh wait.Submitted by asmasta808 at 2011-03-23 05:08:31 EDT
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proper subject title: EARLY FUCKYOU FRIDAY'S LIST OF THINGS TO FUCK AROUND ON FRIDAYS.
10. pillows, Bananas, and a jar of Vaseline.
9. fuck swaggletooth
8. pop a boll weevil into a makeup bag of some 40 year old pasty-faced hag.
7. swear to throw monopoly money at hobo , not just on DEC 5th.
6. tear a ligament fucking your daughter's track and field teammate , you fucking paedo.
5. pay 5 dollars for cowboy steak 'cause the chef sux, but protein is protein and i'm paying for that.
4. tell an ejiah wood fan to fuck off cause i hate hate hate his paedo face.
3. do a justtin bieber song in metal vocals. upload to tubes.
2. abusing codiene is ssssoooooooo much better for my lungs than smoking!!! fuck the man's taxes and prescriptions keeping us down.
1. post on uber instead of magically turning into a pony and saving the world.
0. master bait