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Soundtrack Bandwagon thingy (w/ bonus camwhore of me looking like a balding corpse... apparently)

Submitted by Spam at 2009-02-07 19:38:32 EST
Rating: 0.76 on 50 ratings (50 reviews) (Review this item) (V)



You know, I actually LOATHE bandwagons but just for once I thought I’d get involved because actually this was quite a fun way to spend 5 minutes.



1) Opening credits: Miss Sarejavo – Brian Eno, U2, Various

(2)Waking up: The Green Manalishi – Fleetwood Mac (w/Peter Green, and before those two fucking sluts joined and fucked everything up)

(3) First day at school: Structure & Discipline – Thomas Newman, Shawshank OST

(4)Fight song: Uberdiss3 – Oathmeal(?) (AHAHAHA!!! Fucking Brilliant!! I swear to god, I didn’t even know this was on here!!)

(5)Breaking up: Shadowtricks - Bonobo

(6)Happiness: Paris Streatham - Cujo

(7)Life's okay: Classical Mushroom – Infected Mushroom

(8)Mental breakdown: Stuck in the Middle With You – Stealers Wheel.

(9)Driving: Folsom Prison Blues – Joaquin Phoenix doing an awesome JC.

(10)Flashback: K/Half Noise - Mum

(11)Getting back together: All Along the Watchtower – Jimmi Hendrix

(12)Wedding: Killer - Seal

(13)Birth of a child: Take Your Time – Soul Posistion

(14)Final battle: Girl Gone Bad - Herbaliser

(15)Death scene: Little Wing – Jimmi Hendrix

(16)Funeral song: The Lost Art of Keeping a Secret - QOTSA

(17)End credits: Closer – Joshua Radin (Fucking awesome End credit’s music)

(I skipped once because one of the tracks that came on was the infernal – Secrets of NLP – a hateful motivational propagander CD my work forced me to listen to)



Also. it just struck me that while there a couple of photo's of me floating around this cesspit, none of them have been posted by myself and so, in a Capt Morgan's inspired moment of utter attention-whoreship that I am certain to regret, I give you my glorious visage. Ladies, you may want to put a couple of towels down if you plan on starring for more than a few seconds. Oh yes.








you can totally see my scalp. .jpg
you can totally see my scalp. .jpg


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Submitted by orphelia at 2009-05-05 18:52:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

the flirting in the comments is sickening.

Submitted by orphelia at 2009-03-23 09:14:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Fucking TRIAD not ninja.

Submitted by orphelia at 2009-02-22 05:55:06 EST (#)
Rating: 0

have i mentioned kris commons comes from my home town?

i am surprised this page is not worn away from my constantly clicking on it

*surprised*

Submitted by bromide at 2009-02-18 09:59:01 EST (#)
Rating: 1

You don't look like Jason Lee.

+1 for the labour intensive beard I suppose.

Submitted by Spam at 2009-02-13 17:05:02 EST (#)
Rating: 0

oh yes. It's gonna happen. Kris Commons to score another belter. I've got a good feeling.

Submitted by apollo88 at 2009-02-13 16:46:51 EST (#)
Rating: 0

gonna beat the mancs this weekend?

prob not but someone has to.

if they win the quadruple i'll have to kill myself.



Submitted by orphelia at 2009-02-10 02:31:07 EST (#)
Rating: -2

You lied!!!!

Submitted by orphelia at 2009-02-09 15:49:28 EST (#)
Rating: 0

What a simply wonderful idea, thank you. Woul it be too cheeky to ask you to include just a smidgen of DNA, perhaps a fingerprint or a public hair on the frame?

Also, I have been wearing the same polyester panties for four days now. I don't know how stalking works but should you want to get a flavour of the real Pheely please send a Postal Order payable to Pheelys Thrills PLC to cover packaging and posting costs.

Submitted by Spam at 2009-02-09 14:17:53 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Scourge: That's how I read it the first time but even if you were to actually call me a fucking cut I would simply take that as a term of endearment. And Jade Goody = proof that cancer can be useful sometimes.

Orphelia: I have printed out and posted a 6ft 8 pic Warholian photo monochrome photo-grid to hang over your bed so that you have something to stare out whilst you service your clients. you can thank me later.

Submitted by orphelia at 2009-02-09 13:19:43 EST (#)
Rating: 0

My printer ran out of ink reprinting copies of your visage.

*sigh*

The shrine room will never be finished.

Submitted by scourge at 2009-02-09 12:57:40 EST (#)
Rating: 0

i have no idea who jade goody is, beyond that she is someone mentioned by uk uberers.


and FTR, the 'fucking cunt' line was directed at my hairline, not you.

i have no idea if you are a fucking cunt or not, and really it doesn't matter as some of my closest friends are fucking cunts.

Submitted by Spam at 2009-02-09 12:48:37 EST (#)
Rating: 0

fivehead, eh?

my hairline has crept back a bit at the sides as well. fucking cunt. not nearly as bad as yours though, so i can still point and laugh at you and not be a hypocrite.

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You know, in the flesh it's actually not that bad at all, just for some reason my hair appears transparent in this pic.

Of course I keep telling myself this but I think th ereality may be that I'm thinning faster than Jade Goody.

Submitted by scourge at 2009-02-09 12:27:45 EST (#)
Rating: 0

fivehead, eh?

my hairline has crept back a bit at the sides as well. fucking cunt. not nearly as bad as yours though, so i can still point and laugh at you and not be a hypocrite.

Submitted by Sage at 2009-02-09 11:29:50 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Haha @ below.

Submitted by Spam at 2009-02-09 10:25:31 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Actually old bean, to keep expenses down I use the same comb for both - credit crunch and all that.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2009-02-09 09:47:08 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-09 13:10:57 GMT (#)
Ranking: 1

You look like the type of guy that owns two separate combs. One is for your hair and the other is to clean the cum out of your mustache.
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i.e. the type of guy you want to date Sico?

Submitted by rubbermaid at 2009-02-09 08:10:57 EST (#)
Rating: 1

You look like the type of guy that owns two separate combs. One is for your hair and the other is to clean the cum out of your mustache.

Submitted by orphelia at 2009-02-09 06:42:41 EST (#)
Rating: 0

sorry :(

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2009-02-09 05:09:16 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2009-02-09 01:22:16 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

You look like that Scientologist Jason Lee, only fat.

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*raises eyebrow*

Submitted by Spam at 2009-02-09 04:55:43 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-08 20:00:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Facebook called, it wants it's picture back.


LOL

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stalker.

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2009-02-08 23:06:46 EST (#)
Rating: 0

nice tan!

Submitted by Sinistral at 2009-02-08 20:22:16 EST (#)
Rating: 0

You look like Jason Lee.

Submitted by orphelia at 2009-02-08 20:00:35 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Facebook called, it wants it's picture back.


LOL

Submitted by Merlina at 2009-02-08 18:55:38 EST (#)
Rating: 2

oh and I saw Peter Green live a couple of years ago... he was SO, so fucked on drugs that they had to drag him off stage because he started shouting about fornication and the devil

His guitar was amazing though..

Submitted by Merlina at 2009-02-08 18:54:14 EST (#)
Rating: 2

you look younger that when I last met you..

lookin good hon..

Submitted by orphelia at 2009-02-08 17:46:57 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Why haven't I had mails of your naked penis yet?

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe at 2009-02-08 17:14:59 EST (#)
Rating: 0

These things are just stupid and silly.

And there's no bloody way that 'Only the Lonely' is going to be my wedding song.

Submitted by orphelia at 2009-02-08 11:44:41 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-02-08 16:20:40 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-08 11:20:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


actually, I probably would.
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Whore.
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right back at ya,
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I am flattered.

*blushes*

Submitted by Spam at 2009-02-08 11:20:40 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-08 11:20:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


actually, I probably would.
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Whore.
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right back at ya,

Submitted by orphelia at 2009-02-08 11:20:14 EST (#)
Rating: 2


actually, I probably would.
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Whore.

Submitted by Spam at 2009-02-08 10:51:00 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-08 09:48:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

To clarify, is that a no?

lol

I meant drowned, bloated rotting corpse of Matt Modine.
Cunt.

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actually, I probably would.

Submitted by orphelia at 2009-02-08 09:48:33 EST (#)
Rating: 2

To clarify, is that a no?

lol

I meant drowned, bloated rotting corpse of Matt Modine.
Cunt.

Submitted by c1ndy at 2009-02-08 09:25:44 EST (#)
Rating: 2

+2 balding corpse

Submitted by Banjo at 2009-02-08 08:38:45 EST (#)
Rating: 2

You should come to London ubercon then. I can confirm my state as Gin Soaked Girl.

Submitted by Spam at 2009-02-08 08:15:51 EST (#)
Rating: 0

If you were at Ubercon London, I'd try to fuck you. I'm a 12 pinter, so since you have a drink problem, you'd succumb. :)

My 8 year old son did this and came up with Green Day, Feeder, Radiohead, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Jackson 5, Jeff Buckley, RHCP, Eminem, Kooks, Gorillaz, Scouting For Girls and Johnny Cash. It's time to face the fact my kids will be cooler than me.

You posted this just after midnight on a saturday night. Shouldn't you have been out trying to shag one of your female mates and failing miserably? :)

It looks and sounds like you don't suit your job. You dress up nice, but you'd make a better bum.

Said it before -
KEVIN SMITH.

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Sadly, 12 pints is my natural state so maybe it's for the best that I probably won't go to Ubercon, you'd probably give me Drunken AIDS (DRAIDS??) and I'm not sure I want t go through all that again, it was bad enough the first time I had it.

And as for shagging my female friends, I am actually having quite a good run of luck on that score of late, which is most disconcerting. I'm running out though so I may have to start going out on saturday nights again just to raise a new crop.

Submitted by cheerios at 2009-02-08 07:52:33 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by orphelia at 2009-02-08 04:57:54 EST (#)
Rating: 2

A balding corpse of matthew modine

Submitted by orphelia at 2009-02-08 04:08:47 EST (#)
Rating: 2


1) Opening credits: Dream A Little Dream - Cass Elliot

(2)Waking up: Munich - Editors

(3) First day at school: Band of Gold - Freda Payne

(4)Fight song: Hedonism - Skunk Anansie

(5)Breaking up: Maps (accoustic version) - Yeah Yeah Yeahs

(6)Happiness: The Bucket - Kings Of Leon

(7)Life's okay: She's Leaving Home - The Beatles

(8)Mental breakdown: What Becomes Of The Broken Hearted - Jimmy Ruffin

(9)Driving: Lay Down Sally - Eric Clapton

(10)Flashback: A Little Respect - Erasure

(11)Getting back together: Boys Don't Cry - The Cure

(12)Wedding: SOS - ABBA

(13)Birth of a child: Surrender - Maximo Park

(14)Final battle: Hero - Foo Fighters

(15)Death scene: Self Esteem - Offspring

(16)Funeral song: Telegram Sam - T.Rex

(17)End credits: Stay Gold - Stevie Wonder

I have Britney and The Carpenters too.

I wish I was like one of the sluts that ruined Fleetwood Mac - Stevie Nicks is beautiful.

Jimi. I adore Little Wing.

If you were at Ubercon London, I'd try to fuck you. I'm a 12 pinter, so since you have a drink problem, you'd succumb. :)

My 8 year old son did this and came up with Green Day, Feeder, Radiohead, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Jackson 5, Jeff Buckley, RHCP, Eminem, Kooks, Gorillaz, Scouting For Girls and Johnny Cash. It's time to face the fact my kids will be cooler than me.

You posted this just after midnight on a saturday night. Shouldn't you have been out trying to shag one of your female mates and failing miserably? :)

It looks and sounds like you don't suit your job. You dress up nice, but you'd make a better bum.

Said it before -
KEVIN SMITH.

Submitted by lungfish at 2009-02-07 23:47:27 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Jimi

Submitted by Cacoo at 2009-02-07 23:33:01 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Jimmi Hendrix is an asshole

Submitted by lungfish at 2009-02-07 21:35:04 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Why does everybody but me have shitty taste in music?

That's not fair; I haven't heard of most of your shit.

Jimi

Submitted by Banjo at 2009-02-07 21:04:14 EST (#)
Rating: 2

See below. I was writing - Jeez you look familiar but the site was doing that whole not loading a page thing.

Jeez you look familiar...

Submitted by shadow at 2009-02-07 20:56:40 EST (#)
Rating: 0

You look impossibly familiar.

But I still think this bandwagon sucks.

Submitted by NintendoCzar at 2009-02-07 20:34:33 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Rather than waste a post I thought I'd contribute to the better half:

http://pulsehead.com/171

Submitted by rob_berg at 2009-02-07 20:21:48 EST (#)
Rating: 2


hehe

OK - so here it is. No track skipped and in this order:

1) Opening credits: Don’t Leave me this Way – Thelma Huston

(2)Waking up: Brimful of Asha – Cornershop (FatboySlim remix)

(3) First day at school: We’re not Gonna Take it – Twisted Sister

(4)Fight song: Hey There Delilah – Plain White T’s

(5)Breaking up: American Boy – Estelle

(6)Happiness: Everyone Nose (All the Girls Standing In The Line For The Bathroom) – NERD

(7)Life's okay: Hero of the Day - Metallica

(8)Mental breakdown: Afterglow – INXS

(9)Driving: Time For Some Action – NERD

(10)Flashback: Brush Your Teeth – Raffi

(11)Getting back together: 3 Strange Days - School of Fish

(12)Wedding: 100% Pure Love – Crystal Waters

(13)Birth of a child: Dude Looks like a Lady – Aerosmith

(14)Final battle: I Can't Help Myself - The Four Tops

(15)Death scene: I’m Super – Big Gay Al

(16)Funeral song: 1234 – Feist

(17)End credits: Relax, Take it Easy - MIKA

Submitted by rob_berg at 2009-02-07 20:03:04 EST (#)
Rating: 2


My playlist is littered with random nursery rhymes, horrible "running" techno music my wife downloaded and a smattering of awesome songs that I have bothered to load on my iphone (which I never listen to.)

It would be a weird list - and not all that accurate, yet I'm still tempted to try.

Submitted by YourNameHere at 2009-02-07 19:55:21 EST (#)
Rating: 0

That's some faggy facial hair, Bruce.

Submitted by Doodles at 2009-02-07 19:54:55 EST (#)
Rating: 0

fair enough

Submitted by Spam at 2009-02-07 19:46:07 EST (#)
Rating: -2


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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-02-06 23:48:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

GEE, I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS ON MYSPACE/FACEBOOK/LIVEJOURNAL

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you're right of course, shit like this on Uber actually irritates the piss out of me but I can't really be bothered anymore,

Submitted by Doodles at 2009-02-07 19:43:39 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-02-07 19:35:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-02-07 16:45:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-02-07 16:44:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-02-07 16:44:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-02-07 16:44:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-02-06 23:48:35 EST (#)
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GEE, I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS ON MYSPACE/FACEBOOK/LIVEJOURNAL


Wait a minute, Marge. I saw "Mrs. Doubtfire." This is a man in drag!

-- Homer Simpson
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