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2009 Geek-Off Results

Submitted by DaBeast at 2009-06-15 15:12:39 EDT
Rating: 1.24 on 33 ratings (33 reviews) (Review this item) (V)


First off, this post is late. That's totally my fault but there are extenuating circumstances that include, but are not limited to: a 19 year-old pregnant girl with a due date of August 9th but looks as if her water's about to break any freakin minute, an ADHD video-game addict that can't pull his head out of "Prototype" and hasn't been able to for the last 3 days, a hippie/biker/boilermaker that is both wise and a complete lunatic, a blonde with enough cleavage to house a family of immigrants while wearing a little purple strip of silk that was held together over her massive ju-ju with one little diamante pin, the blonde's husband that wouldn't know what to do with her ju-ju if she shook it at him (she's tried this and he's ignored it - we're wondering now if he's a closet queer), a geeky cowboy with a $400 cell phone bill, a large geeky black man that can't find a job, an Alzheimer's addled father that can't remember where he put his teeth and needs help to find them, and a crazy old woman that freaked in the middle of Ryan's when she looked into a mirror and saw that all her hair was solid white.

It's been a weird week.

So, without further ado, I give you the 2009 Geek-Off Winners. Enjoy. Or not. I don't care.



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Submitted by JonnyX at 2015-03-27 11:57:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by messmind at 2009-06-21 07:47:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Should have done a better job here, but i never played wow, so i lose before starting..
Poor me. cheap hitwhore : http://www.ubersite.com/m/122561

Submitted by RaineLark at 2009-06-21 03:36:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Haha!

Submitted by Darth_Famine at 2009-06-16 17:50:32 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

It's true

I didn't dress in drag.


Submitted by DaBeast at 2009-06-16 12:51:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

And another thing too while I'm thinking of it - kaos-king would have ranked... IF he had posted inside the contest run. Check the dates. His came a day late.

Sorry, kaos.


Submitted by DaBeast at 2009-06-16 12:49:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2009-06-15 18:24:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hmm... if this contest were being judged by the Uber-panel's ratings it would have played out like this:

7. Frankthebear with .3
6. Rorrim with .87
5. Darth Famine with 1.07
4. Squirrelly Girl with 1.19
3. Tie: Matt and Kaos-King with 1.25
2. Unabonger with 1.38
1. sally with 1.75

CONGRATS SALLY!!!!

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*grin* SG, you get leeway. Lots of it. But c'mon - this isn't the contest for Most Popular Geek on Ubersite. If it had been, then yes, Sally would have danced away with the prize the way she danced off with my heart (I love an armed woman in chainmail). Alas, Sally is entirely too kickass to outgeek frank or Famine.


Submitted by DaBeast at 2009-06-16 12:46:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2009-06-15 18:29:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

if this contest were being judged properly, all entries would have been rated by the geek-tometer

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As I was given to understand, it was up to the person hosting the contest to choose the winner. The manner in which the choice was made was nothing clearly defined or set in stone. But if you have a problem with the choice, frank, then please enlighten me - what entry beat this:

41 Geeky Qualities + Weird Al's head + kilt

This wasn't a contest for everyone's favorite geek so the Geek-Off entry post ratings were ignored. This wasn't a contest for the One Single Instance of Greatest Geekiness so those entries with one (or none) came in farther down than the ones that had more content. This wasn't a contest to see who had the Geekiest Collection (that woulda been a tie between Sally and Famine, really). This was a Pure Geek-Off, who was the geekiest ALTOGETHER.

And if any of you can honestly say that frankthebear isn't the Geekiest fooker you've ever even known existed (especially after reading his entry), then you're lying to yourself.

Puhleeze.

And if Doodles is a man, then I'm the Flying Spaghetti Monster and death waits for Doodles at the local Olive Garden.


Submitted by Unabonger at 2009-06-16 12:23:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

cool!

Submitted by c1ndy at 2009-06-16 12:06:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2009-06-16 09:22:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Sally should have taken it. She should get double geek points for being a female, since they're much more rare.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe at 2009-06-16 08:45:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

+2 for your effort. Even though it was something that never really took off.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2009-06-16 08:36:43 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Do not care.

Submitted by DrogoRoch at 2009-06-16 06:09:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

This is a FIX!! A FIX I SAY!!!!

Surely the amount of evidence put forward by Darth Famine should have been guaranteed a win. I mean not only is he a geek, but his wife is a geek too. For sheer Geekdom there can be nothing more geeky than a geek who is actually producing "PureBred Geek Spawn" with an actual Geek Female.
Frank will never be that geeky, he's still stuck on touching himself over things.

This Competition needs to be declared a farce and protests need to happen in the streets. Or was that something else I read about recently?

Submitted by Wildman at 2009-06-16 00:53:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

A community service announcement:

When I'm scrolling up, before taking the time to read anything, and I see one of these; ==================, I know something very unfunny is about to happen.
And, as it turns out, I'm NEVER wrong.


Submitted by Ebenezer_Spooge at 2009-06-16 00:04:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This didn't make any lick of sense but I am never one to doubt one's aspirations, mind you!

As William Wordsworth so elegantly put it, "Our birth is but a sleep and a forgetting. Not in entire forgetfulness, and not in utter nakedness, but trailing clouds of glory do we come."

What's that?

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2009-06-15 22:57:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

fuck me. I didn't understand that doodie was such a fool.



no more need be said.

Submitted by Doodles at 2009-06-15 22:35:48 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

bubba continues to be unfunny.

you fail at running contests.

and actually barring today, I don't think I've ever taken notice of you,ever.


That's sad. :(

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2009-06-15 21:02:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by DaBeast (user info) at 2009-06-15 17:03:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-06-15 16:33:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

well you got the wrong winner.

But hey, I guess your sole judgement in a contest that you didn't create is more weighty than everyone who voiced their opinion, huh?

Good job.

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Jayzus, Doodles, do you ever get off of the rag? Seriously. You want to say something about how the contest is run then ENTER IT next time. Otherwise, step off.

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Doodles does nothing to participate, he justs sits in the back row and RUNS HIS FAT MOUTH!!!


Doodles, shove a gallon or two of applesauce up you ass and eat it when it exits. Brainless cumsucker.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2009-06-15 20:36:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

GREAT contest entries! I really loved them all.
Thanks to the people who took the time to enter end entertain us.

Submitted by kaos-king at 2009-06-15 19:14:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2009-06-15 18:24:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hmm... if this contest were being judged by the Uber-panel's ratings it would have played out like this:

7. Frankthebear with .3
6. Rorrim with .87
5. Darth Famine with 1.07
4. Squirrelly Girl with 1.19
3. Tie: Matt and Kaos-King with 1.25
2. Unabonger with 1.38
1. sally with 1.75

CONGRATS SALLY!!!!

_____________________________

Yeah, I think that works backwards...



Submitted by frankthebear at 2009-06-15 18:29:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

if this contest were being judged properly, all entries would have been rated by the geek-tometer

Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl at 2009-06-15 18:24:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Hmm... if this contest were being judged by the Uber-panel's ratings it would have played out like this:

7. Frankthebear with .3
6. Rorrim with .87
5. Darth Famine with 1.07
4. Squirrelly Girl with 1.19
3. Tie: Matt and Kaos-King with 1.25
2. Unabonger with 1.38
1. sally with 1.75

CONGRATS SALLY!!!!

(Personally I don't care - in either scenario I still place ^_^ )

Submitted by DaBeast at 2009-06-15 17:03:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-06-15 16:33:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

well you got the wrong winner.

But hey, I guess your sole judgement in a contest that you didn't create is more weighty than everyone who voiced their opinion, huh?

Good job.

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Jayzus, Doodles, do you ever get off of the rag? Seriously. You want to say something about how the contest is run then ENTER IT next time. Otherwise, step off.


Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl at 2009-06-15 16:40:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Woohoo! I placed! And not last!

Submitted by rob_berg at 2009-06-15 16:38:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


heh

Submitted by Doodles at 2009-06-15 16:33:17 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

well you got the wrong winner.

But hey, I guess your sole judgement in a contest that you didn't create is more weighty than everyone who voiced their opinion, huh?

Good job.

Submitted by maiorano84 at 2009-06-15 16:33:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-06-15 15:40:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

maiorano won by far.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2009-06-15 16:19:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Changes?

You gonna get neutered?

You may as well....

Submitted by frankthebear at 2009-06-15 16:14:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD!!!

wow! first of all, I want to thank the other contestants, you guys rock!

lessee, I want to thank my parents for learing that hash lying on the counter when I was 3. if I hadn't eaten that, I might have almost turned out normal!

next I want to thank sicosemen becase I know that, deep down, he likes me, me REALLY likes me!

see you guys at the next geek-off! but be warned: there's going to be a few changes!

Submitted by Shlongy at 2009-06-15 16:12:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Stupid fucking contest but at least some thought and some ill-timed ATTEMPTS at humor in this post, so...

No one can say that Shlongy isn't fair in his expert ratings.


Well, you CAN...I just won't listen.

Submitted by The_Drake at 2009-06-15 15:55:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I SMILED. Fuck it.

Submitted by ASO at 2009-06-15 15:40:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

maiorano won by far.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2009-06-15 15:24:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

FIX!!


Oh, the guys are work are going to have a field day with this.

-- Homer Simpson
The Call of the Simpsons