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[None] Grewburfest 2009 a space odyssey   (Rating: 1.76 on 19 reviews, last by LoooseSprocket 9 days ago)
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[None] Go my monitor back! (NSFW)   (Rating: -0.22 on 12 reviews, last by pen_name 20 days ago)
Submitted by pen_name (View user info) at 2009-10-12 12:29:55 EDT
[None] samsung? more like samDUNG!   (Rating: 0.47 on 20 reviews, last by pen_name 54 days ago)
Submitted by pen_name (View user info) at 2009-09-06 16:59:41 EDT
[None] fixed 'er up. added' a bit o' whimsey.   (Rating: 1.15 on 22 reviews, last by pen_name 100 days ago)
Submitted by pen_name (View user info) at 2009-07-26 17:26:36 EDT
[None] Is this picture NSFW?   (Rating: 0.72 on 37 reviews, last by YourNameHere 104 days ago)
Submitted by pen_name (View user info) at 2009-07-22 01:21:13 EDT
[None] The "Misses the Point Guy"   (Rating: 1.5 on 8 reviews, last by AsshOly 114 days ago)
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[None] RIP Karl Malden   (Rating: 1 on 12 reviews, last by bustedcompass 127 days ago)
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[None] RIP Billy Mays   (Rating: 1.27 on 31 reviews, last by kitchens_closed 130 days ago)
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[None] RIP Ed McMahon   (Rating: 1.81 on 31 reviews, last by Merlina 136 days ago)
Submitted by pen_name (View user info) at 2009-06-23 09:57:18 EDT
[Romance] RIP Reference Post   (Rating: 1.27 on 50 reviews, last by rob_berg 92 days ago)
Submitted by pen_name (View user info) at 2009-06-13 13:02:47 EDT
[None] RIP David Carradine   (Rating: 1.38 on 17 reviews, last by rob_berg 155 days ago)
Submitted by pen_name (View user info) at 2009-06-04 12:53:02 EDT
[None] I Gave a Sash   (Rating: -0.25 on 23 reviews, last by pen_name 156 days ago)
Submitted by pen_name (View user info) at 2009-06-03 06:07:17 EDT
[None] Tissue paper   (Rating: 1.89 on 37 reviews, last by Spam 170 days ago)
Submitted by pen_name (View user info) at 2009-03-22 17:04:53 EDT
[None] I'm a hop, skip, and a jump away from 200,000 hits; here's some of my best posts!   (Rating: 0.6 on 20 reviews, last by TheUniter 306 days ago)
Submitted by pen_name (View user info) at 2008-12-31 20:04:01 EST
[Romance] A Post about Song Refrains (doesn't that title make you wet?)   (Rating: 1.9 on 61 reviews, last by pen_name 220 days ago)
Submitted by pen_name (View user info) at 2008-12-10 16:09:11 EST
[None] A pervert talks to his buddy.   (Rating: 1.76 on 57 reviews, last by lungfish 340 days ago)
Submitted by pen_name (View user info) at 2008-11-26 17:35:21 EST
[Science & Environmental] I hate all you motherfuckers--you and your silly goddamn stories and petty bickering. Posts about the weather and constant Oath...   (Rating: 1.22 on 44 reviews, last by polyamorousaj 351 days ago)
Submitted by pen_name (View user info) at 2008-11-19 00:11:32 EST
[General] A generic people talking post   (Rating: 1.63 on 54 reviews, last by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar 117 days ago)
Submitted by pen_name (View user info) at 2008-11-09 00:20:07 EST
[None] I don't have a cat   (Rating: 1.3 on 26 reviews, last by TaK 455 days ago)
Submitted by pen_name (View user info) at 2008-08-08 05:18:56 EDT
[None] What a tease   (Rating: 0.54 on 15 reviews, last by F.J.Bell 463 days ago)
Submitted by pen_name (View user info) at 2008-08-01 04:00:17 EDT
[None] WLGF - Uncle   (Rating: -0.78 on 23 reviews, last by tloshjohnson 497 days ago)
Submitted by pen_name (View user info) at 2008-06-27 11:18:00 EDT
[None] Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cock, Motherfucker, and Tits   (Rating: -0.16 on 37 reviews, last by Adamdidit2u 501 days ago)
Submitted by pen_name (View user info) at 2008-06-23 06:29:06 EDT
[None] I'm drunk, but I'm going to write this like I am not   (Rating: 1.75 on 46 reviews, last by pen_name 521 days ago)
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[None] A message to Tinactin   (Rating: 0 on 22 reviews, last by Chroniclysm 530 days ago)
Submitted by pen_name (View user info) at 2008-05-23 16:13:47 EDT
[None] Red Sox No Hitter! 2   (Rating: 0.02 on 58 reviews, last by iambetteratit 532 days ago)
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[None] darko fucking loves people...but are they the right people?   (Rating: 1.44 on 30 reviews, last by Off_The_Wagon 539 days ago)
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[None] Why life is unfair   (Rating: 1.53 on 19 reviews, last by Ballare 525 days ago)
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[None] Fuckin' Mudders   (Rating: 1.73 on 23 reviews, last by pen_name 101 days ago)
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[None] Negative Nancy   (Rating: 0.13 on 89 reviews, last by pen_name 61 days ago)
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[None] 5 minute challenge   (Rating: 1.12 on 26 reviews, last by monkeyswithguns 580 days ago)
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[None] Short Story   (Rating: 1.39 on 40 reviews, last by pen_name 583 days ago)
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[None] field trip (nsfw)   (Rating: 1.4 on 24 reviews, last by pen_name 522 days ago)
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[None] Short Story   (Rating: 1.25 on 29 reviews, last by EkO 597 days ago)
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[None] What happens when your team loses the Super Bowl?   (Rating: -0.32 on 26 reviews, last by EkO 597 days ago)
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[None] who's potter   (Rating: 1 on 15 reviews, last by sicosemen 597 days ago)
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[None] A post shandy would like</end name drop>   (Rating: 0.71 on 15 reviews, last by sicosemen 597 days ago)
Submitted by pen_name (View user info) at 2007-11-09 23:41:47 EST
[None] Red Sox No Hitter!   (Rating: 0.42 on 35 reviews, last by SullyThePirate 152 days ago)
Submitted by pen_name (View user info) at 2007-09-01 22:53:18 EDT
[None] Uber Directory Camwhore   (Rating: 0.3 on 20 reviews, last by Glenn. 580 days ago)
Submitted by pen_name (View user info) at 2007-05-25 00:03:19 EDT
[General] Jimmy Stewart's Family Troubles   (Rating: 1.27 on 17 reviews, last by sicosemen 597 days ago)
Submitted by pen_name (View user info) at 2007-01-05 15:37:10 EST
[None] Dramatization of "Drunk Sluts made me Piss all over my Carpet."   (Rating: 1.8 on 48 reviews, last by Sacrilicious 581 days ago)
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User id:13937
Registered on or around: 2004-11-18 18:22:22 EST
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Homer: I keep hearing this horrible irregular thumping noise.

Pump Jockey:
It's your heart. And I think it's on its last thump.

Homer: Whew, I was afraid it was my transmission.

Homer's Triple Bypass