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Smokin Black 1969 Mustang

Submitted by RoadSong at 2010-03-10 14:19:56 EST
Rating: 1.67 on 62 ratings (62 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

She bought the Mustang for a song from the tow truck driver, it was classic and fast and beautiful. She loved the power and speed.

She did not like the smell of mens cologne and cig smoke that filled the interior when she drove home alone in the wee hours. She did a lot of night driving, she was young and single and loved good music and a party.

She owned the car for months before she told me she thought the previous owner was riding shotgun. The cologne and smoke were not unpleasant, but they were overwhelming when they filled the interior. It only happened once in a while, but when it did she would glance at the bucket seat next to her and expect to see someone sitting there.

I advised her to sell the vehicle. If you think your car is creepy, SELL THE DAMN THING! She replied that she had come to terms with the cologne. It was comforting to her that she had a man riding shotgun when she made the long drive up the mountain late at night. She drove the Stang for years and then got a brand new car and parked the classic Mustang in her barn and threw a tarp over it.

One day I had to put my Jeep in the shop. Parts for 1981 Jeeps are hard to find and the mechanic said it may take a few weeks to get the parts. Being on foot in this area is a huge problem. It is 40 miles to a shopping center from here. She handed me the keys to her Mustang and told me to "Drive it like you stole it!". She did mention that the car was fast and to be careful.

I declined her kind offer, telling her I would rather walk than drive a haunted car. This decision lasted for a couple of weeks. I went to her place and took the tarp off and fired that Mustang up. I figured if she could stand to drive that car for years, I could drive it until my Jeep was repaired.

Driving the Mustang was not difficult, but I noticed I really had to keep a close eye on the speedometer. The cruising speed the car liked was over 100 MPH. I was lucky the Highway Patrol did not ticket me. My theory is that if you are going over 100 in a haunted car, you are invisible.heh

I took some kids to the county fair and it was late as we rocketed homeward. The kidlets were asleep when we neared the curve and bridge over the lake. Without warning the smell of cologne filled the car and it took off like we had been standing still. I hit the brakes and got no response. I took my foot off the gas pedal and the Mustang went faster still. I knew we would never make the curve and glanced at the kids. Maybe I could get them out of the seat belts under water. I sure as hell was going to try.

I was gripping the wheel and trying to put it in neutral, I was trying to turn the ignition off with the key. Nothing happened except the car increased to warp speed. Here is the curve and the lake! I yelled "OH JESUS!". It was a shout out like when you hit your thumb with a hammer, not a prayer.
The mustang slowed down to about 90 and I thought there was a slight chance I could steer the curve. The Mustang slowed to 60 and I knew we had a chance. When we hit the curve at a sedate 55 miles per hour, I knew we would make it even tho there have been many wrecks on this curve and the speed limit is 45 MPH.

I handed her the keys the next day and told her what happened the night before.

The 1969 Black Mustang is currently on craigslist if anyone is looking for a hot car that comes equipped with a ghost who rides shotgun in the dark...




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Submitted by RoadSong at 2010-04-24 11:46:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2010-04-22 02:01:38 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Redux of my below/old review, because this is a fuckin good post. (It has a story behind the photos, and a damn good one at that, one I’ll always remember.) Peace Roadie
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There are parts of this story that I haven't had time to write yet. I understand {from your comments on some of my other posts}, that you like more words with the photos. I do my best, but sometimes life gets in the way...

Thanks for visiting the Smokin Mustang again.

Peace VelvetElvis

Submitted by VelvetElvis at 2010-04-22 05:01:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Redux of my below/old review, because this is a fuckin good post. (It has a story behind the photos, and a damn good one at that, one I’ll always remember.) Peace Roadie

Submitted by YourNameHere at 2010-03-14 01:48:18 EST (#)
Rating: 2

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Submitted by Fucking foul at 2010-03-12 12:10:04 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I am a whore for a late-60's muscle car. Specifically a 1969 Camaro. Purrrr.

Submitted by bromide at 2010-03-12 07:38:53 EST (#)
Rating: 2

That is one badass fucker of a car, and for around £1700 too.
Will she part ex for a RHD '89 BMW 318i that overheats in sub-zero conditions?
She'd also need to arrange shipping to the UK.

Submitted by VelvetElvis at 2010-03-11 22:36:45 EST (#)
Rating: 1

If that car had a Shelby GT350 or GT500 engine it’d be worth 4 times what they’re asking. There was nothing like them.

Submitted by Wildman at 2010-03-11 20:55:43 EST (#)
Rating: 0

That piece of shit has bondo-butter all over the place.

Submitted by JonnyX at 2010-03-11 14:52:54 EST (#)
Rating: 2

auto +2 for the POST TITLE ALONE.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2010-03-11 14:26:50 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I had a '68 Fairlane in high school. Black, huge V8, fast as hell, but handled like an aircraft carrier.

It's still sitting in the weeds somewhere at my dad's place.

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2010-03-11 11:56:56 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I like how you put weird labels on everything

Submitted by X54 at 2010-03-11 11:53:39 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Aha! I think you may have hit on the root cause of all those Toyotas suddenly accelerating: atom bomb victims riding shotgun.

Submitted by spuj at 2010-03-11 09:49:10 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by ridiculous (user info) at 2010-03-11 14:32:47 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

Pluss I have a secret weapon I call an Uncle that lives less than 50 miles from where this car is located. I am seriously considering calling him and asking him to snatch it for me before it is gone. I would be very doubtful that a car like that will be on Craigslist for very long at all.

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If u can afford the car and restoration i sure would. Beautiful piece of machinery.

Submitted by ridiculous at 2010-03-11 09:32:47 EST (#)
Rating: 2

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Submitted by spuj (user info) at 2010-03-11 06:47:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by ridiculous (user info) at 2010-03-11 11:20:52 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by spuj (user info) at 2010-03-11 06:11:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fucking beautiful car.

If i had some money and lived in the states i would happily buy this as a project.

God i hate the UK sometimes.

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Hands Off! I saw it first! God help me, if I have to go over there and lick the door handle I'll do it! hehe:)

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So its a race between you in some shit ridden country (Africa-ish??) and me in some shit ridden country (England).

You will win due to the fact that i will never get a Greencard.

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Pluss I have a secret weapon I call an Uncle that lives less than 50 miles from where this car is located. I am seriously considering calling him and asking him to snatch it for me before it is gone. I would be very doubtful that a car like that will be on Craigslist for very long at all.

Submitted by TuTs at 2010-03-11 08:24:20 EST (#)
Rating: 2

My man would cream himself over that car, he's done quite a bit of restoration work and could have that looking all shiny and new, without looking too new, if you know what I mean.

Submitted by Cakes at 2010-03-11 07:40:26 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Ok story, but I dont believe it, not for a minute. Written in third person as fic, including photos, I'd give a 2.

Submitted by spuj at 2010-03-11 06:47:43 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by ridiculous (user info) at 2010-03-11 11:20:52 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by spuj (user info) at 2010-03-11 06:11:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fucking beautiful car.

If i had some money and lived in the states i would happily buy this as a project.

God i hate the UK sometimes.

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Hands Off! I saw it first! God help me, if I have to go over there and lick the door handle I'll do it! hehe:)

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So its a race between you in some shit ridden country (Africa-ish??) and me in some shit ridden country (England).

You will win due to the fact that i will never get a Greencard.

Submitted by DrogoRoch at 2010-03-11 06:43:09 EST (#)
Rating: 2

God I love those cars. I am not a petrol head but there really is something about the Mustang that makes me slightly excited

Submitted by ridiculous at 2010-03-11 06:20:52 EST (#)
Rating: 2

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Submitted by spuj (user info) at 2010-03-11 06:11:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fucking beautiful car.

If i had some money and lived in the states i would happily buy this as a project.

God i hate the UK sometimes.

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Hands Off! I saw it first! God help me, if I have to go over there and lick the door handle I'll do it! hehe:)

Submitted by spuj at 2010-03-11 06:11:10 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Fucking beautiful car.

If i had some money and lived in the states i would happily buy this as a project.

God i hate the UK sometimes.

Submitted by Wisher at 2010-03-11 02:13:51 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by ridiculous (user info) at 2010-03-11 01:44:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Wisher,
Not so much that I want a haunted car as my life situation, a 69 mustang that I can attempt to restore and use from point a to point b for 2200. Also I can see from the photos that while it does need some TLC it is not in terminal condition, i.e. paint flaking but no visible rust, its been stored out of the elements and covered so the interior is likely in good condition. Yes, Cali White (I am assuming you mean our white sage) is very good, or so they say, myself I am unconvinced if ghosts exist or not and so have no experience with the sage other than burning it for aroma reasons.
Reverting to the former point of life situation I can smell the winds of change around here and it may be time for me to come home soon. If that is the case then I will need wheels states side and I love pet car projects. Personally I do kind of hope the car is haunted but it won't be a deal breaker for me either way.


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It’s not so hard to understand how you don’t believe in ghosts. But all of us, we aren’t physical beings who occasionally have spiritual experiences; we’re all spiritual beings having a physical experience. It’s kinda ridiculous to think otherwise, but after a lifetime of conditioning in the physical realm, most tend to only think and believe in physical terms only, which is natural.

Will talk more about my experiences with spirits on your next post~~ and in email we promised, sorry so long in coming.

Glad you found the car, good luck restoring. I have an old Z28, a ’79, that looks way worse than that car~~~ I live on the Gulf and the salt air and sand, well everybody’s car here, other than new ones, looks like they’ve just come back from Iraq and didn’t miss a few IEDs and sandstorms.

Submitted by ridiculous at 2010-03-11 02:05:25 EST (#)
Rating: 2

OK, sent an e-mail. Offered a retention fee since I can't exactly go have a look at it until May. Tell your friend to wait for me!! :)

Submitted by ridiculous at 2010-03-11 01:45:37 EST (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by ridiculous at 2010-03-11 01:44:30 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Wisher,
Not so much that I want a haunted car as my life situation, a 69 mustang that I can attempt to restore and use from point a to point b for 2200. Also I can see from the photos that while it does need some TLC it is not in terminal condition, i.e. paint flaking but no visable rust, its been stored out of the elements and covered so the interior is likely in good condition. Yes, Cali White (I am assuming you mean our white sage) is very good, or so they say, myself I am unconvinced if ghosts exist or not and so have no experience with the sage other than burning it for aroma reasons.
Reverting to the former point of life situation I can smell the winds of change around here and it may be time for me to come home soon. If that is the case then I will need wheels states side and I love pet car projects. Personally I do kind of hope the car is haunted but it won't be a deal breaker for me either way.

Submitted by Wisher at 2010-03-11 01:37:21 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by ridiculous (user info) at 2010-03-11 01:10:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Searching craigslist for cool haunted mustang. can't find :*( Link plz?

*¨¨*:• ஜॐ*¨¨*


Ridiculous, if it’s a haunted car you want, as much as a coolio ride, you should keep in mind that the ghost might be territorial, and connected to the area/barn moreso than the car itself.

You could get the Mustang and never smell cigars et cetra, since he, the ghost, might stay behind when the car is moved. Ghost are unpredictable, just like the peep they were.


~~~RoadSong, we spoke of Cali White, maybe you should burn some in the barn and car, and talk to him, explaining his situation, as he could be very very confused, and that could help him move on to the next plane.

Submitted by ridiculous at 2010-03-11 01:10:39 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Searching craigslist for cool haunted mustang. can't find :*( Link plz?

Submitted by ridiculous at 2010-03-11 00:59:36 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I am seriously interested in this car. First may I say that your story, while considerably scarier, reminded me of an old song called 'riding with private malone' I dont remember who wrote it but it always left me a bit choked up. It does so happen that I may be looking for a reliable vehicle for a moderate price in the near future. Shoot me an email to let me know what she is asking (and any other available pics too plz) ridiculousnickname.at.yahoo.com

Submitted by sandmantate at 2010-03-10 21:45:25 EST (#)
Rating: 2

That car is a piece of shit, but it would be sweet if it were restored. Just saying.

Submitted by joedaddy at 2010-03-10 20:35:12 EST (#)
Rating: 2

you're right scrap, i could claim a typo but after going out to the garage and finding one of the emblems (among the packard, model t. hd, jag, singer etc. etc. parts i, well, getting old really sucks sometimes

and, i do still have the ticket i got in it (dec 68) for going 127 while passing on the center divider

there's no signiture in the appropriate box

Submitted by Wisher at 2010-03-10 20:26:41 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I’d like to see this Mustang take on Christine in a muscle car street race death duel.

~~~Will stick w/ my old bitchin’ Camero.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2010-03-10 19:16:58 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2010-03-10 16:07:37 PST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2010-03-10 18:44:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2010-03-10 15:24:46 PST (#)
Ranking: 0


Knock it off you stupid cunt
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YourNameHere / Indoninja is randomly bombing my old posts.

No offense intended to you, RS.
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Well shit.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum at 2010-03-10 19:07:37 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2010-03-10 18:44:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2010-03-10 15:24:46 PST (#)
Ranking: 0


Knock it off you stupid cunt
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YourNameHere / Indoninja is randomly bombing my old posts.

No offense intended to you, RS.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2010-03-10 18:44:32 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2010-03-10 15:24:46 PST (#)
Ranking: 0


Knock it off you stupid cunt
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Submitted by RoadSong at 2010-03-10 18:41:41 EST (#)
Rating: 0

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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2010-03-10 14:26:55 PST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2010-03-10 17:18:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Well dang skrapmetal! I have never heard of anyone who has owned so many Mustangs! They DO rock.
Um, any of them prone to driving themselves late at night?

heh Sorry man, I could not help askin. I know you are a scoffer supremo.
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No, they all did (or do; I still have the '95) what they were supposed to and nothing they're not supposed to do. No surprises there, actually. Fun fact: the other day I was checking out the '66 Nova that I inherited from My-Friend-John. I momentarily thought of you and your stories, and decided that you'd probably say he was sitting right there in the car. Would that it were possible.
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Fun fact: There are cig butts in the ashtray of my Jeep. I don't smoke, the butts were put there by my best friend "Ronya" who died years ago. No, she was not dead when she left them there. heh I just never had the heart to throw them out...ohmygod there will never be another like her.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M--cZ5zqt2s&feature=related

Submitted by Jack_McCallum at 2010-03-10 18:24:46 EST (#)
Rating: 0


Knock it off you stupid cunt
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Submitted by YourNameHere at 2010-03-10 17:58:07 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2010-03-10 17:26:55 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2010-03-10 17:18:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Well dang skrapmetal! I have never heard of anyone who has owned so many Mustangs! They DO rock.
Um, any of them prone to driving themselves late at night?

heh Sorry man, I could not help askin. I know you are a scoffer supremo.
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No, they all did (or do; I still have the '95) what they were supposed to and nothing they're not supposed to do. No surprises there, actually. Fun fact: the other day I was checking out the '66 Nova that I inherited from My-Friend-John. I momentarily thought of you and your stories, and decided that you'd probably say he was sitting right there in the car. Would that it were possible.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2010-03-10 17:18:45 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2010-03-10 14:07:37 PST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2010-03-10 13:38:22 PST (#)
Ranking: 2

bought a 69 in 68, when they first came out, for 2K cash (tax+lic inc) in SF.
it was all dirty, missing hubcaps etc because they were using it as a come-on add to get people to come to the dealership
it also had a white interior (ugly ugly mofo) but it was black AND, had a 409
130+? no problem 0-60 in less than 5 seconds? no problem tickets? no problem, always carried my secret decoder ring with me
i loved how you could take the center of the stering-wheel off and hide "shit" in the hole provided
i took the emblems off the sides of the front fenders and replaced them with 289's

i never ever should have sold that bad boy....

~~~

Oh man, I look back on things I have sold and wanted to kick my own ass!

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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2010-03-10 13:37:20 PST (#)
Ranking: 2

my ex had a 66 mustang which didn't have the exhaust fully connected. sounded like 10 harleys going down the road. also she hated second gear.
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You betcha baby!

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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2010-03-10 13:33:49 PST (#)
Ranking: 1

My first car was a '72 Mustang. Over the years I've had a 64.5, 65, two 66s, 68, 72, 79 (shut it) and 95. Good cars, all of 'em.
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Well dang skrapmetal! I have never heard of anyone who has owned so many Mustangs! They DO rock.
Um, any of them prone to driving themselves late at night?

heh Sorry man, I could not help askin. I know you are a scoffer supremo.

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triangleman said:

"I bought it from airforce guy in AZ, he bought it in Engerland. I have no idea how many they made but it was a real curiosity. And a bitch to shift...:)"


Submitted by skrapmetal at 2010-03-10 17:17:14 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2010-03-10 16:38:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

bought a 69 in 68, when they first came out, for 2K cash (tax+lic inc) in SF.
it was all dirty, missing hubcaps etc because they were using it as a come-on add to get people to come to the dealership
it also had a white interior (ugly ugly mofo) but it was black AND, had a 409
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Who put a Chevy engine in your Mustang? 390 probably? 426 maybe? 409 not so much.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2010-03-10 17:07:37 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2010-03-10 13:38:22 PST (#)
Ranking: 2

bought a 69 in 68, when they first came out, for 2K cash (tax+lic inc) in SF.
it was all dirty, missing hubcaps etc because they were using it as a come-on add to get people to come to the dealership
it also had a white interior (ugly ugly mofo) but it was black AND, had a 409
130+? no problem 0-60 in less than 5 seconds? no problem tickets? no problem, always carried my secret decoder ring with me
i loved how you could take the center of the stering-wheel off and hide "shit" in the hole provided
i took the emblems off the sides of the front fenders and replaced them with 289's

i never ever should have sold that bad boy....

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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2010-03-10 13:37:20 PST (#)
Ranking: 2

my ex had a 66 mustang which didn't have the exhaust fully connected. sounded like 10 harleys going down the road. also she hated second gear.

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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2010-03-10 13:33:49 PST (#)
Ranking: 1

My first car was a '72 Mustang. Over the years I've had a 64.5, 65, two 66s, 68, 72, 79 (shut it) and 95. Good cars, all of 'em.

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Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2010-03-10 13:23:22 PST (#)
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Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2010-03-10 12:18:14 PST (#)
Ranking: 2

I had a 65 with right side drive....it was a cob but people would sure stare
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A 65 with a right side drive? Where do they have these?

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I bought it from airforce guy in AZ, he bought it in Engerland. I have no idea how many they made but it was a real curiosity. And a bitch to shift...:)

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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2010-03-10 12:55:42 PST (#)
Ranking: 2

Naw, you just make fun of their mothers until they materialize, then you jump in slow motion up on to their leg and climb their body with a pair of swords, which you then shove down their throat. I saw it in a video game.

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I posted a link below where I ran into what must have been a demon.
I say again...The thing SCARED me!

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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2010-03-10 12:30:36 PST (#)
Ranking: 2

Maybe it's a demon. They're pussies who are easy to wipe out.
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Ghosties creep me out, demons scare me. I have a demon story on this site somewhere...maybe.


Submitted by RoadSong at 2010-03-10 16:57:38 EST (#)
Rating: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/121399

The middle frame taken under this plantation house has what must be a demon. The eyes are seen better in the photos before I smashed them together making a collage. Whatever is under there in the corner has a sexy voice of gravel and kept calling and luring me to come closer. The eyes are farther apart than a humans. I responded to the voice and the damn thing started grinning. All I could see was eyes and fangs when my camera flashed.

I don't know why I go under places like this, with no light except for the flash of my slow ass camera. I kept crawling and wiggling farther under this house trying to see the face of that which called me. When I got in too far, I got scared and back pedaled FAST!

Thing is, I don't think it wanted to hurt me.I think it wanted me to dance with it in the dark. wtf
{I HOPE all it wanted to do was dance-heh}

Submitted by joedaddy at 2010-03-10 16:38:22 EST (#)
Rating: 2

bought a 69 in 68, when they first came out, for 2K cash (tax+lic inc) in SF.
it was all dirty, missing hubcaps etc because they were using it as a come-on add to get people to come to the dealership
it also had a white interior (ugly ugly mofo) but it was black AND, had a 409
130+? no problem 0-60 in less than 5 seconds? no problem tickets? no problem, always carried my secret decoder ring with me
i loved how you could take the center of the stering-wheel off and hide "shit" in the hole provided
i took the emblems off the sides of the front fenders and replaced them with 289's

i never ever should have sold that bad boy....

Submitted by inion_de_trua at 2010-03-10 16:37:20 EST (#)
Rating: 2

my ex had a 66 mustang which didn't have the exhaust fully connected. sounded like 10 harleys going down the road. also she hated second gear.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2010-03-10 16:33:49 EST (#)
Rating: 1

My first car was a '72 Mustang. Over the years I've had a 64.5, 65, two 66s, 68, 72, 79 (shut it) and 95. Good cars, all of 'em.

Submitted by triangle_man at 2010-03-10 16:23:22 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Ranking: 0

Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2010-03-10 12:18:14 PST (#)
Ranking: 2

I had a 65 with right side drive....it was a cob but people would sure stare
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A 65 with a right side drive? Where do they have these?

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I bought it from airforce guy in AZ, he bought it in Engerland. I have no idea how many they made but it was a real curiosity. And a bitch to shift...:)

Submitted by icarus1987 at 2010-03-10 15:55:42 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Naw, you just make fun of their mothers until they materialize, then you jump in slow motion up on to their leg and climb their body with a pair of swords, which you then shove down their throat. I saw it in a video game.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2010-03-10 15:49:40 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by trifonga (user info) at 2010-03-10 12:36:30 PST (#)
Ranking: 2

very nice, no vomitey playskool camera phone pics.
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heh, you crossed my mind as I was posting these pix.

Does playschool REALLY have a camera phone?

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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2010-03-10 12:30:36 PST (#)
Ranking: 2

Maybe it's a demon. They're pussies who are easy to wipe out.
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Ghosties creep me out, demons scare me. I have a demon story on this site somewhere...maybe.

Submitted by trifonga at 2010-03-10 15:36:30 EST (#)
Rating: 2

very nice, no vomitey playskool camera phone pics.

Submitted by icarus1987 at 2010-03-10 15:30:36 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Maybe it's a demon. They're pussies who are easy to wipe out.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2010-03-10 15:28:24 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2010-03-10 12:18:14 PST (#)
Ranking: 2

I had a 65 with right side drive....it was a cob but people would sure stare
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A 65 with a right side drive? Where do they have these?

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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2010-03-10 12:17:02 PST (#)
Ranking: 2

only one solution, car seance.
get a few Cali uberes over to hlep and post it up
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eh, she just wants to sell it. Car seance-heh

Submitted by triangle_man at 2010-03-10 15:18:14 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I had a 65 with right side drive....it was a cob but people would sure stare

Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-03-10 15:17:02 EST (#)
Rating: 2

only one solution, car seance.
get a few Cali uberes over to hlep and post it up

Submitted by RoadSong at 2010-03-10 14:57:47 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by GroundHorse (user info) at 2010-03-10 11:54:30 PST (#)
Ranking: 2

Bootom left: The a dropped of, Making that a Must nG . No good.Bad karma.
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I never noticed this till you told me! hm

Always wondred about the previous owner. There was no info given about the history of the vehicle when she bought it.

Submitted by GroundHorse at 2010-03-10 14:54:30 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Bootom left: The a dropped of, Making that a Must nG . No good.Bad karma.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2010-03-10 14:50:49 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2010-03-10 11:31:04 PST (#)
Ranking: 2

I throw boomerangs in the general direction of a haunted wind hollow, with raspy voices and harlot tones a voice the piano coudln't even string beckons almost everyone but the soulonely.

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Have you taken to drink again?

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Submitted by GroundHorse (user info) at 2010-03-10 11:30:35 PST (#)
Ranking: 2

Please return that piece of art to the barn, and put it in vacuumized plastic for 25 years.
I estimate it will be worth a fortune by then.

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I think it is worth half a fortune now, she is asking only a couple of thousand.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2010-03-10 14:42:21 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2010-03-10 11:28:14 PST (#)
Ranking: 1

I like Mustangs.

I don't think Jack is gay, but his comment below sure was.

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I like Mustangs, just not this one. She has this one listed at $2200.00 on craigslist.


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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2010-03-10 11:27:36 PST (#)
Ranking: 2

so are you like a ghost magnet or something?

I have a '65 convertible

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Wow! A 65 convertable. Sweet.


I DO wonder why my life is a series of strange.

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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2010-03-10 11:25:08 PST (#)
Ranking: 2


That's not a REAL car. Real cars are smooth and rounded like throat lonzenges.

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Ya know, most new cars look like toy cars made by cookie cutters to me. Give me FINS and features that let me know what I am looking at. Give me vehicles made of METAL not fiberglass and plastic. Not to be rude, but what you describe as a REAL car is what I look upon with disdain.

Different strokes for different folks.



Submitted by skrapmetal at 2010-03-10 14:36:33 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Ah. I read it literally instead of tongue-in-cheek. Nevermind.

Here, I made this for you to use. http://www.ratpackcycles.com/fuckyourtruth.gif

Submitted by Jack_McCallum at 2010-03-10 14:32:55 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2010-03-10 14:28:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I like Mustangs.

I don't think Jack is gay, but his comment below sure was.

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What? It was a complaint about how all cars today look the same and have no character.

Whatever happened to fins and big scary grilles and hood ornaments? Fuck worrying about aerodynamics and gas mileage. Resist the wind, I say!

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2010-03-10 14:31:04 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I throw boomerangs in the general direction of a haunted wind hollow, with raspy voices and harlot tones a voice the piano coudln't even string beckons almost everyone but the soulonely.

Submitted by GroundHorse at 2010-03-10 14:30:35 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Please return that piece of art to the barn, and put it in vacuumized plastic for 25 years.
I estimate it will be worth a fortune by then.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2010-03-10 14:28:14 EST (#)
Rating: 1

I like Mustangs.

I don't think Jack is gay, but his comment below sure was.


Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-03-10 14:27:36 EST (#)
Rating: 2

so are you like a ghost magnet or something?

I have a '65 convertible

Submitted by Jack_McCallum at 2010-03-10 14:25:08 EST (#)
Rating: 2


That's not a REAL car. Real cars are smooth and rounded like throat lonzenges.


There's an empty spot I've always had inside me. I tried to fill it with
family, religion, community service. But those were all dead ends. I
think this chair is the answer.

-- Homer Simpson
Brother Can You Spare Two Dimes?