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Whacking off with education

Submitted by Unabonger at 2010-04-22 14:10:12 EDT
Rating: 1.6 on 16 ratings (16 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

I couldn't write this shit...I get up early in the morning to piss and polish my bishop. I open up my computer and log on to a wealth of free cyber porn. 2.5 minute clip after 2.5 minute clip and I'm feeling frisky. Oh, what's that? Cheating whore wife gets fuckplowed by the gardener? Sure, I love cheating whore wives getting fuckplowed! So I click the link. My eyes are starting to adjust to the new window's buffering...there she is. Probably not anyone's wife...but she's taking a beating. I notice something to the right...scrolling chat. It's probably fake. Wait, what's this idiot saying? huh?? Oh my God, there goes my hard on.

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Submitted by Iago at 2011-05-13 11:57:17 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Tom at 2010-04-25 17:03:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

End the duck face.

Submitted by ridiculous at 2010-04-24 04:09:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by kitchens_closed at 2010-04-23 15:32:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master at 2010-04-23 11:43:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This post gave me instant diarrhea.

Congratulations and thank you's.

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2010-04-23 10:08:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

It's not that bad.

Submitted by Cakes at 2010-04-23 06:13:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

There is a place for this. This is that place.

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2010-04-22 22:54:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

+2 because ass-girl appears to be humping a toilet, which is just so hot.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2010-04-22 20:09:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by triangle_man at 2010-04-22 17:31:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

cuckold hubby cleans up after BBC

Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-04-22 15:02:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2010-04-22 14:19:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OMG Shattered Stars made it famous on The facebook of sex!


Submitted by Wildman at 2010-04-22 14:44:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Alex, I'll take randy for 200.

Submitted by Robotiger at 2010-04-22 14:40:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

cool story, bro

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2010-04-22 14:20:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Jerk hard and clean up up up!

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-04-22 14:19:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

OMG Shattered Stars made it famous on The facebook of sex!

Submitted by JonnyX at 2010-04-22 14:16:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

im sorry, I didn't read any of this because I could not tear my eyes of that mesmerizingly golden-tanned ass in that pic........................

Seriously, I would become dictator of a small African country and genocide my own people just to have that ass.

I'm guessing its +2worthy, so here ya go.

I couldn't very well chop your hand off and bring it to the store,
could I?

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