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Submitted by asmasta808 at 2010-12-10 02:56:14 EST
Rating: -2.0 on 12 ratings (12 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Gawdon Bennet! Dear Baba,

Not only did we 'ave Peppermin' Patty joshua nkomo I've just 'ad me X ON da sunbrad pit in da lanai whilst charlie chalkin' abaaaht Uber site replenishin' aaahr fluids wiv bearstrips thawed just fer da occasion but we also discussed aaahr lustin' heart an' fire ter make a spi' roast ov you on aaahr cocks, give each uvver a migh'y double 'igh bee 'ive an' yell "Eiffel taaahr!" We loved da idea so rabi' 'utch what we made an effigy, wrote YaaahrNameHere on i' an' then donald ducked THAT actin' aaaht aaahr plan, I tried ter charlie chalk 'im aaaht ov i' but PsyPsyOfDaThames gave you a one 'undred an' thirty sanchez an' dropped a cleveland steamer on your chest. Kentucky fer you you liked it.

Havin' satisfied aaahr libidos we charlie chalked abaaaht michael owen on da in'ernet ter find people wiv lives (pret'y fantastic ones at that) an' popperoo ter brad pit on 'em ter make aaahrselves feel chubb, tough, an' less charlotte but i' was then what we realised what everyting I just described above are actually YOUR fantasies an' didn't actually 'appen except in your miniscule, thomas tit faced gimp mind while you tried testing in vain ter get an lethal injecshun ter spray all day wiv.

Yaaahr incessan' insistance ter be da super chubb Uber tuff chicken pie (no such ting by da way) is boring.
go fire an' smoke on your muvvers 'ermaphroditic cock. OK?


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Submitted by Shlongy at 2010-12-10 22:40:17 EST (#)
Rating: -2


Submitted by willartstorg at 2010-12-10 21:23:34 EST (#)
Rating: -2


Submitted by Wildman at 2010-12-10 16:45:55 EST (#)
Rating: -2


You've got-to-go

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2010-12-10 12:33:51 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Taking stupid to the HNL, I see...

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2010-12-10 08:27:24 EST (#)
Rating: -2

What the hell is this shit?

Submitted by Poots at 2010-12-10 08:08:33 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by BranDo at 2010-12-10 06:03:41 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by asmasta808 at 2010-12-10 05:59:14 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes (user info) at 2010-12-10 05:12:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm am NOT from anywhere fucking near the thames. I'm not a southern cunt. -2 for youd distinct lack of any research into this appalling post.


i just find it funny that way. and you're a homopaedo too. it's gonna be in my next trult original fanfic.

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2010-12-10 05:12:56 EST (#)
Rating: -2

I'm am NOT from anywhere fucking near the thames. I'm not a southern cunt. -2 for youd distinct lack of any research into this appalling post.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2010-12-10 04:38:34 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Ah. I didn't recognize it at first. It seems that I mistakenly gave you credit for even attempting creativity when all you did was c/p into an even more retarded form of a leet translator and then c/p it again into the Submit box. Should have guessed, considering the poster.

Submitted by asmasta808 at 2010-12-10 04:12:15 EST (#)
Rating: 0

i didn't "write" that. i just cockney-ed it.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2010-12-10 03:51:16 EST (#)
Rating: -2

If you write something that shows a bit of talent, originality, or humor, I'll give it a good rating. Deal?

Hey, if you're going to get mad at me every time I do something
stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things!

-- Homer Simpson
Mr. Plow