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My First Gay Experience

Submitted by Murphy1844 at 2009-12-18 17:06:23 EST
Rating: 0.71 on 49 ratings (49 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

It's my day off today, and I was thinking about something to write about. I don't want attention, or to create controversy, so, as I was watching a few unrelated-to-the-post debates on youtube.com, I came up with a title in my head to write about. I hope you'll find this interesting and worth reading, because I found it interesting and worth sharing.

Tough to pin down exactly what my first experience was... was it the first thought of kissing another boy on the lips? The thought of exchanging hand-jobs, the thought of putting another boy's penis in my mouth, or (much later) the thought of ramming my junk in a boy's butt? I'm not so sure... so I'll leave the subjective definition up to you, my largely straight crowd, to understand. Ask yourself this: Was your first "straight" experience the moment you plunged your wee-wee in a woman's vagina? I would guess not, but don't let me influence you.

I've had many crushes in the past, all on boys. I am 29 now, so using this word makes me seem a pervert, and so now I call my crushes men. Back then though, as a boy, I had crushes on boys. The first was named Travis. I was in the fourth grade.

I get this a lot. In bars, in current time, from the people in this community I haven't quite escaped from:

I say, "oh no, I'm not interested... I don't date women." This puzzles a lot of people here. I think it's funny at times, and at times I think about creative things to do with six feet of rope.

The puzzled person is puzzled for a bit, then comes to that wonderful realization. Oh my goodness, the man I'm sitting next to is possibly, and probably, oh my goodness, GAY!

From my point of view, which is largely dismissed in this super-self-centered place I live (and in many parts of America), is "oh god." I say this because I'm aware, from experience, the question or questions that follow next.

"How do you KNOW?"

I won't waste time explaining this. My standard answer is how do you know you're straight?

Although we make many decisions in this passing of time, I'm sure we can at least sort of agree that who you wanna fuck is who you wanna fuck. Sex and lust and passion comes first, then comes a healthy monogamous relationship that lasts, at most, a couple years. When kids are involved, hopefully much longer, for life I think. When kids aren't involved, this passion sets over the ocean and sinks and dies, and a new sun is in order.

I define sex between two gay males as either anal penetration or oral pleasure.

Many people assume that all gay dudes like it in the ass, and this is untrue. Personally, I don't. And personally, I know a ton-shit of straight dudes who positively LOVE ass pleasure but have zero interest in other guys. Would you like to know the answer to this anomaly, my friends? It's called the prostate gland. And it's it's called, in scientific terms, NATURAL VARIETY! We are all different, get fucking used to it.

When I lost my virginity it was to a blow-job, and the best blow-job I can (or probably will) ever have.

Here's the trick to giving the best blow-job ever: I learned this from him, and I've practiced and perfected since. You curl your lips over your teeth and sort of bite down. If you take it deep, there is a bit of mucus the coughs up, which adds some lube to the situation. Next, if you wrap your fingers around the bottom of your lips, and slide up and down, and go very consistently, you create pressure (which is usually missing from a blow-job). That's it! Keep going, have confidence, sincerely love what you are doing, and your partner will absolutely tremble with pleasure.

And that is what I did.

About a year in to our relationship, after we were comfortable talking to each-other about anything and everything, he said to me. "Do you remember your first BJ?" I said, yes.

"You were shaking at the end", he said. I didn't remember actually.

After I came in to his mouth, and after he chocked for a second before swallowing everything, he wiped his mouth and lit two cigarettes. One was for me.

Murphy


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Submitted by Murphy1844 at 2010-01-01 02:26:55 EST (#)
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The hand-jobs at that point did seem formal. We had no idea what we were doing, being so young and all.

Thanks for the reviews everyone. Hope y'all have a super-duper new year.

Murphy

Submitted by willartstorg at 2009-12-23 20:18:37 EST (#)
Rating: -2



Submitted by retrospect at 2009-12-23 19:54:15 EST (#)
Rating: 0

i am SO hard right now.

Submitted by c1ndy at 2009-12-23 06:41:41 EST (#)
Rating: 2

+2 gayness

Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 at 2009-12-23 05:56:32 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Uh, so if you suck my cock, you're ghey and I'm not, but if i suck your's that makes me ghey right?

Submitted by Judgement at 2009-12-23 05:17:50 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by BranDo at 2009-12-22 09:52:14 EST (#)
Rating: 2

badabing!

Submitted by FALLEN at 2009-12-21 14:11:59 EST (#)
Rating: 0

"exchanging hand jobs" sounds very formal like there would be rules or something to follow.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2009-12-21 14:02:12 EST (#)
Rating: 2


Like, SO gay.

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2009-12-21 13:38:57 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Why is it so gay in here?

Submitted by icarus1987 at 2009-12-21 08:58:51 EST (#)
Rating: 1

You are both gay AND homosexual. Congratulations.

Submitted by Poots at 2009-12-21 08:27:43 EST (#)
Rating: 0

well...eh your good and gay alright. Ummm...good job buddy.



I do have a bit of a question.

Which ninja turtle do you think is the hottest?

Submitted by Martianmarvin at 2009-12-21 08:01:57 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Gay Pride!
Id vote for gay marriage

Submitted by SgtHartman at 2009-12-21 07:57:29 EST (#)
Rating: 2

filthy pervert who loves the cock below

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2009-12-21 05:53:49 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Haha, this made me hard.

Submitted by spuj at 2009-12-21 05:24:09 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Who am I to judge?

Submitted by Tokerson at 2009-12-21 03:48:34 EST (#)
Rating: 2

That's so sweet.

Submitted by Cakes at 2009-12-21 02:04:17 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude at 2009-12-21 01:21:21 EST (#)
Rating: 2

erk

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude at 2009-12-21 01:21:13 EST (#)
Rating: 0

+2 first manfre comes back and now murphy. paging momanlad, yidele and tuesdaydelay

Submitted by Murphy1844 at 2009-12-20 12:41:15 EST (#)
Rating: 0

The first question being how do you know you're gay?

For starters, the thought of Robert Petterson's cock anywhere near me makes me hard. It really is that simple, and, IMO, after the sex part everything else (the boring stuff) naturally follows.

Submitted by Professional_Peon at 2009-12-20 02:53:42 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Your a fucking pervert!






























Call me

Submitted by scourge at 2009-12-20 00:32:44 EST (#)
Rating: 2

i mean, umm...

ewwwwwwwwwwww, you're a big gay homo.

Submitted by scourge at 2009-12-20 00:28:07 EST (#)
Rating: 2

i guess what i'm trying to say is, if you suck my dick, i won't be gay, right? also, what is your address if the answer to question one is 'right'?

Submitted by scourge at 2009-12-20 00:24:11 EST (#)
Rating: 2

huh.

i had some friends from southern mexico who swore that as long as you only let dudes suck your dick or you only fucked their ass, and you didn't take a cock in your ass or mouth that you weren't gay, but the catcher was.

Submitted by AJ at 2009-12-19 22:12:17 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by root.discussion at 2009-12-19 20:31:50 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Please don't share this shit

Submitted by RoadSong at 2009-12-19 18:17:09 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Murphy1844 (user info) at 2009-12-18 21:19:02 PST (#)
Ranking: 0

You like to have sex with pans too?
~~~
heh

Submitted by RoadSong at 2009-12-19 15:53:27 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I don't care what you do with your junk or where you put it. This is just too much info for me...




Submitted by Yozz at 2009-12-19 12:13:10 EST (#)
Rating: -1

Here @ Ubersite we accept everyone as equal, unique snowflakes - except fags.

Submitted by Mallow at 2009-12-19 10:27:13 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Gross.

Submitted by TuTs at 2009-12-19 01:26:47 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I hate PDAs from anyone gay or straight, it all makes me uncomfortable. I guess you would call be an affectionaphobe.

Submitted by apollo88 at 2009-12-19 01:14:29 EST (#)
Rating: 2

that's more like it

Submitted by Murphy1844 at 2009-12-19 00:19:02 EST (#)
Rating: 0

You like to have sex with pans too?

Submitted by HateMudkips at 2009-12-19 00:07:38 EST (#)
Rating: 1

I love tits and slit, i love cock n' balls. If they're combined, well, in certain cases where the brain involved isn't idiotic, I like that too. Never had a moment when I realised i was a certain 'orientation'. I like it all, depending on the person and situation, and I'm quite comfortable with that. Pansexual i guess

Submitted by Murphy1844 at 2009-12-18 23:32:15 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Oh I see.

I was always to afraid to do that with past boyfriends.

Submitted by forthewin at 2009-12-18 23:06:46 EST (#)
Rating: 0

(Public Display of Affection)

Submitted by Murphy1844 at 2009-12-18 22:28:33 EST (#)
Rating: 0

What's PDA?

Submitted by forthewin at 2009-12-18 22:27:39 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Straight people think you're ramming it down their throat that you're gay because people that are still homophobic are too stupid to realize that straight people are involved in just as much (more) PDA as gay people.

Well, some of them, as most people that are homophobic also have the sort of awkward personality disorders resulting in not knowing what being touched by a girl feels like on a regular basis.

Submitted by Murphy1844 at 2009-12-18 20:23:30 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Further, I get this a lot too:

"Why do gay people always jam it down our throats that they're gay!"

Aside from a post like this, which describes in vivid, lucid, and with extreme talent a sexual experience, here's something more common-place.

Substitute boyfriend with these controversial statements and be your own judge:

<When asked if you'd like whatever you're drinking>

"Oh no no, I can't. My girlfriend is waiting for me at home and she'd be upset."

<When asked why you're reading that book>

"Oh great question and thanks for your interest! My girlfriend just read it and said it was the cat's pajamas!"

And so on.

If my point wasn't already clear enough, I'll add this: Blow it out your asses you queer-phobic/hating fucks.

Murphy

Submitted by Murphy1844 at 2009-12-18 20:13:04 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Negative two hell?

I'm not asking anyone to agree with me, or go out and suck some cock yourself.

I only ask you all give it go! Gay guys swallow way more than the mouths of hetero women.

<slurp slurp>

Murphy

Submitted by forthewin at 2009-12-18 19:05:36 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-12-18 17:37:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

TOO MUCH GAY.

_______________

You would be a homophobe.

Submitted by catscradle at 2009-12-18 18:09:01 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Wait... You're gay??


Submitted by JonnyX at 2009-12-18 17:50:08 EST (#)
Rating: 2

it's a refreshing change of pace to see some genuine fags in here, as opposed to the garden-variety poseur fags that permeate this place...

Submitted by Socialist_Joe at 2009-12-18 17:49:37 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Socialist_Joe at 2009-12-18 17:46:51 EST (#)
Rating: 0

to each his own homie

but i have an inkling that you just doomed yourself to -2 hell

so have a +2 for actualy remembering your first experience cause i can hardly even remember my last

Submitted by cheerios at 2009-12-18 17:37:45 EST (#)
Rating: -2

TOO MUCH GAY.

Submitted by tiaprae at 2009-12-18 17:29:43 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Shlongy at 2009-12-18 17:21:26 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Based on this drivel, it won't be your last...


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