My Prediction for 2010 (involes Glenn Beck)Submitted by Murphy1844 at 2010-01-01 02:22:28 EST
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Here's my prediction for the year 2010 and I think it's a doozey.
It'll happen on July 22nd between the hours of 4:00 PM and 6:00 PM PST (US).
One of his graduated interns will unsheathe a one-meter blade from her sheathe. This blade will be made of a twelve-fold layered steel that was smashed and reheated and sharpened using, first harder stone, then something soft like horse-leather. The last part, about the horse-leather, came vaguely in my prediction, so I'm not so sure about it.
She will quickly and with much provocation slice Glenn Beck's mother-fucking head off in the middle of one of his broadcasts on Fox news. The blood will be warm, and it will spray on everyone, including the camera-man and the lens of his camera.
Afterward, a team of heavily muscled and tanned and oiled-up men who were made erect penis-wise from seeing this, will systematically insert their penises down the severed throat of Mr. Beck until they climax, which won't take very long at all for each of them.
While they do this, they'll take Mr. Beck's bloody, severed head by the hair and hold it up for the several cameras set up for them. As they shoot their white down his dead bloody throat, holding up his head, they will smile for the camera and lots of white flashes will occur, the flashes of cameras recording this to quickly be assimilated to all of the world wide web for everyone to see.
Mr. Becks corpse will be mostly warm as all these men do this, and there will be exactly 856 pictures taken and around one hour of pure video.
And Mr. Beck will no longer poison himself (very important) or the rest of America or the World.
Happy New Year,