billa bob boobooSubmitted by asmasta808 at 2010-12-10 02:56:14 EST
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Gawdon Bennet! Dear Baba,
Not only did we 'ave Peppermin' Patty joshua nkomo I've just 'ad me X ON da sunbrad pit in da lanai whilst charlie chalkin' abaaaht Uber site replenishin' aaahr fluids wiv bearstrips thawed just fer da occasion but we also discussed aaahr lustin' heart an' fire ter make a spi' roast ov you on aaahr cocks, give each uvver a migh'y double 'igh bee 'ive an' yell "Eiffel taaahr!" We loved da idea so rabi' 'utch what we made an effigy, wrote YaaahrNameHere on i' an' then donald ducked THAT actin' aaaht aaahr plan, I tried ter charlie chalk 'im aaaht ov i' but PsyPsyOfDaThames gave you a one 'undred an' thirty sanchez an' dropped a cleveland steamer on your chest. Kentucky fer you you liked it.
Havin' satisfied aaahr libidos we charlie chalked abaaaht michael owen on da in'ernet ter find people wiv lives (pret'y fantastic ones at that) an' popperoo ter brad pit on 'em ter make aaahrselves feel chubb, tough, an' less charlotte but i' was then what we realised what everyting I just described above are actually YOUR fantasies an' didn't actually 'appen except in your miniscule, thomas tit faced gimp mind while you tried testing in vain ter get an lethal injecshun ter spray all day wiv.
Yaaahr incessan' insistance ter be da super chubb Uber tuff chicken pie (no such ting by da way) is boring.
go fire an' smoke on your muvvers 'ermaphroditic cock. OK?