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Let's Eat Jesus!

Submitted by Unabonger at 2007-04-08 08:42:15 EDT
Rating: 1.05 on 21 ratings (21 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

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A New York gallery has angered a US Catholic group with its decision to exhibit a milk chocolate sculpture of Jesus Christ.
The six-foot (1.8m) sculpture, entitled "My Sweet Lord", depicts Jesus Christ naked on the cross.

Catholic League head Bill Donohue called it "one of the worst assaults on Christian sensibilities ever".

The sculpture, by artist Cosimo Cavallaro, will be displayed from Monday at Manhattan's Lab Gallery.

The Catholic League, which describes itself as the nation's largest Catholic civil rights organisation, also criticised the timing of the exhibition.

"The fact that they chose Holy Week shows this is calculated, and the timing is deliberate," Mr Donohue said.

He called for a boycott of the gallery and the hotel which houses it.

'Overwhelming response'

The gallery's creative director, Matt Semler, said the gallery was considering its options in the wake of angry e-mails and telephone calls.

"We're obviously surprised by the overwhelming response and offence people have taken," he said. "We are certainly in the process of trying to figure out what we're going to do next."

Mr Semler said the timing of the exhibition was coincidental.

Mr Cavallaro, the Canadian-born artist, is known for using food ingredients in his art, on one occasion painting a hotel room in mozzarella cheese.

He used 200 pounds (90 kg) of chocolate to make the sculpture which, unusually, depicts Jesus without a loincloth.


I wanna try some chocolate Jesus!

But really, if all the guy had to do was throw a loincloth over Jesus' melting chocolate dork to end the hulaballoo, it seems like an easy fix. This guy just wants to parade a chocolate savior schlong around on Easter and hell, who doesn't?

Happy Easter, Uber. Make sure your kids find all the boiled eggs in the house or you're going to have serious problems in July.

PS - Who the fuck wants to stay in a room that smells like day-old mozzerella?

OMG jeebus has a chocolate dork makes some kid happy Im sure.JPG
OMG jeebus has a chocolate dork makes some kid happy Im sure.JPG

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Submitted by rorrim at 2007-04-11 08:11:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-04-10 11:56:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


He said it...

Submitted by ih8u2man at 2007-04-10 11:56:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by Stagger_Lee at 2007-04-09 22:52:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe at 2007-04-09 17:46:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by JonnyX at 2007-04-09 15:53:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

mmm, chocolate peener

Submitted by The_Drake at 2007-04-09 10:55:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Jesus has much better abs than that sculpture. And a lumberjack beard to boot. Fuck this frail looking imposTOR!

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2007-04-09 09:34:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 0


Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2007-04-09 07:51:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by kaos-king at 2007-04-08 20:58:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by HighVoltage900 at 2007-04-08 18:51:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

The question is who eats the penis? I know a few catholic girls who will do it if it's chocolate or not.

Submitted by messmind at 2007-04-08 18:36:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by Unabonger at 2007-04-08 15:26:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-04-08 14:39:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Looks more like chocolate Patrick Stewart. Isn't Jesus typically portrayed as having hair and a beard?


eww...chocolate pubes?

Submitted by icarus1987 at 2007-04-08 14:39:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Looks more like chocolate Patrick Stewart. Isn't Jesus typically portrayed as having hair and a beard?

Submitted by rob_berg at 2007-04-08 14:04:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by Gunslinger at 2007-04-08 11:19:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Gotta love how choco-Jesus has a total jew nose.

Submitted by greEn_uGly at 2007-04-08 10:39:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

PS - Who the fuck wants to stay in a room that smells like day-old mozzerella?

french people

Submitted by STIXS at 2007-04-08 09:38:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Silly Catholics - it's not JUST for Christians - us non-Christians like to paint eggs and find them, too - it gives us an excuse to waste a whole Sunday (and act like idiots)!

Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. at 2007-04-08 09:33:12 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

that milk chocolate sculpture sums up christianity

Submitted by particle_man58 at 2007-04-08 09:15:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

There's a Tom Waits song called "Choclate Jesus".

Submitted by shandythedog at 2007-04-08 09:04:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

did that little girl eat jesus's willy?

Submitted by Unabonger at 2007-04-08 09:01:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

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