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ten tiny true things or whatever

Submitted by Kracka at 2010-07-26 21:15:11 EDT
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1. My granddad was a bad ass. He had a hump on the back of his neck. I asked about it one day and he told me it was because when he was younger, 7-10 years old, he broke his neck and never got it checked out. He didn’t have any indications other than the hump that he had broke his neck.

2. Again my granddad being awesome. He was out sawing wood one day when the saw jumped and he sliced into his hand. Did he scream like a lil bitch like I am sure I would have? Nope he walks calmly into the house tells my grandmother to wrap it up and goes back out and starts sawing wood again.

3. My other granddad was a baker and pretty well known around town. He had a separate area from the house where he would do most of his baking for people when he wasn’t at work. My cousins and I would always hang out hoping to get tastes. He would give us orange juice and vodka drinks so we would leave him alone.

4. His wife, my grandmother, would give us snuff. We thought it was cool to ride our bikes and spit all the time.

5. This is kind of second hand but apparently the first time I was drunk was when I was three years old. My mom made a screwdriver and sat it on the table and went to do something. My dad came home and my mom came out from the back and accused my dad of drinking her drink. He said he just got home and knew nothing of a drink. The look for me and find me passed out in the living room.

6. I played the lead in the Nutcracker in my 6th grade play

7. I have never masturbated in the shower. It seems weird to me.

8. The first time I received a blowjob was in the 11th grade. The girls younger sister walked in on us and we told her we were having a tickle fight. Her sister was 13.

9. When I was about 6 or 7 I got hit in the eye with a tree branch. It put 3 scratches on my right eye. The doctor put some kind of stuff in it so it would glow in the dark so he could see the scratches. I asked him if he could leave it in because I thought it was cool that my eye was glowing in the dark.

10. I don’t really care about number 10 so here is a random pic from google


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Submitted by TigerLilly at 2010-08-02 17:25:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2010-07-29 09:41:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I always wank in the shower. Shampoo is your friend.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2010-07-27 13:23:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Masturbating in the shower sucks. The heat congeals all the spooge, hardening it on your leg, and the water makes you chafe.

Spread the news.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2010-07-27 12:22:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Procon at 2010-07-27 09:44:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Auto +2 Southern black man...the toughest men alive.

I know.

I'm from down that way too.

Submitted by loki at 2010-07-27 07:43:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I believe all of them.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2010-07-27 06:42:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

7. I have never masturbated in the shower. It seems weird to me.
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See that's funny because most people reading this list have never showered in the little tiled masturbating area of the bathroom.

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2010-07-27 04:45:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Thats 2 people i know in NC then

Submitted by Kracka at 2010-07-27 00:28:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Cakes (user info) at 2010-07-26 23:27:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

We seem to have had the same grandfather(s), both the baker and the woodcutter. This would make us... Southern?

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yes cakes i am from north carolina

Submitted by HateMudkips at 2010-07-27 00:14:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2010-07-26 19:01:11 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0

If you want ten tiny true things, I'll call my last few lays.

AWWWW SNAP

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hahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

pow straight to the moon


Submitted by firefly at 2010-07-27 00:13:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Cakes at 2010-07-26 23:27:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

We seem to have had the same grandfather(s), both the baker and the woodcutter. This would make us... Southern?

Do not bother yourself to look at my “posts” if you are that bored, they are not “real”.

Submitted by X54 at 2010-07-26 22:51:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

7. I have never masturbated in the shower. It seems weird to me.

It seems weird to me that you have never masturbated in the shower. I think you are in a distinct minority there.

Submitted by munkeypants at 2010-07-26 22:12:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Kracka at 2010-07-26 22:10:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

oh no you di'int

Submitted by netimportant at 2010-07-26 22:04:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I'm talking about small dicks.

Submitted by netimportant at 2010-07-26 22:01:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

If you want ten tiny true things, I'll call my last few lays.

AWWWW SNAP

Submitted by forensicgirl3 at 2010-07-26 21:28:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

6. I played the lead in the Nutcracker in my 6th grade play

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Didja wear tights?!?!?! Ooooo sookie sookie now! You know that I love it when you cross-dress.


Your gramps indeed kicks major ass.


That's fine for you, Marge. But I used to rock and roll all night and
party every day. Then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can
find half an hour a week in which to get funky. I've got to get out of
this rut and back into the groove!

-- Homer Simpson
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