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I Am Becoming

Submitted by Murphy1844 at 2009-08-02 21:52:27 EDT
Rating: 0.13 on 26 ratings (26 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

I'm at work right now, as I write this, and I just wrapped three strips of scotch tape around the pads of my index, ring, and pinkie finger.

Joke: Ever wonder why they call it SCOTCH tape; I ate a whole roll and didn't even catch a buzz.

I am bartending for work now and there are two people in the bar with their backs to me feeding the state of Oregon likely the better part of their pay/disability check. This is also known as Oregon's video lottery. Occasionally I have to cash a voucher or mix a drink or hang a food order but I spend the majority of my time watching TV, playing with my iPod, or in this case, writing.

Scotch is not the proper tape for this sort of thing. I would prefer white tape the thickness of a bottle cap, but I am making due.

I was satisfied with the look.

The following disturbs me because it's the truth. If you don't understand it that's okay because I don't really either.

I am, I stared down at my fingers then shook them real fast before coming to a clean, practiced, frozen SNAP, checked for more witnesses then removed the tape, becoming.

Murphy


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Submitted by antluvdog at 2009-11-12 21:40:25 EST (#)
Rating: 2

So fucking good to see you around these parts!

Submitted by Murphy1844 at 2009-08-31 05:50:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Hey jewels. :)

Submitted by runswithscissors at 2009-08-14 21:39:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Murphy?

We used to work together, didn't we? Doubt you will check this post for comments, i will try and be more on top of future posts. If it is you, i would love to catch up!

RWS aka your boss in a former life..........

Submitted by crosschris at 2009-08-04 13:30:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 0


Submitted by BranDo at 2009-08-04 08:44:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

MURPHY JACKSON!!!!! w00t!!!


Don't stop 'til you get an œuf!!

Submitted by Murphy1844 at 2009-08-03 21:41:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Thanks for the feedback for those who actually read this.

I re-read this before I typed it out and considered it worth posting and sharing. It was sort of a puzzle but not hard to figure out, I thought.

I referenced dancing and putting tape on my fingers and doing a little dance move. And then suggested that I am becoming (something different).

Can you think of someone besides me who dances and puts tape on his fingers?

I can think of only one person, personally, so I think it's pretty much narrowed down.

It's ridiculous, and nearly impossible for anyone to believe, but it's true. Same would apply to any grown man who can honestly call a water balloon fight his favorite "sport."

I should note the transformation is only really taking root with some hits of weed in my system.

Murphy

Submitted by cheerios at 2009-08-03 20:04:22 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

Submitted by YourNameHere at 2009-08-03 19:53:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by kaos-king at 2009-08-03 19:47:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by firefly at 2009-08-03 14:23:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by Kaelic at 2009-08-03 14:08:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

You'll be even less appreciated now than you used to be.

Submitted by beer-turtle at 2009-08-03 13:29:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

called clear single sided tape "Scotch" was an insult, referring to the frugality of the scots in a derogatory way. Most tape being sold at the time was sticky on both sides, it was referred to often as Scotch tape because the manufacturers were being cheap on glue.


Submitted by HellRazer at 2009-08-03 12:10:32 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

I think I've missed something here....

Submitted by RoadSong at 2009-08-03 11:48:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

My friend GOTH is a pianist and she puts black electrical tape on her fingers....

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2009-08-03 10:17:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

It's DO. Making DO. Not DUE.

Submitted by scourge at 2009-08-03 10:13:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

this isn't a +2, but when 'hummus' got to stay on the front page and enjoy a positive rating... well, you know, it just changed everything. a real eye opener.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2009-08-03 05:45:32 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

You know what thet say about unconciously disguising your fingerprints.

Submitted by locksly at 2009-08-03 05:09:00 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

soooooo.... what the fuck?

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2009-08-03 04:13:51 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Did not read.

Submitted by Doodles at 2009-08-03 03:13:02 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Are you gay?

I mean if you are, I'm cool man.

You're life ad all.

It's just, you know, I feel we have a right to know if you're gay.

Yeah?

Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow at 2009-08-02 23:35:32 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Huh?

Submitted by Murphy1844 at 2009-08-02 23:25:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Silence of the Lambs or Red Dragon? Either way this didn't imply killing at all... I was actually getting ready to dance but felt too sloppy.

Submitted by pandora at 2009-08-02 23:17:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Tape? Not as effective as killing women and making clothes out of their skin, but whatever works I guess.
(/red dragon reference)


Submitted by Murphy1844 at 2009-08-02 23:04:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Becoming not coming.

Submitted by 8track at 2009-08-02 22:54:56 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand...




































































































































No.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2009-08-02 22:26:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 0





...on her face.





Boy, those Germans have a word for everything.

-- Homer Simpson
When Flanders Failed