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Submitted by asmasta808 at 2011-01-02 11:55:53 EST
Rating: -1.78 on 11 ratings (11 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

why the fuck not. those 3 other nutters(1 of them probably bartman in diguise) are doing it!
well. i got nut thin today. cept' i got paid for a BS job. i need another to break even with the bills just in case my almost useful semi literate father can't bring home the bacon. ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!! ole! whaever


(GIF totattttly unrelated. BEEFCAKE!!!!!!!!!!)


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Submitted by asmasta808 at 2011-01-04 09:37:51 EST (#)
Rating: 0

go cancer go! do you ever watych the fringe? face cancer is some kinda ugly.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2011-01-03 20:38:14 EST (#)
Rating: -2

I hate you more than cancer.

Submitted by Foolproof at 2011-01-03 10:23:45 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by asmasta808 at 2011-01-03 06:10:54 EST (#)
Rating: 0

go Bears woo
fuck your carebears. go watch real futbal like everyone else.

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2011-01-03 02:36:11 EST (#)
Rating: -2

The only thing that made any sense in this whole pile of rhinoceros shit was that GIF

Submitted by Habeeb Thomas PhD at 2011-01-03 01:49:13 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Thats the biggest fuckin jsp I have ever seen...

He needs to fight Lesnar

Don't tell people yer problems.

go Bears woo

Submitted by Wildman at 2011-01-02 17:16:35 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by apollo88 at 2011-01-02 15:07:12 EST (#)
Rating: -2

I'm sick of eating hoagies! I want a grinder, a sub, a foot-long
hero! I want to live, Marge! Won't you let me live? Won't you,

-- Homer Simpson
Fear of Flying

Submitted by willartstorg at 2011-01-02 13:42:33 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Poots at 2011-01-02 13:09:09 EST (#)
Rating: 0

did you know that the song Turning Japanese is not about masturbation according to songwriter David Fenton?

I mean, that doesn't stop me from continually using it as a euphemism for blasting the bologna but it's still kind of interesting. What the fuck does that guy know?

negative one because I'm at a loss for what you're words mean in most of this post. The gif was good, in a way I can't quite describe maybe it caught me by surprise, and made me think of turning japanese but I have a phobia of large orientals.

I changed my mind. I'll make it a zero.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2011-01-02 12:39:14 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Yeah. Wait a minute. It's the guy from TV. My kid's
hero...Cruddy...Crummy...Krusty the Clown!

-- Homer Simpson
Krusty Gets Busted