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Vaginal rejuvenation surgery

Submitted by Unabonger at 2007-08-23 02:50:21 EDT
Rating: 1.44 on 91 ratings (91 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

I was at the bar this evening. Nothing special, just got done at work and decided to play some pool and have a beer or two. I lost terribly and decided to sit down at the bar and watch the silent television. I came across a talk show and the word 'vagina' in the subtitles caught my attention. There's this couple sitting up on this stage in front of thirty or fourty guests, not to mention the millions of viewers watching. The talk show host was asking them about her desire for surgery. Vaginal rejuvenation surgery.

here: http://www.cosmeticsurgery.com/essential_facts/cosmetic-surgery/Labiaplasty-(Labia-Rejuvenation)/

it's supposed to make your hatchet gash look prettier.

Now this poor son of a bitch is sitting there next to his wife. They're chatting away about this and the price comes into play. $9000.00. She says her sex life with him isn't satisfying enough. She says there's nothing he can do about it. He's tried and tried to do different things in the bedroom but nothing works. Basically, she doesn't come. This poor asshole is on television in front of millions and his wife is saying the reason she can't come is because her vagina isn't pretty.

You have got to be out of your fucking mind with this shit. "My pussy isn't pretty enough for me to come!"? Get the fuck out of here with that shit. This chump is sitting there saying "I don't wanna spend 9 large on making my wife's baj look better." I can't blame him. I wouldn't spend a fucking dime on that shit.

So his wife can't come. Fucking boo hoo. She better learn how to. I wouldn't drop a single penny to make her feel better about how her cock sheath looks. Fucking A, I married her, right? I don't have a problem sporting wood when we're getting hot and heavy so obviously there's not a problem with how her beef curtains look, right?

Un-fucking-believable. Ladies, if you've been sexually active for years and you haven't met the right guy who can make your head spin in bed, guess what? It's you. A twelve-inch cock isn't going to fix YOUR problem. A prettier pussy isn't going to fix it. Learn how to touch yourself. Diddle with yourself for a while. God gave you these wonderful nerves and you're ruining the whole thing with your fucked up head. Get over it. Quit saying "I've never came" and pretending that's a challenge to the masculine world. Learn how to come, you fucking idiot. 9 grand isn't going to change anything but your husband's checking account.

I can't believe how stupid some people are. I feel terrible for that poor son of a bitch on that television.

Vaginal rejuvenation surgery my ass.


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Submitted by JonnyX at 2015-07-02 16:20:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

zing!

Submitted by shandythedog at 2008-06-23 19:33:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

the great thing about america is that people discuss their personal lives on tv


Submitted by Unabonger at 2007-10-25 18:12:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

they cut the chode!? say it ain't so!


naw, my last girlfriend had a kid and she got sliced but she looked (and felt) just fine down there. I heard her boyfriend at the time of the birth pulled the doctor over and asked if he could put a couple extra stitches in there to tighten her up a bit.


The doctor didn't think it was funny.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee at 2007-10-25 02:02:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

That's well cuntly.

Submitted by Coyote at 2007-10-25 01:48:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-08-25 01:01:26 EDT (#)

Usually during a vaginal birth a woman has to have an episiotomy, which essentially means the doctor has to slice the perineum (the muscular area in between the vagina and the anus) in order to widen the vaginal opening. So not only does the woman pop out a baby, she gets sliced too. Gee, that would tend to beat a vagina up a bit.
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Not as much as NOT doing the episiotomy, and then trying to stitch up whatever raggedy-ass tear happens all on its own, the way the Dutch do it.

I'm just sayin'.

Submitted by iddqd at 2007-10-25 01:39:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

"Vaginal rejuvenation surgery my ass."


you should totally do it.


(man i hope noone else came up with that, cos im making myself giggle right now)

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals at 2007-10-25 01:20:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

rantastic

Submitted by Unabonger at 2007-10-25 00:51:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Shut the fuck up, Maltese.

Submitted by pillowcase at 2007-10-25 00:18:13 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

I Hate You Unabonger!

I Wish You Would Take The Vaginal Rejuvination Surgery.
Hell, I'll Even Pay For The Fuckin' Surgery.

Just As Long As I Get A Taste Of Your Sweet, Sweet Anal Flaps

Submitted by shadow at 2007-10-24 15:17:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

I think altering the position of the clitoris would be a better solution than tightening up the crevase. It's been reported that up to 70% of women can't orgasm from penetration alone and require additional stimulation.

Which leads us to poke another hole in the "intelligent design" argument. Or add another mark to the extremist "women aren't meant to enjoy sex" argument of the stringently monotheistic variety.

I personally believe sex is like Chinese takeout; it's not over til you both get your cookie.

Submitted by Unabonger at 2007-10-24 15:13:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

absolutely. I think that's all good and fine.


but just because she can't come?

Submitted by shadow at 2007-10-24 14:59:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

I can't believe how stupid some people are. I feel terrible for that poor son of a bitch on that television.

Vaginal rejuvenation surgery my ass.

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made me smile.

Ok, granted, making it look purdy is a huge waste of cash... but let's say she's squeezed out a couple of kids and the curtains are drawn loosely... then would you want her to get the surgery for a tight and nubile beaver? Would you want her to get it brought back to life if it made sex better for you?

Just sayin' is all.

Submitted by Unabonger at 2007-10-24 14:43:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

free advertising. I'll take it, even from a fuck sock like you.

Submitted by pillowcase at 2007-10-24 12:47:08 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

You post on here, you've got nothing at all to say.
You think your cool, but we all know your ghey.
You don't spell check
You don't proof read.
You post your crap up here for the world to see...
But theirs nothing we can do.
cept give you a -2!
cept give you a -2!

Don't take it personally,
but -2 die
Don't get all teary,
your post makes baby jebus cry
But theirs nothing we can do......
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!

Your post screams out "help me"
I'm not that bright
I'm sure you're smarter then this
but capitlize your "I"'s
But theirs nothing we can do.....
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!

Fetish says "har har peener"
Mickginny says "kill yourself"
Bart leaves a no comment
hm hm hm hm rhymes with "peener"
But theirs nothing we can do......
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!

Post something Funny,
Not plagerized
If you Cut and paste e-mails
God kills a baby bunny.
But theirs nothing we can do......
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!

Don't you dare post poo,
like you just did
Wait till you have something to say,
to earn a +2.
But theirs nothing we can do......
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!

CEPT GIVE YOU A -2!!!!!!
CEPT GIVE YOU A -2!!!!!!

Submitted by pillowcase at 2007-10-24 12:39:15 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

This SUCKS



I Hate This



I Hate You



I Hate Your Mom



I Hate Your Face, With Your Acne
Nasty

Submitted by lungfish at 2007-09-08 02:09:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-09-08 01:40:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-07 21:15:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

unabomber

(sigh)

___________

WRONG!

too bad you have nothing to do on Friday night. I have work in the morning and I'm already drunk...what's your excuse? ...camper.

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No...you'd have to check the Word Association post to try to make sense out of it...and then it wouldn't. Not camping tonight. Just checking in between innings/movies/Carlin specials.

Not to say I don't camp, though. Sometimes.

Oh yeah...what's my excuse? I'm old, dummy. Ish.

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2007-08-28 00:17:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Oh SO controversially misogynistic below, whatever will we uber women DO?

Submitted by chrismo75 at 2007-08-26 21:59:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Listen, if the puss is ugly or beat up, loose, or otherwise, ther's an easy solution. Here's what ya do:
1. Flip the bitch over on her stomach or all fours.
2. Hawk a loogie on her cornhole.
3. Spit on ya dickhead.
4. Gently insert the head of you cock into her sphincterhole.
5. Let your weight fall on her and jam ya cock all the way in.
6. Pump viciously until ya bust a nut in the asshole or her asshole bleeds, whichever comes first.
7. Give the cunt 10 bucks and tell her to call a taxi, or make you sandwich if you are unlucky enough to live with the whore.

Problem solved!

Submitted by shandythedog at 2007-08-25 19:46:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 0


Submitted by Unabonger at 2007-08-25 19:02:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

they never mentioned her love socket being deformed or extra flabby or anything. I was led to believe it was a normal gash which makes her even more retarded.

Submitted by rorrim at 2007-08-25 18:09:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-08-24 23:55:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You're all a bunch of sluts!


You wouldn't want it any other way, whore.

Submitted by experima at 2007-08-25 12:40:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-08-24 20:54:35 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm buzzed too! Buzzed is the only way to be! Buzzed like a bee!

My God, I'm Shakespeare!

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:)

Submitted by rorrim at 2007-08-25 09:59:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-08-24 01:53:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i have more reviews and hits on this than anything I've written this year and I can only assume it's because the word 'vagina' is in the title.


you sickos.


Indeed. More vag's for the people. I would like just one for now..a redesigned one, with a double slot for my secondary dick aswell. aaahhh, bollocks.

Submitted by UA_MARINE at 2007-08-25 03:20:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

WOW.

People are dumb.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 at 2007-08-25 01:01:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

People are so fucking stupid that it just boggles the mind. The inability to have an orgasm usually will not be solved by having a surgical procedure to tighten the vagina.

And sexual activity will not stretch out a vagina.

Jesus.

Childbirth? Maybe. Guess what though, it happens. Get the fuck over it. And while you're at it, thank your folks for deciding to stretch out your mother's vagina in order to give you life.

Usually during a vaginal birth a woman has to have an episiotomy, which essentially means the doctor has to slice the perineum (the muscular area in between the vagina and the anus) in order to widen the vaginal opening. So not only does the woman pop out a baby, she gets sliced too. Gee, that would tend to beat a vagina up a bit.

Nice huh?

But she will get stitches and instructions on how to do Kegels (if for nothing else to hold urine so she doesn't dribble-which can happen after childbirth). I've heard scum buckets thinking they're being cute when they say to the doctor "Hey Doc, can you put a coupla more stitches in there to get her good n' tight? Har Har Har!" Incidently, all the Docs I know have never once found that even remotely funny.





Goddamn I hate people.







Submitted by netimportant at 2007-08-24 23:55:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

You're all a bunch of sluts!

Submitted by netimportant at 2007-08-24 23:54:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I'm buzzed too! Buzzed is the only way to be! Buzzed like a bee!

My God, I'm Shakespeare!

Submitted by experima at 2007-08-24 23:07:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

+2 utock.....


i'm buzzed :)


+2 UNABONGER

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pn_hMvEfViY&eurl=



......


Submitted by Serge N. Peckersnot at 2007-08-24 21:43:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Oh...
the cunt's a magnificent creature
all covered and matted with hair
it smiles like the face of a preacher
but smells like the arse of a bear!

Submitted by experima at 2007-08-24 21:39:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-24 08:54:17 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you silly ginger.

pussies ARE pretty. if you still think that vajayjays are 'icky' and 'gross' at your age, you shouldn't be allowed to stick your dick in one.

THAT said, I think your hoo-hoos are lovely ladies!

call me!

*does that thumb pinky phone thing at all the Uber ladies*


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L

O

L

scourge rocks.

Submitted by Unabonger at 2007-08-24 21:14:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

beeltea you didn't answer the question and now I'll be up all night thinking about it.




































and furiously masturbating.

Submitted by hidden101 at 2007-08-24 12:23:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

i love pussies. in fact, i had one rubbed all over my face last night and it only cost me 50 bucks!


i'm going to see if i can make that happen for free tonight.

Submitted by scourge at 2007-08-24 11:54:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

you silly ginger.

pussies ARE pretty. if you still think that vajayjays are 'icky' and 'gross' at your age, you shouldn't be allowed to stick your dick in one.

THAT said, I think your hoo-hoos are lovely ladies!

call me!

*does that thumb pinky phone thing at all the Uber ladies*

Submitted by kuroneko_sama at 2007-08-24 06:42:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

never said a guys junk wasnt pretty either.. infact naked guys just look downright silly and stupid, where as a naked chick can be enjoyed by all...


point is staring down even the nicest of twats you wont find one to win a beauty contest, though you can always appreciate them,... they arent pretty and arent supposed to be sure some are tighter or pinker than others, some are more meat flappier than others but having the prettiest cunt is like being the smartest retard it doesnt matter much, most we can hope they keep it groomed and let us shove something inside them every now



and then keep in mind it shoots out blood or babies in its off time








...but any of you uber-womenz feel free to show me your blue ribbon winning gash and prove me wrong

Submitted by beeltea at 2007-08-24 03:47:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-07-28 12:27:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I know the number values at the end of url links can bring you to a page and automatically scroll down the page.

For instance: http://www.ubersite.com/m/110556#2485948


How do you find the number? Do you need firefox?
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ok. i just saw this. Scourge is my alter.

and if you'll buy that I'll throw the Golden Gate in free.

Submitted by Zeglamancer at 2007-08-24 02:25:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Its probably that and the fact that you do make a pretty valid point.


Rolling back the miles on a car to fool some buyer into thinking the vehicle isn't as worn down and old as it really is, is against the law. This should be too. Since the poor bastard who slaps "The Ring" on her was just suckered into thinking some damaged goods weren't quite as used as he thought.

Its nobodies' fault but your own if your vag got the brakes beat off it to much. I guess you should have thought about that before you whored around. Deal with it.

Submitted by Unabonger at 2007-08-24 01:53:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

i have more reviews and hits on this than anything I've written this year and I can only assume it's because the word 'vagina' is in the title.


you sickos.

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2007-08-23 23:01:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-08-23 15:39:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

this post is classic ubersite.
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so are the comments

Submitted by TheUniter at 2007-08-23 19:33:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

.

Submitted by TheUniter at 2007-08-23 19:33:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 0


Submitted by domenad at 2007-08-23 19:01:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This needs to be published in Redbook and Elle. This would actually HELP some women.

Submitted by Unabonger at 2007-08-23 18:27:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

see that's just the thing...she didn't look like a freak or anything and I doubt she's spent her life shoving chairs in there.

her snatch probably looks like an ordinary snatch...she's just an idiot.

and who's the fag that said vaginas aren't pretty? Bet you think cockmeat is gorgeous, huh?

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe at 2007-08-23 17:51:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

men tend to be worse in bed than women.

I actually have no idea what i'm reviewing - but i remember the word vagina.

Submitted by icarus1987 at 2007-08-23 17:16:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

They just need to start doing it up the pooper.

Submitted by scourge at 2007-08-23 16:14:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

well, it's offered as an insult, fella. that's the whole point of it.

Submitted by gank at 2007-08-23 15:48:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-23 14:26:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

my favourite name for that grandest place in the world is 'salty whisker biscuit'
________

If it's "salty" then it's probably "sweaty"... and she should PROBABLY "clean" it.

Submitted by simple_catalyst at 2007-08-23 15:39:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

this post is classic ubersite.

Submitted by bob at 2007-08-23 15:33:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-08-23 15:26:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

still, it's nice when its pretty like a flower, and not a set of beef curtains

Submitted by JonnyX at 2007-08-23 15:26:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

still, it's nice when its pretty like a flower, and not a set of beef curtains

Submitted by hidden101 at 2007-08-23 14:58:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

i went down on a chick who was 40 and everything still checked out just fine down there once i cleared the cobwebs. if a chick needs "vaginal rejuvenation", she must have been doing some fucked up pornstar shit, like shoving baseball bats in there an' shit.

Submitted by hidden101 at 2007-08-23 14:50:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-08-23 09:55:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-08-23 03:08:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

they also have a sugery to reconnect the hymen for a "reverginizing"

like a tank or beef jerky or a kick ass bowl of chili... they are supposed to be ugly



as the saying goes, the only thing wrong with a 69 is the view
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supposed to be ugly?
Keep telling yourself that kiddo, just because you decided to have a child and willingly let it destroy your woman's vajayjay doesn't mean that they are ugly. At least women have the decency to keep all our bits and pieces on the inside.... what about all that spare elbow skin you fellas have hanging about that you like to call a scrotum.

======================================================

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


personally, i happen to like looking at vaginas.










unless they have a lot of miles on them.

Submitted by lover101 at 2007-08-23 14:41:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I would never consider any type of plastic surgery. Maybe permanent hair removal, never shave or wax again. That would be awsome!

Submitted by scourge at 2007-08-23 14:26:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

you guys sat watching 500 cocks? good work, queers.


my favourite name for that grandest place in the world is 'salty whisker biscuit'

Submitted by SgtHartman at 2007-08-23 13:30:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

exactly, that dude might as well be fucking a plastic bag

Submitted by Prime36L at 2007-08-23 13:28:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Man, I used to watch those things and wonder just how inadequate guy #500 felt when he could stick his wang in her and not feel any walls.

Submitted by SgtHartman at 2007-08-23 13:26:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Or she could actually keep her extra labial fold meat like that pornstar Houston.

P.S. fucking 500 dudes in one session is no way to keep to fleshy tube sock tight...

Submitted by Prime36L at 2007-08-23 13:15:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Vaginal rejuvenation = divorce

Submitted by ubetidid at 2007-08-23 13:10:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

yep. surgery isn't going to help them.

they will be on jerry springer next year.

Submitted by SgtHartman at 2007-08-23 12:48:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-23 07:30:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

We need to get Phuzzy to read this........
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I was just thinking the same thing, this could me more informative to him than most.

and HAHAHA DROGO.

Submitted by Director at 2007-08-23 12:40:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by DrogoRoch at 2007-08-23 11:39:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Strange but in my self centred way I always thought Vaginal rejuvenation was going out and finding a new girlfriend, or in my case going out and getting a new blow up sheep.

Submitted by jpk34359 at 2007-08-23 11:26:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Bulldog with a mayonnaise jar

Submitted by Rhymenocerous at 2007-08-23 11:10:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

awesome.

Submitted by experima at 2007-08-23 10:38:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

+2 Unabonger

Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2007-08-23 10:25:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by inion_de_trua at 2007-08-23 10:12:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-08-23 09:55:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-08-23 03:08:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

they also have a sugery to reconnect the hymen for a "reverginizing"

like a tank or beef jerky or a kick ass bowl of chili... they are supposed to be ugly



as the saying goes, the only thing wrong with a 69 is the view
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supposed to be ugly?
Keep telling yourself that kiddo, just because you decided to have a child and willingly let it destroy your woman's vajayjay doesn't mean that they are ugly. At least women have the decency to keep all our bits and pieces on the inside.... what about all that spare elbow skin you fellas have hanging about that you like to call a scrotum.
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and this is why we love juls.

also an imam said hymen reconstructive surgery was ok because you couldn't tell whether or not a man was a virgin so the same advantage should be given to women. he's probably dead now.

Submitted by inion_de_trua at 2007-08-23 10:04:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

hahaha. but apparently nhs is paying for breast enlargement cuz self esteem is easier to buy than give therapy too.

the surgeon should give her a penis.

Submitted by SunnyG at 2007-08-23 09:57:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


So his wife can't come. Fucking boo hoo. She better learn how to.
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Truth! Good rant.

Submitted by KazuSpeed at 2007-08-23 09:55:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I feel rather hungry now. Some roast beef would totally hit the spot

Submitted by JulsInsane at 2007-08-23 09:55:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-08-23 03:08:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

they also have a sugery to reconnect the hymen for a "reverginizing"

like a tank or beef jerky or a kick ass bowl of chili... they are supposed to be ugly



as the saying goes, the only thing wrong with a 69 is the view
----------------------------------------
supposed to be ugly?
Keep telling yourself that kiddo, just because you decided to have a child and willingly let it destroy your woman's vajayjay doesn't mean that they are ugly. At least women have the decency to keep all our bits and pieces on the inside.... what about all that spare elbow skin you fellas have hanging about that you like to call a scrotum.

Submitted by Yozz at 2007-08-23 09:48:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Great rant.

Submitted by Nellypaal at 2007-08-23 09:33:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by NapalmFace (user info) at 2007-08-23 06:13:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

haha, good rant.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd at 2007-08-23 09:22:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by DirtyHarry at 2007-08-23 09:20:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Beef curtains.

Submitted by Anansie at 2007-08-23 09:03:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I gave this big speech to my best friend about women being responsible for their own orgasms last night.

I was like some sort of sports/life coach.

"You have to get your head in the game, C**."

"You have to focus and ignore any and all distractions."

"If your mind's not in it, your body won't be either."

Etc.


Submitted by chipolatte at 2007-08-23 08:28:06 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

i wanted a picture

Submitted by creep_firebombing at 2007-08-23 08:24:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I get the impression you and I would get along at a bar very well.

Submitted by YELLOW-MAN at 2007-08-23 08:17:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

"Vaginal rejuvenation surgery my ass."

LOL.

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2007-08-23 07:42:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

+2 DIDDLE

I've heard 'gash' and I've heard 'axe wound' (by the way..there's not much that offends me, euphemism-wise but axe wound is pretty fucking gloriously offensive) but I've never heard 'hatchet wound.' Learn something new every day.

Submitted by azurefroz at 2007-08-23 07:40:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Worth reading.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2007-08-23 07:32:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

As usual, I went straight to the reviews before reading the content. My eye caught the last sentence of the post as I scrolled down.

"Vaginal rejuvenation surgery my ass."

Taken out of context like that, it might make one wonder if Freud is around anywhere.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2007-08-23 07:30:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

We need to get Phuzzy to read this........

Submitted by hour_man at 2007-08-23 07:21:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by gravitas at 2007-08-23 07:17:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

+2 appropriate nicknames

Submitted by DeathJester at 2007-08-23 06:30:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

SKATE IT OFF, BITCH.

Submitted by NapalmFace at 2007-08-23 06:13:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

haha, good rant.

Submitted by CarterPFly at 2007-08-23 05:53:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This is brilliant, badger-plasty im mean, not the post. The post was stupid as all fuck.

A LOT of women really need to realise that their gashes are fucking nasty and now I'm a happier person knowing that some of them do!!!

Submitted by AllyJeans at 2007-08-23 03:45:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

You know what they say...ya gotta have a stiff upper lip. What what, and so forth.

Submitted by Zeglamancer at 2007-08-23 03:30:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

You forgot to mention that her clam probably got in the poor state its in because of all those drunken friday and saturday nights spent at the frat boy's house during college.



Why buy the cow when the milk is free?

Submitted by joedaddy at 2007-08-23 03:16:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 1


the only vaginal rejuvenation surgery that's worth a damn requires 3 to 6 stitches .


Submitted by kuroneko_sama at 2007-08-23 03:08:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

they also have a sugery to reconnect the hymen for a "reverginizing"

like a tank or beef jerky or a kick ass bowl of chili... they are supposed to be ugly



as the saying goes, the only thing wrong with a 69 is the view


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