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Cry Me Tears, The Leather Jacket-ed Butt Pirate sez

Submitted by asmasta808 at 2010-12-28 14:09:35 EST
Rating: -1.4 on 5 ratings (5 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

stupid storytelling shitting ma brainz.
I DETEST when retardation propels a plot like a cattle prod.
Like when the lettle sister's gonna get raped by a fabulous fat man every TGI friday nite,
her bro's gettin' b- bruised evry beat,
and the orphanage oligarchy is getting away
with fucking children evryday,
then pawning them on ebay to the paedo trade.
All 'cause mama figure never shoulda laid an egg.

Christ...

and let's not forget the reason mario's in juvie 2 years. (Holy fuck)
He went to butt-fuck jail so that a female classmate of his wouldn't have to report that a teacher raped her. (ok, i can't get this sick fuck thing into a rhythm)

I... Wow. No, that's true; I can't make crap like that up. I'm just not that stupid. This... This show is so moronic it hurts.

ohmagawd, RAPE!
ohzmagawd, WAPE!!!
sick fuck sick sick
ohma... RAPE.
GAPE GRAPE RAPE... RAPE!!!!!!!!!

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Submitted by ridiculous at 2010-12-29 02:51:49 EST (#)
Rating: 1

'Grape' made me lol.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2010-12-28 19:47:27 EST (#)
Rating: -2


Submitted by Shlongy at 2010-12-28 19:28:16 EST (#)
Rating: -2

I really have no comment. I mean it. Nothing.

Submitted by Wildman at 2010-12-28 17:08:24 EST (#)
Rating: -2


Submitted by willartstorg at 2010-12-28 14:10:27 EST (#)
Rating: -2


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