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Submitted by asmasta808 at 2011-02-26 04:40:49 EST
Rating: -0.88 on 10 ratings (10 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Kelly Koko Klarence woke up one fine lovely whiter than white X’mas morning and checked his mail.

Sorting through the dog-slobbered envelopes, one of them caught his eye.

“From the mayor’s office”, he frowned.
“Jury duty??? Muthafukka on a schtik!!! Just when I was planning for my black metal swedish holiday!!!”

And then he pondered a while over his cornflakess mumbling , “Free food and possibly a 3-star hotel room ain’t so bad… Maybe.”


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Submitted by TheUniter at 2011-03-02 16:25:43 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-02-28 03:55:59 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by orphelia at 2011-02-27 03:33:53 EST (#)
Rating: 0

oh look it's d_r and his growth deficency, nice post d_r.

Submitted by asmasta808 at 2011-02-26 22:58:07 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2011-02-26 11:11:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Explanation please.


i wrote a few lines, read a bill murray interview, got totally confused, didn't feel like writing about him anymore.

Submitted by willartstorg at 2011-02-26 11:27:51 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Some Spade, Malcolm X, and Bill Murray.

Submitted by X54 at 2011-02-26 11:11:36 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Explanation please.

Submitted by YELLOW-MAN at 2011-02-26 10:32:04 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Coffee and Cigarettes

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2011-02-26 08:27:00 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2011-02-26 07:36:01 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by willartstorg at 2011-02-26 05:50:12 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Herb: All born in wedlock?

Homer: Yeah, though the boy was a close call.

Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?