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Pretty sure all the lightening storms lately are a signal God is trying to get me. Nice try bitch. (Rating: 1.78 on 19 reviews, last by LoooseSprocket 17 days ago)
Submitted by wardy (View user info) at 2009-10-30 13:21:04 EDT

There's a tree in my backyard that has been staring at me for three hours now. I think it's plotting an attack with the birds. ... (Rating: 1.9 on 31 reviews, last by wardy 22 days ago)
Submitted by wardy (View user info) at 2009-04-20 15:38:28 EDT

I had sex with a poodle, and if that's any consolation, s(he) seemed to be willing (Rating: 0.13 on 17 reviews, last by orphelia 218 days ago)
Submitted by wardy (View user info) at 2009-04-14 18:05:30 EDT

Ubertines something or other: If a band of pottery thieves challenges you to a knife fight, run the other way. You might win, b... (Rating: 1.6 on 37 reviews, last by paxilliona 21 days ago)
Submitted by wardy (View user info) at 2008-02-14 14:33:33 EST

Tornados are generally considered the worst excuse to use if you need to get out of going to visit your in-laws (Rating: 0.61 on 19 reviews, last by BlazinBull 656 days ago)
Submitted by wardy (View user info) at 2008-02-02 18:19:20 EST

How I found God NSFW (Rating: -0.37 on 23 reviews, last by Green_Ranger 658 days ago)
Submitted by Shandy (View user info) at 2007-05-02 18:22:42 EDT

How I found God (Rating: -2 on 5 reviews, last by Sphagnum 2 years ago)
Submitted by Shandy (View user info) at 2007-05-02 18:22:05 EDT

In the event of a necessary plan B, always bring a parachute and expect the worse. *Never go to a plan B unless otherwise told ... (Rating: 1.25 on 39 reviews, last by wardy 651 days ago)
Submitted by Wardy (View user info) at 2006-10-09 11:40:33 EDT

Where the hell is our neighborhood friend ETS? (Rating: -0.57 on 24 reviews, last by The_Mighty_Badger 3 years ago)
Submitted by Wardy (View user info) at 2006-09-14 10:48:03 EDT

Where the hell is our neighborhood friend ETS? (Rating: 0 on 2 reviews, last by electrictoothsyndrome 3 years ago)
Submitted by Wardy (View user info) at 2006-09-14 10:45:00 EDT

CRAP Contest and American Idol is tangible proof of evil (Rating: 1.16 on 20 reviews, last by electrictoothsyndrome 3 years ago)
Submitted by Wardy (View user info) at 2006-07-28 14:41:05 EDT

A.D.H.D. -- The camera I found in the taxi cab. (Rating: 1.53 on 22 reviews, last by electrictoothsyndrome 3 years ago)
Submitted by Wardy and his bucket of tricks (View user info) at 2006-07-28 13:01:43 EDT

The Undercover Conspired Secret Mission of PFC Ward Constable, Part 1 (Rating: 0.44 on 24 reviews, last by wardy 3 years ago)
Submitted by Wardy and his bucket of tricks (View user info) at 2006-07-19 16:04:53 EDT

OMG ETS WAS RIGHT!!! Buildings can't collapse from fires! (Rating: -0.09 on 18 reviews, last by wardy 3 years ago)
Submitted by Wardy and his bucket of tricks (View user info) at 2006-07-10 10:37:08 EDT

CRAP Contest and American Idol is tangible proof of evil (Rating: 0.11 on 20 reviews, last by scourge 3 years ago)
Submitted by el Wardo (View user info) at 2006-05-26 13:20:57 EDT

You thought it was too good to be true... (Rating: 0.18 on 30 reviews, last by coley 3 years ago)
Submitted by ElectricWardySyndrome (View user info) at 2006-05-03 08:58:35 EDT

Reasons why the War on Terror isn't working -- and some possible solutions. (Rating: 1.12 on 65 reviews, last by wardy 657 days ago)
Submitted by Wardy (View user info) at 2006-04-28 11:57:28 EDT

You can tell a lot by a man shoes -- mostly what he's eaten lately, but also how big of an asshole he... (Rating: 1.64 on 79 reviews, last by orphelia 657 days ago)
Submitted by Wardy (View user info) at 2006-04-21 15:05:34 EDT

I Hate Being a Fucking Pervert! (Rating: 1.26 on 38 reviews, last by coley 3 years ago)
Submitted by Wardy (View user info) at 2006-04-20 12:56:09 EDT

What I know about things that I really know nothing about (Rating: 0.6 on 14 reviews, last by coley 3 years ago)
Submitted by Wardy (View user info) at 2006-04-18 00:07:43 EDT

n00berfest: my list of music that sucks (sorry is this late? i have a camwhore too) (Rating: 1 on 29 reviews, last by coley 3 years ago)
Submitted by Wardy (View user info) at 2006-04-13 14:20:53 EDT

What Would Jesus Say? (Rating: 1.15 on 63 reviews, last by orphelia 657 days ago)
Submitted by Wardy (View user info) at 2006-04-12 21:31:25 EDT

The FuPa -- If I wasn't dead inside, I'd have already killed myself (redone with more gayness) (Rating: 1.36 on 20 reviews, last by Zanatos 3 years ago)
Submitted by Wardy (View user info) at 2006-04-04 14:21:27 EDT

The FuPa -- If I wasn't dead inside, I'd have already killed myself (Rating: 1.18 on 16 reviews, last by LSD420 3 years ago)
Submitted by Wardy (View user info) at 2006-04-03 23:54:37 EDT

The FuPa -- Do Gorillas Have Tits? And other super awesome life questions... (Rating: 1.27 on 121 reviews, last by wardy 3 years ago)
Submitted by Wardy (View user info) at 2006-03-24 03:55:39 EST

FuPa -- Sweet baby beer drinking, lady bull riding, marriage, divorce and all sorts of other things (Rating: 1.7 on 48 reviews, last by LSD420 3 years ago)
Submitted by Wardy (View user info) at 2006-03-20 09:47:32 EST

Vote Here! For the next savior of Middle Earth! (Rating: 1.75 on 173 reviews, last by HurtByTheSun 649 days ago)
Submitted by Wardy (View user info) at 2006-03-14 19:04:39 EST

One time... in Ireland... -- Shamrock Open (Rating: 1.52 on 23 reviews, last by MudWhistle 662 days ago)
Submitted by Wardy (View user info) at 2006-03-01 11:25:22 EST

Shamrock Open -- Slainte! (Rating: 1.84 on 19 reviews, last by LSD420 3 years ago)
Submitted by Wardy (View user info) at 2006-02-22 10:53:00 EST

Losing my Virginity: The Fall of Righty (Rating: 1.81 on 184 reviews, last by wardy 658 days ago)
Submitted by Wardy (View user info) at 2006-02-20 22:28:48 EST

Osama and the Qaeda offer a truce... (Rating: 0.58 on 108 reviews, last by LSD420 3 years ago)
Submitted by Wardy (View user info) at 2006-01-20 11:33:04 EST

When did South Park turn to shit? And speaking of animated television... (Rating: 0.78 on 32 reviews, last by LSD420 3 years ago)
Submitted by Wardy (View user info) at 2006-01-01 11:01:42 EST

white trash wedding.. (Rating: -1.04 on 28 reviews, last by LSD420 3 years ago)
Submitted by Wardy (View user info) at 2005-12-17 04:04:31 EST

Do you want to be a scientologist? (Rating: 1.7 on 26 reviews, last by Berty 3 years ago)
Submitted by Wardy (View user info) at 2005-12-13 13:37:59 EST

Do you want to be a scientologist? (Rating: 1.2 on 10 reviews, last by LSD420 3 years ago)
Submitted by Wardy (View user info) at 2005-12-13 13:33:05 EST

The Secret to My Success: How I became as awesome as Jesus Christ (Rating: 1.47 on 28 reviews, last by LSD420 3 years ago)
Submitted by Wardy (View user info) at 2005-12-12 05:02:46 EST

The art of love-making: questions my dad could never answer (Rating: 1.77 on 54 reviews, last by wardy 3 years ago)
Submitted by Wardy (View user info) at 2005-12-11 10:59:42 EST

I broke into a room at the Motel 6 and took the biggest shit of my life ( NSFW pic ) (Rating: 1.58 on 24 reviews, last by wardy 658 days ago)
Submitted by Wardy (View user info) at 2005-12-09 11:49:20 EST

The Aryan Nation: A Softer Confrontation (Rating: 1.86 on 39 reviews, last by c1ndy 3 years ago)
Submitted by Wardy (View user info) at 2005-12-09 05:05:12 EST

The Aryan Nation: a softer confrontation (Media Accompaniment) (Rating: 0.5 on 6 reviews, last by Circe 3 years ago)
Submitted by Wardy (View user info) at 2005-12-09 05:01:35 EST

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