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Submitted by asmasta808 at 2011-03-23 05:08:31 EDT
Rating: -1.69 on 11 ratings (11 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

proper subject title: EARLY FUCKYOU FRIDAY'S LIST OF THINGS TO FUCK AROUND ON FRIDAYS.

10. pillows, Bananas, and a jar of Vaseline.

9. fuck swaggletooth
8. pop a boll weevil into a makeup bag of some 40 year old pasty-faced hag.
7. swear to throw monopoly money at hobo , not just on DEC 5th.
6. tear a ligament fucking your daughter's track and field teammate , you fucking paedo.

5. pay 5 dollars for cowboy steak 'cause the chef sux, but protein is protein and i'm paying for that.

4. tell an ejiah wood fan to fuck off cause i hate hate hate his paedo face.
3. do a justtin bieber song in metal vocals. upload to tubes.

2. abusing codiene is ssssoooooooo much better for my lungs than smoking!!! fuck the man's taxes and prescriptions keeping us down.

1. post on uber instead of magically turning into a pony and saving the world.

0. master bait



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Submitted by asmasta808 at 2011-03-23 12:21:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

If I were God I'd have tied fertility capability to intelligence, instead of the way this Idiot did it, which is apparently the exact opposite. My way we get an intelligent scientifically far-advanced and deep-thinking population capable of self-regulating to not exceed 1B people on the planet for all the obvious social and environmental reasons that doing so makes sense. His way we get starvation, war, crime, and posts like this one.
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gorillas are the dumbest apes but they don't start wars like niggas do. dun hate on dumbassery.

Submitted by Yozz at 2011-03-23 09:38:17 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

And Yozz delivers the coup de grace.

Submitted by Poots at 2011-03-23 08:59:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

1. post on uber instead of magically turning into a pony and saving the world.


that did make me smile.

Submitted by Poots at 2011-03-23 08:58:50 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

shouldn't you be preforming the humpty dance for an all ages show or something?

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2011-03-23 08:50:46 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Foolproof at 2011-03-23 08:03:45 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

You're trying too hard.

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2011-03-23 08:02:57 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by SgtHartman at 2011-03-23 07:32:32 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

They are doin WONDERFUL things at mental hospitals these days...

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2011-03-23 06:10:09 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

If I were God I'd have tied fertility capability to intelligence, instead of the way this Idiot did it, which is apparently the exact opposite. My way we get an intelligent scientifically far-advanced and deep-thinking population capable of self-regulating to not exceed 1B people on the planet for all the obvious social and environmental reasons that doing so makes sense. His way we get starvation, war, crime, and posts like this one.

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-03-23 05:16:57 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Also, one per day.

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-03-23 05:16:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I'm not sure what the point of this is, but there are FAR better things which should be on your list. Drinking and smoking pot and eating acid features NOWHERE. Travesty.


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