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Girls wear shoes for other girls, why is this? (SSFW)

Submitted by JonnyX at 2007-03-23 15:56:44 EDT
Rating: 0.99 on 48 ratings (48 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

I've heard that, and although it sounds kinda dumb, it does make a lot of sense.

Some guy is never going to point out to you, 'ooh, cute shoes', unless he's ghey, or really really trying too hard to get into your pants.

So, girls wear these expensive, pointy, callus-inducing pieces of leather to...what?
Make other girls jealous? Show off their fashion sense, or the size of their bank account?
Or is there some secret code that allows girls to judge other girls by what kind of shoes they wear?

I'm thinking, there HAS to be some meaning in this, because the girl/shoes thing is something everybody knows about, but few are willing to discuss publicly.


So girls, look at my shoes below...I believe the secret message they are conveying is:

"I am a slut."


Am I right?





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Submitted by blackbear at 2017-03-12 10:20:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

the sound of high heels walking is definitely like a pavlonian conditioning like
"warning - important female nearby"

Submitted by Dru M at 2017-03-11 03:49:08 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Antoniokim at 2017-03-11 02:56:10 EST (#)
Rating: 2

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Submitted by JonnyX at 2007-03-26 12:48:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-03-23 21:01:37 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0

She almost looks like a poor mans Dita Von Teese, who by the way is FABULOUS!
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she's single now too, how the fuck does THAT happen?

Submitted by czwij at 2007-03-26 11:16:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

fuck shoes

agreementto; betty page look alike

see rating above

Submitted by Hookhand at 2007-03-25 17:29:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

That bitch looks enough like Bettie Page to save you from a 0

Submitted by Amontillado at 2007-03-25 12:23:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I think I have those shoes. Mostly I wear flip flops because you can wear them with most anything, but dressing up is fun.

Submitted by TheCrystalShip at 2007-03-24 16:59:48 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

What the fuck?

You don't think it is hot to see a chick walking down the sidewalk all alone in a short skirt and high heels. Rhythmic click click click to your dick.

Now what if she were wearing the same shirt skirt and jogging shoes.

I'm in a horrible mood this morning. Yes, it is morning because I just woke up. Time doesn't own me.

Submitted by MyNameIsTim at 2007-03-24 10:24:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

i own 40+ pairs of sneakers.

Submitted by d_prime at 2007-03-24 04:31:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Shoes are the first thing I look at.

Submitted by JoeyG at 2007-03-24 03:12:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

slut-tacular.

Submitted by JulsInsane at 2007-03-24 00:01:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

She almost looks like a poor mans Dita Von Teese, who by the way is FABULOUS!

I love shoes, and there usually is a direct correlation between how uncomfortable they are and how hot they look.

My mum told me when I was younger that there is always a price for beauty, my ability to walk is apparently one of those costs.

Submitted by Crystle at 2007-03-23 23:21:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Depends on the girls in question. Some undoubtedly by shoes to prove how far in debt they are to the bitches around them. These girls also get fake hair, nails, and breasts done for the same reasons.

I personally buy the shoes I do because I like the way they make my feet look, and because they allow me a certain amount of personal expression.

Submitted by joedaddy at 2007-03-23 21:43:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

baby girls know shoes X-man, i got a pair of gators from one last christmas

Submitted by Fixer at 2007-03-23 20:47:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

They try to show they are unique, but usually they are just stupid consumers.

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2007-03-23 20:43:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

School teacher, eh?

Submitted by FlakMonkey at 2007-03-23 19:49:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-03-23 17:40:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Whoops, scratch that. Those are the taller version.

THESE are mine. http://www.newrockstore.com/zona1/catalog/popup_image.php?pID=125
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So you bought the orange ones like I said you should? Cool.





And Jonny, for shoe advice, direct all questions to Pentameter, JulsInsane, and AlwaysAnEagle. They are our resident fashionistas. Juls bought herself an 800 dollar purse for Christmas. I assume she takes it to her rugby matches. And Josie beat a man to a pulp with some green heeled number for trying to mug her.

Uber ladies are SO well rounded.

Submitted by Anansie at 2007-03-23 19:24:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

It's not for other women. It's to go with the outfits. Like, duh!

Submitted by Shlongy at 2007-03-23 18:43:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I just bought a carton of cigarettes. I look fucking HOT smoking them.

Submitted by SPECIALk at 2007-03-23 18:24:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

I just bought a pair of red patent leather heels...they're hot! mmm...shoes.

Submitted by TigerLilly at 2007-03-23 18:19:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I think that some girls buy shoes to show them off to other women. But often times I think girls just like collecting things IE pocket books, jewelry...dead bodies.

Submitted by Alcoholocaust at 2007-03-23 17:41:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

damn, those are pretty hot

Submitted by The_Drake at 2007-03-23 17:41:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

That's hot, below.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 at 2007-03-23 17:40:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Whoops, scratch that. Those are the taller version.

THESE are mine. http://www.newrockstore.com/zona1/catalog/popup_image.php?pID=125

Submitted by forensicgirl3 at 2007-03-23 17:39:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I love shoes, especially boots! I don't wear them with other woman in mind though.

Here is a pic of my latest beauties. Yes, I DO own these.

http://www.newrockstore.com/zona1/catalog/popup_image.php?pID=146

Submitted by JonnyX at 2007-03-23 16:41:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-23 13:24:32 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You understand that I'm just sick of your "theme".
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likewise.


Although, I erally do want an answer to this question.
Notice how none of the girls have answered it yet - there must be a secret!

Submitted by Shlongy at 2007-03-23 16:24:32 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

You understand that I'm just sick of your "theme".

Nothing personal.


...well, except for the "hating you" part.

Submitted by JonnyX at 2007-03-23 16:21:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-23 13:10:04 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I like sluts. Huge fan.

This post? Not so much.
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I'll take my zero and frame it.

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2007-03-23 16:20:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

If it's the right marriage, I don't have to choose!

Submitted by The_Drake at 2007-03-23 16:14:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

unless you want to get married

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2007-03-23 16:14:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Gay. Straight. It's all the same now.

Submitted by The_Drake at 2007-03-23 16:13:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-23 16:07:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-23 16:01:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-23 15:59:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Her and I have the same bangs, but I prefer Doc Martens. Or stack heels, at least.

I refuse to suffer for shoe fashion.

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Add a Flannel shirt and some khakis you're a straight up Dyke.
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No, that would just make me a woman dressed in flannel, khakis and boots.

The sex with women is what would make me a dyke.
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Touché.

In my head you're always having sex with women.....its just a standard anymore.

Submitted by pen_name at 2007-03-23 16:11:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

i didn't zone in on the panty area, looking for folds, stray hairs, or whatnot.

Submitted by Kurfsec at 2007-03-23 16:11:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

No...I have to get off work before I can kill myself.
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but if you die at work you'll probably get a better insurance payout
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good point...

Submitted by Shlongy at 2007-03-23 16:10:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I like sluts. Huge fan.

This post? Not so much.

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2007-03-23 16:07:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-23 16:06:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-23 15:59:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Her and I have the same bangs, but I prefer Doc Martens. Or stack heels, at least.
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dont you have any CFM pumps??
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For the bedroom- of course, JonnyX!

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2007-03-23 16:07:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-23 16:01:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-23 15:59:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Her and I have the same bangs, but I prefer Doc Martens. Or stack heels, at least.

I refuse to suffer for shoe fashion.

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Add a Flannel shirt and some khakis you're a straight up Dyke.
===
No, that would just make me a woman dressed in flannel, khakis and boots.

The sex with women is what would make me a dyke.

Submitted by JonnyX at 2007-03-23 16:06:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-23 15:59:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Her and I have the same bangs, but I prefer Doc Martens. Or stack heels, at least.
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dont you have any CFM pumps??

Submitted by Alcoholocaust at 2007-03-23 16:06:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-03-23 16:03:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No...I have to get off work before I can kill myself.
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but if you die at work you'll probably get a better insurance payout

Submitted by Kurfsec at 2007-03-23 16:03:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

No...I have to get off work before I can kill myself.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2007-03-23 16:03:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Her visage is of ageless plastic
the form of beauty without its grace or kind demeanor
Statuesque and statue-like she tempts
But there's just no place to put your peenor.

Submitted by The_Drake at 2007-03-23 16:02:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-03-23 16:00:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

haha. girls just want to look good. so guys will get in our pants.
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Aren't you dead yet?

Submitted by The_Drake at 2007-03-23 16:01:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-23 15:59:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Her and I have the same bangs, but I prefer Doc Martens. Or stack heels, at least.

I refuse to suffer for shoe fashion.

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Add a Flannel shirt and some khakis you're a straight up Dyke.

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2007-03-23 16:01:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Very Betty Page-ish.

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2007-03-23 16:01:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-23 15:59:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Her and I have the same bangs, but I prefer Doc Martens. Or stack heels, at least.

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That's b/c you're teeny.

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2007-03-23 16:00:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

+2 for the build.

Girls wear shoes to keep the foot fetishists at bay. When they discuss them it's akin to knights talking about their armor.

Submitted by Kurfsec at 2007-03-23 16:00:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

haha. girls just want to look good. so guys will get in our pants.

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2007-03-23 15:59:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Her and I have the same bangs, but I prefer Doc Martens. Or stack heels, at least.

I refuse to suffer for shoe fashion.


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saying goes, let your children run wild and free.

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