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Submitted by asmasta808 at 2011-03-08 11:26:29 EST
Rating: -1.47 on 18 ratings (18 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

i'm totally gay for rossman so imma gonna link him, fuck you gays.


".........The next part of my plan would take a meticulously prepared foundation to actually work properly though, but my Epic Revenge Project (or as I childishly labeled it, "ERP") was coming together in my mind beautifully! If indeed her Facebook info wasn't a mistake in any way, I would get to enact perhaps the greatest bit of revenge that I had ever, or would ever be given the chance to put into motion! Yes, it's insanely retarded and pathetically lame, but that's where my mind goes when it's wounded. Bear with me for a bit longer.

ERP Phase 1: Get Lisa to agree to one more date. Preferably on Valentine's Day itself. I planned to call her up the following Monday and propose the date (which would have been two weeks in advance). She would surely argue against it, what with wanting to be with her real boyfriend on that big day, but I would fight for it with some heavy ammo of my own like, "I haven't had a date ON Valentine's Day itself in about 10 years, and what with me working 7 days a week for the past month, and you with all your stress, we owe it to ourselves. And plus, it'll be our 4-month anniversary. I insist. You deserve it. I really want to go out then." My backup was going to be the Friday or Saturday before V-Day...."


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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2011-03-08 16:21:46 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by willartstorg at 2011-03-08 14:01:25 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2011-03-08 13:35:03 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Dunno whether the app works on an internet connection but it damn sure uses a non-replaceable and daily-recharge-requiring battery.

Submitted by pen_name at 2011-03-08 13:35:01 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2011-03-08 13:33:36 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I have houseguests that are actually avid avianists*. They sit on the lanai with binoculars and drink coffee or wine and watch birds and go back and forth over which bird is making the "descending whistle-chirp-chirp-chirweep" sound and if the one on the small feeder no not that one the brownish one is a titmouse or a finch.

Americans pronounce the middle phone in "girl" like the one in "bird" and Brits pronounce the middle phone in "girl" like the one in "gull". In the US a "gull" is a bird and in the UK a girl is a "bird". In the UK to get a girl to home with you is to "pull" which is not pronounced like "gull" or "girl" or "bird" but includes all three. It's all very confusing.

*See what I did there? Assonance right there.

Submitted by orphelia at 2011-03-08 13:13:42 EST (#)
Rating: 0

also i think when it goes to hell your iphone apps will work since they don't really on internet conection, do they?
when it goes to hell i plan to be either dead or insane.
either is fine.
as long as it's not before i get my hair done.

Submitted by orphelia at 2011-03-08 13:10:34 EST (#)
Rating: 0

indeed, the idea of an app that will teach you survival skills is hilarious but at the same time a damning reflection on the route our society is taking. i can actually imagine people, in the the midst of ww3 or such, consulting their iphones for advice. conference calling with loved ones. changing their status to 'annihilated' on facebook. and three people 'like this'.

i feel sorry for my kids actually, sometimes, in darker moments. they will never know the innocence i have known not really. i'm not getting an iphone. i'm not getting sucked into it. it's just something else to distratc you from life.

there are some baby birds in the trees behind my house i'm doing my nut trying to figure out what they are.
i miss habeeb.


Submitted by skrapmetal at 2011-03-08 13:03:17 EST (#)
Rating: 0

The iPhone app is the joke. Well that, and iDrones thinking that getting the app = knowing something. When it all goes to hell, YOUR iPHONE WON'T WORK YOU IDIOTS! Respek for the authors, no doubt.

Submitted by orphelia at 2011-03-08 12:58:25 EST (#)
Rating: 0

lol @ the app but... I got to say lofty is a fucking legend here. same with eddie stone.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2011-03-08 12:17:15 EST (#)
Rating: -2

I read a story once or maybe I made it up about how nice everyone might be to each other if they knew that every day one person, a different one each day, had legal immunity for killing one other person in public. You never knew if that old guy you were rude to was the guy and he'd just shoot you, so you'd be nice.

Also: http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/sas-survival-guide/id357811968?mt=8 <-- SAS Survival Guide iPhone App. *ahem* BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Submitted by FALLEN at 2011-03-08 12:08:12 EST (#)
Rating: 0

no but that would be one way to get ratings to count again and weed out trolls.

course if he gave me excutive banning/unbanning powers that would be less work for him.
I wouldnt abuse my office

Submitted by orphelia at 2011-03-08 12:05:08 EST (#)
Rating: 1

lol like bart is gonna change the rating system

Submitted by FALLEN at 2011-03-08 12:02:20 EST (#)
Rating: 0

It was abused because you could carpet bomb someone you didnt like and shut them out from posting.
(do NOT ask kaos-king to explain this, he is...spirited, yeah thats a good word, about this topic)

I think if you needed to get positive feedback on your own post before you could start rating others that might work.

or just make me Grand Arbiter of who is and is not a douche-bag.

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-03-08 11:49:13 EST (#)
Rating: -2

No, you're just totally gay.

Submitted by Foolproof at 2011-03-08 11:47:46 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2011-03-08 11:47:30 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2011-03-08 11:42:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

the old pH had a system that if you didnt have a rating high enough, you couldnt post.
hint-hint Bart hint-hint
How do you recover from that without just getting another in a string of alters?

Submitted by FALLEN at 2011-03-08 11:42:31 EST (#)
Rating: -2

the old pH had a system that if you didnt have a rating high enough, you couldnt post.
hint-hint Bart hint-hint

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2011-03-08 11:34:27 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Dammit, I'm no supervising technician. I'm a technical supervisor. It's
too late to teach this old dog new tricks.

-- Homer Simpson
Homer's Odyssey