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".........The next part of my plan would take a meticulously prepared foundation to actually work properly though, but my Epic Revenge Project (or as I childishly labeled it, "ERP") was coming together in my mind beautifully! If indeed her Facebook info wasn't a mistake in any way, I would get to enact perhaps the greatest bit of revenge that I had ever, or would ever be given the chance to put into motion! Yes, it's insanely retarded and pathetically lame, but that's where my mind goes when it's wounded. Bear with me for a bit longer.
ERP Phase 1: Get Lisa to agree to one more date. Preferably on Valentine's Day itself. I planned to call her up the following Monday and propose the date (which would have been two weeks in advance). She would surely argue against it, what with wanting to be with her real boyfriend on that big day, but I would fight for it with some heavy ammo of my own like, "I haven't had a date ON Valentine's Day itself in about 10 years, and what with me working 7 days a week for the past month, and you with all your stress, we owe it to ourselves. And plus, it'll be our 4-month anniversary. I insist. You deserve it. I really want to go out then." My backup was going to be the Friday or Saturday before V-Day...."